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STICK THESE SOUNDCLOUDS IN YOUR ASS   Leave a comment

It’s the weekend. While we take your mom out for some hot sexing you need some good tunes to distract yourself. You are a lazy fuck. You obviously couldn’t go on soundcloud yourself and start finding shit on your own. That would mean having to turn on your modem, dial up your ISP to connect to the internet and then waiting for 3 hours for one song to download because this is you computer:

Basically your life is terrible. Your mom gets fucked by bloggers and your computer is a phone with internet speeds from 1993. The least we can do is provide you with tunes. GO GRAB THAT SHIT AFTER THE JUMP!

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ONE PARTY TO RULE THEM ALL   Leave a comment

LOWUP RECORDS PRESENTS: DJ MELLOW IN…BELGICA ESTA PICAO   Leave a comment

Hey you little baby bitches. Do you want a bottle of warm milk? Maybe instead of sucking on a bottle full of lameness you can shove some good music in your ears. This is the first release for a new label called Lowup Records and if you are a fan of the global bass then you have to buy this shit. Not only do you got Dj Mellow making a hot ass psuedo-moombah banger but then you got the all star lineup of of Sabbo, Los Chicos Altos and Max Le Daron remixing the fuck out of this bitch in ways that will astound you and get your ass to move in new ways. But don’t take our word for it. The only person you can trust is yourself. GO STREAM THAT SHIT AND CHECK OUT THE LINKS TO BUY IT AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP ASS CLOWNS!

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FREE CHONG X EP: DANZA DEL FUEGO   Leave a comment

This just came to us this morning. Motherfucking Chong X just sent us this. This fucker follows up his progressive and envelope pushing Toritos EP with another trip to the boundaries of moombahton & other sounds of South America. The song Angry Aztec is deep and somehow makes one feel like they are in fucking Egypt but Egypt in South America. Frantic Factory is fucking cinematic as fuck and should be the soundtrack for the movie Hugo II: Dr Rapenstein. The title Track Danza Del Fuego makes throat singing catchy and is gonna be the standout track from this while Milagros is the song you listen to while you creep up on villagers in the jungle on a moonless night. Or maybe it’s a sexy song. Who knows? But enough of this fucking description. LET’S GO GRAB THAT EP AFTER THE JUMP!

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Posted January 27, 2012 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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FEB 10TH IT POPS THE FUCK OFF IN TORONTO!   Leave a comment

ATTEND THIS SHIT BITCHES

A SHITLOAD OF HOT TRACKS   Leave a comment

Who is this fucker? It’s Canblaster. You can hardly tell though. We could have said it was Skrillex or Paul Oakenfold. No one would know. But it’s Canblaster. We saw him on New Year’s Eve in Toronto thanks to the Mansions. They just amass killer lineups for parties. Check them out if you are in town somehow. That Canblaster is a chill dude and awesome dj. Fucking boy wonder musical genius. Anyway, why talk about shit when we can just listen to some fucking tracks and download them and then play them when we have someone over to our place to have sex. GO GET SOME MUSIC AFTER THE JUMP!

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CHITO ROCK EP THAT ROCKS YOU ASS OFF!   Leave a comment

Where the fuck did your ass go? Shit is fucking gone bitches. Chito Rock took it from y’all. It was just rocked the fuck off. If you like some fucking legit as fuck club bangers than this EP delivers the goods right to your fucking doorstep. Once you answer the door it goes into your house, fucks your wife and then takes a shit in your toilet and doesn’t flush. And you can deal with it. In fact you’re happy. Great production on here from Munchi and other fucks. Shout outs to fucking Caballo for letting us in on this. GO TASTE IT AND DOWNLOAD IT AFTER THE JUMP CUNTS!

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