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MORE WALMER SXSW INSANITY!   Leave a comment

MOOOMBAHTON MEGA PARTY

YOU CANNOT FUCK WITH THIS LINEUP

CLICK THE FUCK OUTTA ATTENDING

GO BUY THE FUCK OUT OF PAUL DAVID & A-MAC’S HORIZON EP AND GRAB THE FREE STARFOXXX REMIX   Leave a comment

We talked about the fucking Paul David & A-Mac Horizon EP yesterday but we’re gonna fucking talk about it again because now it’s for sale. You heard the heat from Etc!Etc!’s remix yesterday. In celebration of the this being available we have a another freebie for your cheap asses that just wanna go on napster and not pay for shit. This time it’s Starfoxx delivering a jukey remix of the other track on this shit called O-Wey. SO GO BUY THE FUCK OUT OF THIS EP AND GRAB THE STARFOXXX REMIX AFTER THE JUMP ASS MASTERS!

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FUCKING MOOMBAH MEGAPOST   Leave a comment

Damn son, where’d you find that sticker? Boom! Another fucker rockin Walmer swag. Who the fuck is this? Fucking babySTEPS. Have you checked out his soundcloud? There is some hot ass music up in that bitch. His remix of Heartbreak’s “Blaze Up” is fucking phenomenal. Basically you need it in your life. But enough chit-chat. What the fuck are we here for? To talk about feelings and shit? No. We’re here to fucking have some sick tunes so let’s go get that hot moombahton AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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TOMORROW PAUL DAVID AND A-MAC COME TOGETHER FOR: THE HORIZON   1 comment

What are you up to right now? Jerking off? Fingering someone? What will you do tomorrow? The same thing? Brake the cycle! Tomorrow you are going to click on that dial up icon, connect to the internet through your modem, and then you are going to go to Beatport and buy the fuck outta this EP by Paul David and A-Mac that was done in the moombahton style with the exception of a jaunty juke remix by STARFOXXX. You know who else does a fucking remix on this shit? The incredible ETC!ETC! Dude is on a roll hard. Has just made fire every single tune. You know what. We’re gonna give you this ETC!ETC! remix because we know that if you hear that shit you’re gonna for sure buy this fucking release. SO GO GRAB THE FREE TUNE AFTER THE JUMP ASSHOLES!

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Posted February 8, 2012 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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MOOMBAHRAPE   1 comment

With this new onslaught of moombah, there is no other option except to pick up the pieces, gather up your belongings and make a new fucking life for yourself on the other side of the world. The worst part is, that you could never escape the pain. Moombahton started being played in that new place that you moved to. Your friends would be like “Let’s fucking go out and get drunk and do blow and shit.” You went out and they started playing fucking moombahton at the club. Instead of doing the blow the right way you would breath it out because you were all scared and shit. Your friends got fucking pissed. They punched your face. You lost teeth. Your dental bills increased. You became homeless. That was your life. You got raped. WHY DON’T WE GO LISTEN TO A SHITLOAD OF MOOMBAHTON AFTER THE JUMP!

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PRE NEW YEAR MOOMBAHTON PRE CUM   Leave a comment

What is this building doing? It’s cuming. That’s what the fuck it’s doing. That’s what you’re gonna do when you hear all the moombahton tracks we got in this post. You will be like “I’m cuming like a building!” and everyone will think you got personal problems. That will be your New Year’s. Kicking off 2012 with a bang. It doesn’t really matter since the fucking Mayas are gonna kill you soon anyway. But before you go, you’ll have good ass tunes. LET’S FUCKING DO THIS! GRAB THE FUCK OUT OF SOME MOOMBAHTON AFTER THE JUMP!

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EL CUCO STRIKES AGAIN: 357 MAGNUM IS…GOJIRA   Leave a comment

What do you do on the day before the Christmas holidays begin? YOU GET THE FUCKING .357 MAGNUM GOJIRA  EP! That’s right fuckers! El Cuco is back like the chick you got pregnant last summer. Not only do you have an amazing as fuck original track on this bitch but you also have remixes from those crazy Sazon Booya dudes and ETC!ETC!. So what do you do now? Do you cry like a bitch? Why would you do that? You’re weird. No. You click after the jump, you stream the tracks and then you buy that shit on Beatport. GO CLICK AFTER THE JUMP FOR SOME MOOMBAH MADNESS ASSFUCKS!

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