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WMC SONG DUMP   Leave a comment

The battle of the blogs. The battle of stickers. One on the way up. One looking like it’s alienating everyone who has anything to do with it (but who would give a fuck when you just made a song for Usher). Why the fuck is The Dirty Frenchman smiling like a fucking cunt. He should have a mean face on. But he’s a drunk ass. So he smiled for this. Anyway. Sure WMC is almost over but we’re still gonna fucking post all the latest shit you need to wreck parties. WITHOUT FURTHER ADO LET’S GET THIS GOING AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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We recently had a great opportunity at the Walmer Convenience Musical Blog. Can you guess what it was? Duh! We got to interview that fucker Munchi! That’s the fucking title of the post, get with it. We’re really excited to interview this dude who everyone is saying is gonna be the next big thing. It must pretty fucking awesome and pretty fucking tiring to hear that shit. We don’t give a shit about the hype though, the reason we care is that this dude is one of the few people who have made music that has blown our fucking minds. When The Dirty Frenchman first heard the moombahton track Sandungueo he was high as fuck and supposed to meet up with his girlfriend for a fucking date. Once he heard it he could not stop playing that shit over and over again. That was not only the first Munchi track he had ever heard but it was also the first moombahton track. He got so into that shit that he came like half an hour late for his date and got in shit and didn’t get laid. That whole Munchi Moombahton Promo EP was like BOOM! There is a whole new world! It was one of those fucking moments you always remember.

If you don’t know the story of Munchi you can look it up. We’re not his fucking biographers. All you need to know is that at that point in his life he was just some dude sending emails to people asking them to post his tracks and being super fucking thankful that you did. That was back in early 2010. In a year and a half there have been some ups and downs but that fucker is now one of the hottest and in demand producers of Electronic Dance Music in the world, having worked or working with some of the biggest names. The great thing about him is that he is still humble as fuck, still talks to average ass joes like us and still genuinely loves fucking music and will talk about it to anyone who asks him. The man can best be described as a musical scholar having observed or participated in a number of recent musical movements. He is concerned not just with the music itself but with the culture of the music. Are people using a music to it’s highest potential? Is the movement creating a lasting genre or the latest hipster style for 6 months? Basically how can we make things better? Did we also mention the dude is only 22 years old? (What have we done with our lives?) But fuck, if we write anything else we’ll fucking spoil it so let’s just let Munchi speak for himself and then we’ll have links to most of his most important work up until now. He’s also given us the privilege of hosting AN EXCLUSIVE TRACK! (WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!) The most amazing part is that most of his shit is fucking free! GO READ THE INTERVIEW AND GRAB CLASSIC MUNCHI TRACKS EVEN THOUGH YOU SHOULD HAVE THEM ALREADY AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP! EXCLUSIVE TRACK “FUCK THIS” IS AT THE END! THE SONG IS TRAP-MOOMBAHTON AND IS HARD AS FUCK. TRACK GONNA TAKE OVER!

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Look at these to assholes. This is fucking Sto of Walmer with fucking Tittsworth at the SLOWED party that happened on Saturday in Toronto. This was a moombahton party where The Torro Torros and Sean Caff also took the crowd and shook the crowd like it wasn’t a thang. It makes perfect sense then to use this picture for a post dedicated to non-moombahton music. We’re geniuses. Whenever we fucking talk to fuckers they think we just like moombahton. We like other music. We post other music. People just send us a shitload of moombahton every fucking day that’s fresh as fuck. If fuckers wanted to send us bass music we will take it and play the fuck out of it. We like club music too. Basically just send us everything. Anyway, go grab some hot ass non moombah AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP BITCHTITS!

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Let’s just drop the pretense, drop the jokes but let’s not drop the fucking ball on this shit. What we got here is one big heaping spoonful of moombah heat. He don’t bother with a post on each track. Why waste your time? Do you want us to tell you that we like this music? Of course we fucking do. That’s why we posted it. So just check these the fuck out. Smoke a fat ass joint and enjoy the fuck out of your day. LET’S GO FUCK WITH SOME MOOMBAH GOODNESS AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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What the fuck did David Heartbreak try to do here? Is he trying to act like he can make music other than moombahton? ALL WE WANT FROM HIM IS FUCKING MOOMBAHTON! HOW DARE HE BRANCH OUT!

Alright, now that we’ve composed ourselves there is only one thing left to do: give this thing a fucking listen and maybe even download the fuck out of it. “But what the fuck is it?” you ask. “What is this shit?” Well it’s trappy, trancey shit that you would listen to while you write in your diary about your feelings and how you cried. There is also a song that is like sped up moombahton. It does not sound like the late great George Harrison:

That may have been a terrible description but that is only because we are terrible people. Maybe you will like it. Why don’t you go check it out and maybe fucking download it AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP YOU FAT FUCKS!

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HEARTBREAK IS…THE M7 EP   Leave a comment

David Heartbreaks and Mixmagazine have formed a tag team duo to give it to you from the front and the back moombah style with the M7 EP. Do you like it rough? They got you. Do you prefer to be taken slowly? They got you too. This is penetrating music that really gets inside you. Just imagine Heartbreaks and Mixmagazine giving each other high-fives over your head. That’s the true spirit of this EP. GIVE IT A LISTEN AND DOWNLOAD THAT SHIT AFTER THE JUMP FUCK FACES!

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Hey Hey! How the fuck are you? Just gonna take a break from dancing with stars. My name is Ron Art-wait no, that’s wrong I’m Metta World Peace. That’s what people call me now. Here’s proof:

I’ve always been fucking believing in the world peace and all and loving the people and having a positive vibe in this hustle. I’m not a fucking athlete anymore. I’m a fucking artist. I paint portraits with words now in the genre of raping, I mean rapping. I put out a rape mixtape. I mean a rap mixtape. Fuck. Have you tried it?

(click the picture to actually download this thing)

My most happiest thing about the mixtape is that it features my two fucking idols: George Lopez & Fat Joe. One is the fucking Picasso of comedy and the other is the Shakespeare of rap. I know that it seems crazy to compare George Lopez to Shakespeare and Picasso to Fat Joe but that’s just the way I fucking see it with my artist eyes. My artest eyes. Haha. Floetry. Check out my video with my mentors:

Call a fucking museum to get this shit put in it. Anyway. People get their inspiration from a lot of places. I get mine from all the fuck over. I get inspiration even from the soundclouds. I love them. Let’s go fucking listen to that shit. LET’S DO IT AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP FUCKERS!

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Maybe you are expecting something clever right now. Maybe that is not possible. Maybe we went out and scouted a place for our next party. Maybe we did blow at some point and had a number of beers. Maybe we are fucking dead inside now at work pretending to be normal people talking to our fucking boss and discussing projected revenue and then in our heads we’re like “I do fucking blow man. I can’t fucking deal with this shit.” That’s our lives. We’re having a fucking meeting and we’re pointing at charts and graphs and shit and we get a drip from the night before fall down our throats and you gotta keep your fucking composure. But anyway. Enough of that. There are soundclouds to blog. Grab them, listen to them, fuck them AFTER THE JUMP ASSHOLES!

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John C Reilly fucking knows! We can continue without Soundcloud! We can take this opportunity to revisit some classic shit. Are you guys up on your early moombahton? Why don’t we jump in a fucking time machine and check out some of the tracks that are the foundation of this shit. Maybe you have these tracks but maybe you don’t. Maybe you lost all the files on you computer. Whatever. Let’s be nostalgic AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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MOOMBAHLUV   Leave a comment

Moombahluv. It’s the opposite of Moombahhate which is coming soon. Or is it? No, it’s not. Anyway, DJ UMB from the Generation Bass Blog of Global Music got all these fuckers to make this and it’s got some good ass tracks. Maybe you should download it and then if you live in Canada you can play it during Canadian Thanksgiving this coming weekend and the you can read the words of Neil Queen Jones (who made this amazing post for us) to your fucking kids since he wrote the liner notes. It will be the greatest Canadian Thanksgiving of all. Even if you live somewhere else like some weird country like Germany you can still celebrate by going out to the woods, stabbing a turkey in the face and painting your body with it’s blood. That’s what we do for Canadian Thanksgiving. GO GRAB THIS FUCKING COMPILATION AND SAMPLE SOME TUNES AFTER THE JUMP:

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