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SXSW IS OVER…   Leave a comment

ImageWhat the fuck is SXSW? SXSW is going to a place and not just seeing Dubbel Dutch, Samo Sound Boy, Dave Nada, Sabo and Jen Lasher in one night, but shilling with them and realizing everyone is cool as fuck and there ain’t no fucking egos at all and everyone is just out to enjoy other fuckers music. You see Tittsworth (dude is gonna have a big year) everywhere, you do Irish Car Bombs with Bro Safari, The Torro Torros, Brent Tactic, Sabo, Dave Nada, Pickster and all these other fuckers. Hangin out with LeDoom all fucking weekend just shooting the shit coming up with retarded new music genres called fucking #laundryhouse (which will be the sound of 2013). It’s hearing fucking Munchi spin and spending way to much time with that motherfucker (all the rumours of how fucking just straight up awesome Munchi is are true). And there was so much other shit like when Munchi peer pressured us to eat fuckin waffle tacos with fucking bacon, fried chicken and beef inside. 

Look forward to way more pictures and shit and tonnes of great music too. There is way to much to fucking talk about.

Posted March 19, 2012 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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MUNCHI IS…THE MOOMBAHTONISTA   Leave a comment

Hey dudes. There is a lot you are not sure of. If you like boys or girls. If smoking all that fucking weed is making you smarter or dumber. If you will have a place to live in the next month. That last on was sad but don’t worry, no matter how homeless you are there will always be good music in your Discman if you go to Beatport and buy this new EP from perhaps the person in the music industry who deserves it the most: Fucking Munchi. Dude is humble, dude is well centered, and dude has great taste in blogs. We’re gonna put up both parts of this interview that was done for  Generation Bass (our rival blog that is 1000 times more popular), but, really only the last 30 seconds of part 1 count as important.

How’s that for shout outs. Love is sent back your way dude. Anyway. You don’t really care about all this bullshit we’re spouting. You just want some music. The EP is great with all your old Muchi favourites remastered so that they don’t sound like they were made in a closet in someone’s mom’s house. One has vocals now. Find the link to buy the music at Beatport and a promo mix Munchi made AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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Posted February 29, 2012 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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BIG MOOMBAH MONDAY   Leave a comment

Look at that shit. That’s Mount fucking Everest. That’s the pile up of moombah that has been accumulating in our fucking inbox from not blogging tracks for a fucking week. People are fucking relentless. But that’s good. Motherfuckers makin’ content for us. If not then this shit would be like posting pictures of dogs eating sandwiches with George Lopez or something. Some kind of tumblr meme shit. But it’s not. There is lots of moombah to talk about. Let’s look at it like a family. Holding hands in a non gay way. Let’s go AFTER THE JUMP CUNT MASTERS!

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STICK THESE SOUNDCLOUDS IN YOUR ASS   Leave a comment

It’s the weekend. While we take your mom out for some hot sexing you need some good tunes to distract yourself. You are a lazy fuck. You obviously couldn’t go on soundcloud yourself and start finding shit on your own. That would mean having to turn on your modem, dial up your ISP to connect to the internet and then waiting for 3 hours for one song to download because this is you computer:

Basically your life is terrible. Your mom gets fucked by bloggers and your computer is a phone with internet speeds from 1993. The least we can do is provide you with tunes. GO GRAB THAT SHIT AFTER THE JUMP!

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NEW VIDEO OF MUNCHI WITH SOME 40 YEAR OLD WHITE DUDE MAKING A RAP AND SARAH YOUNG IN IT FOR A FEW SECONDS   Leave a comment

 

Posted January 31, 2012 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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WEEKEND PARTY TIME FUCKFEST   Leave a comment

These people are fucking partying, who are they partying to? US FUCKERS! That’s who. We demolished 751 on Saturday like your dad demolished your mom and inpregnated her with you. That’s how we roll. At points bitches were dancing on tables and shit. Do we have photos of that? No. Are we lying then? You’ll never know. Whatever, we took a bunch of shitty pics. GO GRAB SOME FUCKING TUNES AFTER THE JUMP AND CHECK CRAPPY PICS OF THE BAD TASTE JAM! BIG UP STEVE ROCK OF THE GOOD KIDS FOR HAVING US!

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DON’T BREAK THE INTERNETS   Leave a comment

Hey you! Fucking Americans! Yeah! Don’t break the fucking internets! Tell your fucking Congressman and Senator to fucking vote against it because you will ruin the internets for everyone. Like literally the whole fucking world. We will all fucking hate you. No music blogs will exist. We Walmer will personally hate you. If given the chance we would go to every citizen of the USA and tell them “Fuck you” if PIPA and SOPA pass. Even if you were obviously not directly responsible for it passing if you did nothing to try and stop it your are guilty in some way. Google makes it really easy to do.

AFTER YOU SIGN THE FUCKING PETITION GO GRAB SOME FUCKING MUSIC AFTER THE JUMP ASSMUNCHERS!

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WALMER PRESENTS: THE MUNCHI INTERVIEW WITH OBLIGATORY EXCLUSIVE TRACK!   7 comments

We recently had a great opportunity at the Walmer Convenience Musical Blog. Can you guess what it was? Duh! We got to interview that fucker Munchi! That’s the fucking title of the post, get with it. We’re really excited to interview this dude who everyone is saying is gonna be the next big thing. It must pretty fucking awesome and pretty fucking tiring to hear that shit. We don’t give a shit about the hype though, the reason we care is that this dude is one of the few people who have made music that has blown our fucking minds. When The Dirty Frenchman first heard the moombahton track Sandungueo he was high as fuck and supposed to meet up with his girlfriend for a fucking date. Once he heard it he could not stop playing that shit over and over again. That was not only the first Munchi track he had ever heard but it was also the first moombahton track. He got so into that shit that he came like half an hour late for his date and got in shit and didn’t get laid. That whole Munchi Moombahton Promo EP was like BOOM! There is a whole new world! It was one of those fucking moments you always remember.

If you don’t know the story of Munchi you can look it up. We’re not his fucking biographers. All you need to know is that at that point in his life he was just some dude sending emails to people asking them to post his tracks and being super fucking thankful that you did. That was back in early 2010. In a year and a half there have been some ups and downs but that fucker is now one of the hottest and in demand producers of Electronic Dance Music in the world, having worked or working with some of the biggest names. The great thing about him is that he is still humble as fuck, still talks to average ass joes like us and still genuinely loves fucking music and will talk about it to anyone who asks him. The man can best be described as a musical scholar having observed or participated in a number of recent musical movements. He is concerned not just with the music itself but with the culture of the music. Are people using a music to it’s highest potential? Is the movement creating a lasting genre or the latest hipster style for 6 months? Basically how can we make things better? Did we also mention the dude is only 22 years old? (What have we done with our lives?) But fuck, if we write anything else we’ll fucking spoil it so let’s just let Munchi speak for himself and then we’ll have links to most of his most important work up until now. He’s also given us the privilege of hosting AN EXCLUSIVE TRACK! (WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!) The most amazing part is that most of his shit is fucking free! GO READ THE INTERVIEW AND GRAB CLASSIC MUNCHI TRACKS EVEN THOUGH YOU SHOULD HAVE THEM ALREADY AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP! EXCLUSIVE TRACK “FUCK THIS” IS AT THE END! THE SONG IS TRAP-MOOMBAHTON AND IS HARD AS FUCK. TRACK GONNA TAKE OVER!

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CHITO ROCK EP THAT ROCKS YOU ASS OFF!   Leave a comment

Where the fuck did your ass go? Shit is fucking gone bitches. Chito Rock took it from y’all. It was just rocked the fuck off. If you like some fucking legit as fuck club bangers than this EP delivers the goods right to your fucking doorstep. Once you answer the door it goes into your house, fucks your wife and then takes a shit in your toilet and doesn’t flush. And you can deal with it. In fact you’re happy. Great production on here from Munchi and other fucks. Shout outs to fucking Caballo for letting us in on this. GO TASTE IT AND DOWNLOAD IT AFTER THE JUMP CUNTS!

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GO AND TROLL YOUR MAMA!! WE DROP A NEW FLAVOR OF THE MONTH!!   Leave a comment

 Hey fucks! Caballo came and wrote another post for the Walmer Convenience Musical Blog. Last time got people talking hard about shit. What the fuck is he gonna talk about now? Wanna fucking know? GO CHECK IT OUT AFTER THE JUMP CUNTHEADS!

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