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SXSW WEAPONRY MEGAPOST!   Leave a comment

ImageNot gonna fuck around talking our smack on this one. Just gonna post the things you need if you’re playing Austin, Miami or even Boise, Idaho. All this shit will bang at your gig. Pure posting of shit. Nothing else. No commentary. GO GRAB ALL OF IT AFTER THE JUMP!

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CONTINUED SXSW COVERAGE!: INTERVIEW WITH LEDOOM!   Leave a comment

Are you guys excited yet for SXSW? No? Oh you will not be there? Well that sucks. But we will! And so will a lot of people so maybe you should stop being so self centered and start thinking about how you can help other people to be happy. No we got an interview with the fucking man LeDoom! Like Pickster, LeDoom can fuck with any type of sound you can think of. He’s mainly known for the hard shit but dude has made tracks that verge on cumbia and moombahsoul too. Since dude is in San Antonio you can be sure he’s gonna be all over SXSW. He sent us all the shows he will be part of and literally it’s like fucking 10 or 12 (maybe we are exagerating but still it’s alot). What does LeDoom think of SXSW and life in general? Why don’t you find out after the jump? GO READ THE INTERVIEW AND CHECK OUT A MIX OF UPCOMING SHIT FROM THE MAN AFTER THE JUMP!

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Posted March 6, 2012 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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MORE WALMER SXSW INSANITY!   Leave a comment

MOOOMBAHTON MEGA PARTY

YOU CANNOT FUCK WITH THIS LINEUP

CLICK THE FUCK OUTTA ATTENDING

A SHITLOAD OF HOT TRACKS   Leave a comment

Who is this fucker? It’s Canblaster. You can hardly tell though. We could have said it was Skrillex or Paul Oakenfold. No one would know. But it’s Canblaster. We saw him on New Year’s Eve in Toronto thanks to the Mansions. They just amass killer lineups for parties. Check them out if you are in town somehow. That Canblaster is a chill dude and awesome dj. Fucking boy wonder musical genius. Anyway, why talk about shit when we can just listen to some fucking tracks and download them and then play them when we have someone over to our place to have sex. GO GET SOME MUSIC AFTER THE JUMP!

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LEDOOM IS…DOOMBAH! BUY IT THE FUCK NOW ASSHOLES!   1 comment

Hey assfaces. Are you enjoying your morning? Does that even make sense to you? Is it even the morning where you are? Go to where it’s fucking morning. Are you there? Good. This came out on fucking Friday of last week but we are slow ass bitches so we are telling you about it now. What is Doombah? How does it compare to moombah? Why don’t we ask a fucking scientist?

Walmer: What are you working on?

Scientist: A better AIDS

Walmer: What is the difference between Moombah & Doombah?

Scientist: I don’t fucking know. Do I look like I give a shit about that stuff? Get the fuck outta here!

Alright well that failed. Scientists are assholes. Fuck those nerds. All you need to know that these tracks are gonna knock your socks off, knock girls’ panties off and if you played them at your office they would punch your fucking boss in the face. Boom. BUY THAT MOOMBAH DOOMBAH GOODNESS AFTER THE JUMP AND TASTE THE TEASER MIX IF YOU NEED TO BE CONVINCED MORE YOU FUCKING WEAK ASSHATS!

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Posted December 12, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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SOUNDCLOUDS MADE FROM PEE   Leave a comment

Chris Tucker woke up in his apartment in the not great part of town. It was 1pm. That’s the time he woke up everyday. He hadn’t worked for 2 years so he never had to get up early unless it was to get his welfare cheque. Chris Tucker collected welfare now. Even though he always got more than enough sleep because of the fact that nothing was going on in his life, he still enjoyed having a cup of coffee as a pick me up to start his day. It just made it feel complete. It made him feel complete if only for a few minutes. As the coffee brewed he looked at the fading picture of him and Jackie Chan that he had stuck on his old refrigerator.

Those had been better times. He remembered all the bitches he had fucked as a tag team with Jackie. They had done it to build up their partnership so that audiences would love their chemistry. He remembered all the blow that they had done together in the trailer off of breasts in between takes. Jackie liked to do lines of blow between girl’s assholes and pussies. He called it “Getting from Point A to Point P” except when he said it it was in Chinese and shit. Chris Tucker stood there for 10 more minutes looking at the picture,  revisiting all the highs and lows he had had in his former career as an actor. The coffee maker made a beep and brought Chris Tucker back to reality. He poured the warm liquid into his favourite mug and took a quick gulp. As the coffee hit his taste buds it was all wrong, it had a very sharp taste almost like vinegar but salty and it stung his tongue. He pulled the mug away from his face and looked inside and made a startling discovery. It was not coffee at all in his mug. It was pee. Chris Tucker had just drank pee. Floating in the pee were soundclouds. GO GRAB THOSE SOUNDCLOUDS AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP TO KNOW WHAT CHRIS TUCKER EXPERIENCED!:

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MOOMBAHLUV II: FUCK AND FUCKABILITY   1 comment

Just in time for Halloween, Generation Bass brings out Moombahluv II: Fuck & Fuckability based on the novel Push by Sapphire. If you loved the Moombahsoul series from Heartbreak then this is right up your fucking alley! Listen to this shit in the bathroom while you jerk off or in the bedroom while you finger a pussy or a butthole. Sex time. Read Neil Queen Jones’ words about Moombahluv II, download the fucking music and stream that shit AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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