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A FEW FUCKING TRACKS FOR THE WEEKEND   Leave a comment

ImageLook at these fucks! Pickster and Brent “Fuckmaster” Tactic going back2back like motherfuckers in motherfucking Austin, Texas. These guys are soundboy murderers. These fucks play the fucking moombahton mainly but we don’t give a fuck. We are gonna put a picture of them on a non-moombahton post. That’s just the way we fucking are. Slide of hand motherfuckers. Magic motherfuckers. Ain’t no thang. Alright. Enough bullshit. Here’s some fucking music. GO GRAB THAT SHIT AFTER THE JUMP!

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NO MOOMBAHTON MONDAYS   Leave a comment

As is not the tradition on Mondays, we are gonna do an all non-moombahton post because we don’t want fuckers to think we’re some kind of all moombahton blog and just send us moombahton and nothing else because that would be sad and then we would only have that in our lives and die probably from fucking moombah overdose. IT WOULD ALL BE YOUR FAULT! You would probably go to jail and become someone’s bitch and have penis in your mouth all day long. IS THAT THE FUTURE YOU WANT? Let’s go and listen to non-moombaton AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP FUCKERS!

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TUESDAY BASS SMASH   Leave a comment

Boom! That’s the sound of bass being straight up injected into your small intestine and going backwards through your digestive system and coming out your mouth. It makes a boom sound. Shut the fuck up. Anyway. No moombahton toaday. There has been too much. Probably still gonna post some tomorrow. But not today. Today we make a stand. A meaningless stand. But we do it. Only bass music today. By the way. What the fuck is “bass music” anyway. Can there be “treble music”? Is there “mids music”? Whatever. Just check these fucking tracks out AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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MUSIC SHIT! ALSO IT’S FUCKING CANADA DAY   Leave a comment

My name is Coolio. I have a lesson to teach you today. Don’t be like me. If you are asking yourself  “What should I do next?” then just do the opposite of what I did. Like don’t make the song Gangster’s Paradise. Don’t get caught with crack. Don’t ever have a photo like this taken of yourself. In fact, to be real with you, this fucking photo tells my whole story right here. I look like someone who needs to get punched in the face. I look goofy. I look like Weird Al could be doing the same pose. No one from rap should ever appear in a way that Weird Al could. I’ve got six kids from four moms. Christmas fucking sucks. I made an album in 2003 called “Coolio.com”. What was I thinking? That is the worst name ever. It’s like a joke name. Except it’s real. I fucking chose that name. I’m fucking Coolio.

I’m fucking Coolio

Coolio is who I am.

“Coolio.com”

I’m Ghostdad

GRAB SOME FUCKING TUNES AFTER THE JUMP!

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SOUNDCLOUDS OF MURDER. ALSO, YOUR MOM.   Leave a comment

Hey there fucknuts! What is happening in your lives? Did you have a good weekend? Did you have a terrible weekend? Did you get peed on? It’s possible. Sometimes people get peed on. Sometimes they ask for it. Maybe you did. It’s alright. You are not so weird. You are definitely weird but not so weird. Like there are weirder people than you. The Dirty Frenchman probably does some weird ass shit. We don’t even want to know about his life. There are probably terrible things involved. Don’t ask. Let’s look at brighter things. There was a lot of amazing music that came out recently. Why don’t you give it a listen AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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SOUNDCLOUDS WILL DANCE ON YOUR GRAVES   Leave a comment

Hi! My name is Osama “Rusty” Bin Laden. You may remember me as a terrible person who did the worst things but I’d like to be commemorated as a passionate baseball player. You better fucking believe it. I love the game. The smell of fresh cut grass, the drama of the ninth inning. Can you think of a better sport. I will miss it up in heaven. Yup, I got to heaven. Shit’s unfair. You know how we tell suicide bombers and other terrorists that you get 7 virgins in heaven and all that other crap. Well, turns out it’s true. I still have many other regrets though. I never got an iPad 2™ and I never got to write the great novel I always thought I had in me. The other thing I will miss is the soundclouds. Like these AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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WALMER CONVENIENCE PRESENTS PLAN B AGAINST THE THE DIRTY FRENCHMAN IN: THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS   8 comments

PLAN B AGAINST THE DIRTY FRENCHMAN IN: THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS

Finally. Everyone in the world can put down their weapons, quit their jobs, drop their dreams and wonder what they do next because the entire purpose of human existence has now been fulfilled. Plan B and The Dirty Frenchman have banded together and made not a mix but rather “The Mix”. And not just a mix but really the crowning achievement of all human work. This will delight you. It will scare you. It’s thugged as fuck. It will sometimes leave you dumbfounded. But most all it will leave you asking “What the fuck do we do next?” Indeed. What the fuck do we all do next?

So good that they could take another album’s cover and now it is their cover. Who else’s is it? Do you even remember? Was it even meant for anyone else

Tracklist:

Plan B:
Dr.Dre, Akon, Snoop – KushRMX
Doorly – Horse Step – Original Mix
Waka Flocka Flame – Hard In Da Paint (jimmy2times Baltimore Club Remix)
Munchi – You’re a Jerk

The Dirty Frenchman:
Canblaster – Clockworks
Gucci Mane – Missing (Melé Remix)
Redfoxx – I Want 2 B Free

Plan B:
Metallica – Seek & Destroy (Bassnectar Remix)
Haezer – James Bond (Rough Draft Dubstep Remix)
Rittz – High Five

The Dirty Frenchman:
Munchi ft Chico Rock – Bebe De To
Derek Allen & Top Billin – Suspiria
Dj Khaled ft Rick Ross, Plies, Lil Wayne & T-Pain – Welcome To My Hood

Plan B:
Darude – Sandstorm (Vaski Remix)
Skrillex – Kill Everybody (Bare Noize Remix)
Slim Dunkin – Break a Bottle

The Dirty Frenchman:
Benny Benassi ft T-Pain – Electroman (Dirtyphonics Remix)
Kelly Rowland ft Lil Wayne – Motivation (Diplo Remix)
Jackie Chain – Molly (Mad Sax Riddim)

Plan B:
Triple C’s – Walking on Water
Hooky – Purge
Gunplay Ft. Waka Flocka Flame – Rollin’

The Dirty Frenchman:
Cottonmouth – NOHA
Roscoe Dash – Show Out (Heroes + Villains Remix)
Barrington Levy Ft Vybz Kartel & Khago – Gangsters

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