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STICK THESE SOUNDCLOUDS IN YOUR ASS   Leave a comment

It’s the weekend. While we take your mom out for some hot sexing you need some good tunes to distract yourself. You are a lazy fuck. You obviously couldn’t go on soundcloud yourself and start finding shit on your own. That would mean having to turn on your modem, dial up your ISP to connect to the internet and then waiting for 3 hours for one song to download because this is you computer:

Basically your life is terrible. Your mom gets fucked by bloggers and your computer is a phone with internet speeds from 1993. The least we can do is provide you with tunes. GO GRAB THAT SHIT AFTER THE JUMP!

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TWO, WAIT NO, THREE GREAT FUCKING RELEASES   Leave a comment

Hey fucks! Been some fucking time that we just wanted to post these things but we just couldn’t because there is so little time in the world and your mom is so needy and she fucking calls us day and night and wants to talk about her girl problems an meanwhile we just want to blog but if we tell her that we need to go then she makes us feel guilty. Your mom just needs to chill the fuck out. Anyway. Now that we have some time get ready for 3 great releases from SPF 5000, Rot10 Musik and A Tribe Called Red. 2 are free and then you gotta pay for one of them. F.Y.I. the internet does not accept payment through a sock full of fuckin dimes. LET’S GET DOWN TO IT AFTER THE JUMP!

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SOUNDCLOUDS OF WRATH   Leave a comment

Hey hey! My name is Afrojacks. I invented moombahton. Fuck all of y’all. I don’t drink milk. I pour Crystal™ on my fucking cereal. I eat fucking Caviar Pops. They’re like Corn Pops but they taste like fucking fish and cost $2000 per box. That’s my life. That’s Afrojack. I’m working on a track with Justin Bieber. I fucked Lady Gaga. That was so weird. There were ostriches in the same room when it happened. One of them licked my right testicle. It’s tongue was rough. I still see it’s face when I close my eyes.

Have you met my friends yet? Bill.i.am is the fucking black dude from Blast Iced Fleas and there’s Dave Gettus and that guy from Florida who I don’t remember his name. Here’s some tracks AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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MUSIC SHIT! ALSO IT’S FUCKING CANADA DAY   Leave a comment

My name is Coolio. I have a lesson to teach you today. Don’t be like me. If you are asking yourself  “What should I do next?” then just do the opposite of what I did. Like don’t make the song Gangster’s Paradise. Don’t get caught with crack. Don’t ever have a photo like this taken of yourself. In fact, to be real with you, this fucking photo tells my whole story right here. I look like someone who needs to get punched in the face. I look goofy. I look like Weird Al could be doing the same pose. No one from rap should ever appear in a way that Weird Al could. I’ve got six kids from four moms. Christmas fucking sucks. I made an album in 2003 called “Coolio.com”. What was I thinking? That is the worst name ever. It’s like a joke name. Except it’s real. I fucking chose that name. I’m fucking Coolio.

I’m fucking Coolio

Coolio is who I am.

“Coolio.com”

I’m Ghostdad

GRAB SOME FUCKING TUNES AFTER THE JUMP!

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THESE ARE SOUNDS, THESE ARE NOT CLOUDS   Leave a comment

Hey cuntfucks! What up? What if today there were no soundclouds? Who the fuck wants them anyway. Look at this picture! These clouds are clearly ruining people’s vibes on their vacations. They’re just trying to get some tans and surf and the clouds are just trying to rain on them. Fuck the clouds. Now the Super Soundcloud Wednesday of Fuck made sense. We did it guys! We showed the world. This is probably the most important thing we will ever achieve and when we say “we” we are including you obviously since there is not much for you to aspire to in life. MUSIC IS AFTER THE JUMP!

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DISCO MOOMBAHTON   Leave a comment

Duck Sauce – Barbara Streisand (Emynd Remix) (mediafire)

Yo idiots! Check it! Emynd made some moombahton. Everyone is making moombahton. Even Diplo featured moombahton (and in particular Munchi) on his blog. Sorry Diplo. Too late. We broke the news first. You are behind on the times. Go to jail. Do not collect $200 for jumping on another genre and using your clout to do some crazy shit with it. Walmer will be kings of moombahton. You will see. You can hear us spin it at this thing:

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OLD SONG OF THE DAY: GARCONS – FRENCH DISCO BOYS EDIT   Leave a comment

Garcons

Garçons – French Disco Boys Edit (zshare)

Here is another song from The Dirty Frenchman’s secret disco collection. As was said once before, there was a period where The Dirty Frenchman would only listen to old music. Even though right now The Dirty Frenchman only plays songs for puking an daggerin’, he probably knows more about disco than most people who play and say they like disco. That’s just the way it is. Sorry disco playing and liking people. There is always country music for you to latch onto. The Dirty Frenchman doesn’t care about country music. But anyway, this song should be played by the French space program for when they shoot people into space. Like played on the rocket ship’s stereo system. It’s about 5 minutes long which we imagine to be about the drive from Earth to space at rocket ship speed give or take a few minutes. Or it should be played when space ships do this:

or this:

Vodpod videos no longer available.

and because it’s your lucky day:

Dr Who Theme (Original) (zshare)

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