NEW SECTION: WHAT WALMER DUN DID

NEW SHIT!

Hey fuckers and fuckettes we got a brand new section we’re gonna throw at you! In the spirit of our ever growing empire in the Toronto music scene we’re proud to present to you: WHAT WALMER DUN DID! This will be a section recapping what the great minds of Walmer Convenience experienced over the weekend. If we saw a dj we’ll talk about it. If we went to a club you’ll here about that too. If it was awesome you’ll know it was. If it sucked ass then you know we ain’t gonna be pulling any punches. Suck ass djs fi get knocked the fuck out!

So, with that in mind, let us begin. This weekend was pretty slow. The Dirty Frenchman was spotted at Rolly’s Garage for the event FEVER!. This was a disco party and they sure as hell brought out the disco. The Dirty Frenchman could be seen appreciating the selection and was busting moves of a sort, but he could be seen noticeably cringing during certain mixes. This cringing was most frequent while the first dj of the night was playing. Apparently the purveyors of tunage for that evening were AK Computer and Lou Calabro. Since The Dirty Frenchman did not know who was who, it is not certain which of the djs graduated from Bad Mix University, therefore both will be held in suspicion. There are many djs that can mix disco, it is possible, you can do it.

Sources confirmed that The Dirty Frenchman later met up with Sto at an after hours at a location that we will not name since that would make us assholes who ruin fun for everybody. Needless to say it is a frequent lacation for after hours partying. Once again though, the djing was bad. Is mixing a lost art? If you dj and you cannot put two songs together in a way that does not sound like Transformers 2 then you might consider just bringing an iPod and making a playlist of songs you want to hear because the iPod is better than you are at mixing. Or you can put on Transformers 2. That shitty movie is better than you at mixing.