Archive for the ‘torro torro’ Tag
Look at that shit. That’s Mount fucking Everest. That’s the pile up of moombah that has been accumulating in our fucking inbox from not blogging tracks for a fucking week. People are fucking relentless. But that’s good. Motherfuckers makin’ content for us. If not then this shit would be like posting pictures of dogs eating sandwiches with George Lopez or something. Some kind of tumblr meme shit. But it’s not. There is lots of moombah to talk about. Let’s look at it like a family. Holding hands in a non gay way. Let’s go AFTER THE JUMP CUNT MASTERS!
Just go buy this EP. Why are you being a douchebag and not buying it? Do you not enjoy spinning good tunes when you dj or listening to good tunes? If this shit had come out in 2003 and was made by Nelly, P. Diddy and Murphy Lee they would have called this Shake Ya Tailfeather but no, it was made in 2012 by The Dooze Jackers with remixes by Toronto’s The Torro Torros and those phenoms you know as Long Jawns & Billy The Gent and Gianni Marino. That’s why the called it Why We Fwee and now you gonna sample and buy that shit AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP ASSRAPISTS!
Damn son, where’d you find that sticker? Boom! Another fucker rockin Walmer swag. Who the fuck is this? Fucking babySTEPS. Have you checked out his soundcloud? There is some hot ass music up in that bitch. His remix of Heartbreak’s “Blaze Up” is fucking phenomenal. Basically you need it in your life. But enough chit-chat. What the fuck are we here for? To talk about feelings and shit? No. We’re here to fucking have some sick tunes so let’s go get that hot moombahton AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!
What is this building doing? It’s cuming. That’s what the fuck it’s doing. That’s what you’re gonna do when you hear all the moombahton tracks we got in this post. You will be like “I’m cuming like a building!” and everyone will think you got personal problems. That will be your New Year’s. Kicking off 2012 with a bang. It doesn’t really matter since the fucking Mayas are gonna kill you soon anyway. But before you go, you’ll have good ass tunes. LET’S FUCKING DO THIS! GRAB THE FUCK OUT OF SOME MOOMBAHTON AFTER THE JUMP!
No. It’s a bunch of top notch fucking producers who made songs through the internet like it was World of Warcraft or something. Except the probably get laid. Anyway, the download link is after the fucking jump. GO STREAM THE TRACKS AND DOWNLOAD THE WHOLE THING. THIS IS FUCKING BIG! Read the rest of this entry »
I’ve always been fucking believing in the world peace and all and loving the people and having a positive vibe in this hustle. I’m not a fucking athlete anymore. I’m a fucking artist. I paint portraits with words now in the genre of raping, I mean rapping. I put out a rape mixtape. I mean a rap mixtape. Fuck. Have you tried it?
My most happiest thing about the mixtape is that it features my two fucking idols: George Lopez & Fat Joe. One is the fucking Picasso of comedy and the other is the Shakespeare of rap. I know that it seems crazy to compare George Lopez to Shakespeare and Picasso to Fat Joe but that’s just the way I fucking see it with my artist eyes. My artest eyes. Haha. Floetry. Check out my video with my mentors:
Call a fucking museum to get this shit put in it. Anyway. People get their inspiration from a lot of places. I get mine from all the fuck over. I get inspiration even from the soundclouds. I love them. Let’s go fucking listen to that shit. LET’S DO IT AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP FUCKERS!