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SXSW IS OVER…   Leave a comment

ImageWhat the fuck is SXSW? SXSW is going to a place and not just seeing Dubbel Dutch, Samo Sound Boy, Dave Nada, Sabo and Jen Lasher in one night, but shilling with them and realizing everyone is cool as fuck and there ain’t no fucking egos at all and everyone is just out to enjoy other fuckers music. You see Tittsworth (dude is gonna have a big year) everywhere, you do Irish Car Bombs with Bro Safari, The Torro Torros, Brent Tactic, Sabo, Dave Nada, Pickster and all these other fuckers. Hangin out with LeDoom all fucking weekend just shooting the shit coming up with retarded new music genres called fucking #laundryhouse (which will be the sound of 2013). It’s hearing fucking Munchi spin and spending way to much time with that motherfucker (all the rumours of how fucking just straight up awesome Munchi is are true). And there was so much other shit like when Munchi peer pressured us to eat fuckin waffle tacos with fucking bacon, fried chicken and beef inside. 

Look forward to way more pictures and shit and tonnes of great music too. There is way to much to fucking talk about.

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Posted March 19, 2012 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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MUNCHI IS…THE MOOMBAHTONISTA   Leave a comment

Hey dudes. There is a lot you are not sure of. If you like boys or girls. If smoking all that fucking weed is making you smarter or dumber. If you will have a place to live in the next month. That last on was sad but don’t worry, no matter how homeless you are there will always be good music in your Discman if you go to Beatport and buy this new EP from perhaps the person in the music industry who deserves it the most: Fucking Munchi. Dude is humble, dude is well centered, and dude has great taste in blogs. We’re gonna put up both parts of this interview that was done for  Generation Bass (our rival blog that is 1000 times more popular), but, really only the last 30 seconds of part 1 count as important.

How’s that for shout outs. Love is sent back your way dude. Anyway. You don’t really care about all this bullshit we’re spouting. You just want some music. The EP is great with all your old Muchi favourites remastered so that they don’t sound like they were made in a closet in someone’s mom’s house. One has vocals now. Find the link to buy the music at Beatport and a promo mix Munchi made AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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Posted February 29, 2012 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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BIG MOOMBAH MONDAY   Leave a comment

Look at that shit. That’s Mount fucking Everest. That’s the pile up of moombah that has been accumulating in our fucking inbox from not blogging tracks for a fucking week. People are fucking relentless. But that’s good. Motherfuckers makin’ content for us. If not then this shit would be like posting pictures of dogs eating sandwiches with George Lopez or something. Some kind of tumblr meme shit. But it’s not. There is lots of moombah to talk about. Let’s look at it like a family. Holding hands in a non gay way. Let’s go AFTER THE JUMP CUNT MASTERS!

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STICK THESE SOUNDCLOUDS IN YOUR ASS   Leave a comment

It’s the weekend. While we take your mom out for some hot sexing you need some good tunes to distract yourself. You are a lazy fuck. You obviously couldn’t go on soundcloud yourself and start finding shit on your own. That would mean having to turn on your modem, dial up your ISP to connect to the internet and then waiting for 3 hours for one song to download because this is you computer:

Basically your life is terrible. Your mom gets fucked by bloggers and your computer is a phone with internet speeds from 1993. The least we can do is provide you with tunes. GO GRAB THAT SHIT AFTER THE JUMP!

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NEW VIDEO OF MUNCHI WITH SOME 40 YEAR OLD WHITE DUDE MAKING A RAP AND SARAH YOUNG IN IT FOR A FEW SECONDS   Leave a comment

 

Posted January 31, 2012 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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WEEKEND PARTY TIME FUCKFEST   Leave a comment

These people are fucking partying, who are they partying to? US FUCKERS! That’s who. We demolished 751 on Saturday like your dad demolished your mom and inpregnated her with you. That’s how we roll. At points bitches were dancing on tables and shit. Do we have photos of that? No. Are we lying then? You’ll never know. Whatever, we took a bunch of shitty pics. GO GRAB SOME FUCKING TUNES AFTER THE JUMP AND CHECK CRAPPY PICS OF THE BAD TASTE JAM! BIG UP STEVE ROCK OF THE GOOD KIDS FOR HAVING US!

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DON’T BREAK THE INTERNETS   Leave a comment

Hey you! Fucking Americans! Yeah! Don’t break the fucking internets! Tell your fucking Congressman and Senator to fucking vote against it because you will ruin the internets for everyone. Like literally the whole fucking world. We will all fucking hate you. No music blogs will exist. We Walmer will personally hate you. If given the chance we would go to every citizen of the USA and tell them “Fuck you” if PIPA and SOPA pass. Even if you were obviously not directly responsible for it passing if you did nothing to try and stop it your are guilty in some way. Google makes it really easy to do.

AFTER YOU SIGN THE FUCKING PETITION GO GRAB SOME FUCKING MUSIC AFTER THE JUMP ASSMUNCHERS!

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