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WALMER PRESENTS: THE MUNCHI INTERVIEW WITH OBLIGATORY EXCLUSIVE TRACK!   7 comments

We recently had a great opportunity at the Walmer Convenience Musical Blog. Can you guess what it was? Duh! We got to interview that fucker Munchi! That’s the fucking title of the post, get with it. We’re really excited to interview this dude who everyone is saying is gonna be the next big thing. It must pretty fucking awesome and pretty fucking tiring to hear that shit. We don’t give a shit about the hype though, the reason we care is that this dude is one of the few people who have made music that has blown our fucking minds. When The Dirty Frenchman first heard the moombahton track Sandungueo he was high as fuck and supposed to meet up with his girlfriend for a fucking date. Once he heard it he could not stop playing that shit over and over again. That was not only the first Munchi track he had ever heard but it was also the first moombahton track. He got so into that shit that he came like half an hour late for his date and got in shit and didn’t get laid. That whole Munchi Moombahton Promo EP was like BOOM! There is a whole new world! It was one of those fucking moments you always remember.

If you don’t know the story of Munchi you can look it up. We’re not his fucking biographers. All you need to know is that at that point in his life he was just some dude sending emails to people asking them to post his tracks and being super fucking thankful that you did. That was back in early 2010. In a year and a half there have been some ups and downs but that fucker is now one of the hottest and in demand producers of Electronic Dance Music in the world, having worked or working with some of the biggest names. The great thing about him is that he is still humble as fuck, still talks to average ass joes like us and still genuinely loves fucking music and will talk about it to anyone who asks him. The man can best be described as a musical scholar having observed or participated in a number of recent musical movements. He is concerned not just with the music itself but with the culture of the music. Are people using a music to it’s highest potential? Is the movement creating a lasting genre or the latest hipster style for 6 months? Basically how can we make things better? Did we also mention the dude is only 22 years old? (What have we done with our lives?) But fuck, if we write anything else we’ll fucking spoil it so let’s just let Munchi speak for himself and then we’ll have links to most of his most important work up until now. He’s also given us the privilege of hosting AN EXCLUSIVE TRACK! (WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!) The most amazing part is that most of his shit is fucking free! GO READ THE INTERVIEW AND GRAB CLASSIC MUNCHI TRACKS EVEN THOUGH YOU SHOULD HAVE THEM ALREADY AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP! EXCLUSIVE TRACK “FUCK THIS” IS AT THE END! THE SONG IS TRAP-MOOMBAHTON AND IS HARD AS FUCK. TRACK GONNA TAKE OVER!

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BILLY THE GENT PRESENTS: THROUGH THE WIRE   Leave a comment

What is Through The Wire? Is it this?:

No. It’s a bunch of top notch fucking producers who made songs through the internet like it was World of Warcraft or something. Except the probably get laid. Anyway, the download link is after the fucking jump. GO STREAM THE TRACKS AND DOWNLOAD THE WHOLE THING. THIS IS FUCKING BIG! Read the rest of this entry »

MOOMBAHTON FUCKING EAR BEATDOWN   Leave a comment

Hey! Assholes! What’s up! You know what these moombahton tracks are gonna do to you? Gonna bite your fucking ear off is what. Gonna have a fucking piece of your ear missing. That will be your life. You can either deal with it or cry like a baby. An ear-less baby. Nobody wants an ear-less baby. Those get returned to the vagina in exchange for another baby. Because that how pregnancy works. Either that or a fucking bird brings your baby. Bird shit baby. Anyway. Enough about birds and babies. Let’s listen to some moombahton AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!:

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SOUNDCLOUDS WAITING FOR THE FUCKING TRAIN   Leave a comment

Hey cunts for brains! It’s a fucking Monday! Aren’t you happy to go back to your pitiful work lives! Haha! It’s fucking happy time! Go shoot yourselves in the head! Anyway. Still so many soundclouds of goodness falling into our ears. Too many. People need to stop making so much good free music. Make bad expensive music like LMFAO or Ke$ha. They know how to make fucking money in this biz. Those should be all your role models. Make note of that aspiring musicians and producers. in the meantime take peoples free shit AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!:

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YEAH WE ARE LATE WITH THE NEW MUNCHI COMP BUT IT WAS A FUCKING HOLIDAY IN CANADA SO LAY THE FUCK OFF   Leave a comment

Hey brosephs. A major fucking compilation came the fuck out over the weekend from Munchi. This shit right here is moombah explosives. Like if this fell into the wrong fucking hands then there would be a world wide terror alert because this is some of the best moombah ever released ever. Since it was technically released in July as well then that makes July 2011 the fucking Month of Moombah. Just look back at the posts for this month and all the hot shit that was falling from the sky like rain on a girl’s tits. There are songs on this thing from the regular moombah heroes and other fuckers like Hostage(?!?!). ANYWAY JUST DOWNLOAD THAT SHIT AND SAMPLE IT AFTER THE JUMP:

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SOUNDCLOUDS OF WRATH   Leave a comment

Hey hey! My name is Afrojacks. I invented moombahton. Fuck all of y’all. I don’t drink milk. I pour Crystal™ on my fucking cereal. I eat fucking Caviar Pops. They’re like Corn Pops but they taste like fucking fish and cost $2000 per box. That’s my life. That’s Afrojack. I’m working on a track with Justin Bieber. I fucked Lady Gaga. That was so weird. There were ostriches in the same room when it happened. One of them licked my right testicle. It’s tongue was rough. I still see it’s face when I close my eyes.

Have you met my friends yet? Bill.i.am is the fucking black dude from Blast Iced Fleas and there’s Dave Gettus and that guy from Florida who I don’t remember his name. Here’s some tracks AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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LE WEDNESDAY DE SOUNDCLOUD SUPER   Leave a comment

Ah, Paris in the springtime. When soundclouds fuck and have babies. This picture depicts what happens to Paris when soundclouds fuck and doves cry. The Eiffel Tower falls down and then no one can go up it and they just have to use it as a bridge to cross the fucking river. If you are gonna cross that long twisted bridge then you will need some music and you can listen to some soundclouds. Super fucking soundcoulds. On Wednesday. Let them molest your ears with their sound AFTER THAT JUMP YOU CUNTEATERS!

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