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IT’S THE FUCKING MOOMBAHTON ON A FUCKING MONDAY   Leave a comment

Let’s just drop the pretense, drop the jokes but let’s not drop the fucking ball on this shit. What we got here is one big heaping spoonful of moombah heat. He don’t bother with a post on each track. Why waste your time? Do you want us to tell you that we like this music? Of course we fucking do. That’s why we posted it. So just check these the fuck out. Smoke a fat ass joint and enjoy the fuck out of your day. LET’S GO FUCK WITH SOME MOOMBAH GOODNESS AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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GET PICKSTER’S THE RISE OF MOOMBAHTON   1 comment

Pop quiz hotshot! The Pickster comp “The Rise Of Moombahton: Today We Were Kings” comes at your fucking face at 60 miles per hour. What do you do? Boom! Trick question. It’s music. You put it onto your computer and you dj that shit til your hands, ears and eyes bleed. This comp will not wash your fucking car and finger your girlfriend while you watch CSI: Miami. No. But it’s gonna donkey punch your senses and give your brain a dirty sanchez. Who the fuck is on this? Pickster? Melo? Sluggo? Ledoom? Mendez? ETC!ETC! Chong X? Jon Kwest? Jay Fay? Skinny Friedman? Jake Twell? Jamrock? Javier Estrada? UFO!? Apt One? Bro Safari? Other dudes we don’t know? You would be ok with just one of these dudes on some shit but now you got them all in one place and it becomes fucking explosive. So do what you have to do. Take the fucking Nestea™ plunge into this shit. You’ll be covered in ice tea but you’ll be loving your fucking life. GRAB THE COMP AND STREAM THE FUCK OUT OF IT AFTER THE JUMP FUCK FACES!

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NEW MOOMBAHTON MINIMIX FROM THE DIRTY FRENCHMAN   Leave a comment

Hey fucks! There’s been so many good fucking moombahton coming out recently. Shit is fucking exploding all over your face like you got gizzed on. Well now The Dirty Fucking Frenchman of Walmer decided to do a minimix with a little bit of all the hot new shit that came out. Maybe there is some stuff that hasn’t come out on it. Yeah we ain’t playin. We got some good representation from those Starfoxxx fuckers, El Cuco, fucking babySTEPS & 2deep, fucking Skinny Friedman and also Sazon Booya and Chong X to top it all off.. It’s short but you’ll see it’s fucking sweet. Go listen and grab it after the fucking jump.

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TRAP AND MOOMBAHTON: TRAP RAVE?   Leave a comment

Her bros! Are you fucking fans of the rap musics? Are you fans of the trap musics? Are you fans of the moombahtons? If you said yes to all these then you will love this new Trap Rave EP from Skinny Friedman. If you said no to any of those then you will hate it. Or maybe not. Maybe you will be like “Walmer can’t fucking tell me what I’m gonna think and feel. I’m gonna fucking like this just to show them. Fuck Walmer Conveneince”. Spite is the best reason to like things it’s true. So go grab this shit. The link and the streams for the songs are after the jump. You have to fucking tweet his shit to get the free download and then its like “So I have to fucking have twitter to grab that shit?”. If you don’t have twitter then go fuck yourself. If you do have twitter than GO GRAB THIS AFTER THAT JUMP FUCKERS!:

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FRIDAY FUCKFEST   1 comment

Fuck yeah! We’re lazy cunts. We’re too busy smoking ganja joints and drinking beer drinks. We like to enjoy life instead of sitting in front of our computer to entertain you. Entertain yourselves. Jerk off or touch your clitorises depending on what you have. Make a song. Who knows. Maybe you have the next Who Let the Dogs out in your head or Gangster’s Paradise?

You could be like us

We dare any of you to try to be more successful than the Baha Men. Here’s your fucking music. Shut up. We’re tired. The weekend only begins now and we are already fucked. We’re going to jail. TUNES AFTER THAT JUMP CUNTS:

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MUSIC SHIT! ALSO IT’S FUCKING CANADA DAY   Leave a comment

My name is Coolio. I have a lesson to teach you today. Don’t be like me. If you are asking yourself  “What should I do next?” then just do the opposite of what I did. Like don’t make the song Gangster’s Paradise. Don’t get caught with crack. Don’t ever have a photo like this taken of yourself. In fact, to be real with you, this fucking photo tells my whole story right here. I look like someone who needs to get punched in the face. I look goofy. I look like Weird Al could be doing the same pose. No one from rap should ever appear in a way that Weird Al could. I’ve got six kids from four moms. Christmas fucking sucks. I made an album in 2003 called “Coolio.com”. What was I thinking? That is the worst name ever. It’s like a joke name. Except it’s real. I fucking chose that name. I’m fucking Coolio.

I’m fucking Coolio

Coolio is who I am.

“Coolio.com”

I’m Ghostdad

GRAB SOME FUCKING TUNES AFTER THE JUMP!

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SUPER FUCKING SOUNDCLOUD WEDNESDAY!   Leave a comment

Hey you fucking fucks! What a time to be alive. We have Microsoft Zunes™ we have Coke Zero™ and now we have a new EP from the super moombahton bros themselves Heartbreak and Munchi. In East Timor people are making thousands of feet of popcorn garlands in celebration. In Moldova they have declared today a national holiday. But there is so much more great music as well out there. Why don”t we all fucking gather round and take a look at it together like a family. A terrible, drug addled family. Join us on this magical journey AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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