Archive for August 2009

SONG OF THE DAY: YOUNG ROOK – TAKE A PICTURE   1 comment

YOUNG ROOK

YOUNG ROOK

Young Rook – Take A Picture (Produced by Trak D) (Zshare)

This is just a hot club track. Something a little aggressive but a hook that every stunna can relate to. Flossin something new and people just won’t stop staring and shit…gone and take a picture bitch! It says the beat was done by a dude named Trak D who according to myspace is an electronic dude and you can tell by the beat. It’s got a little bit of a Garage feel to it….kinda? That being said, this could just be a case of two producers having the same generic name and we drew that conclusion because as bloggers we have to classify everything in the hopes that people will listen. Well if you don’t, your loss.

WALMERCLAT!!! TONIGHT!!!   Leave a comment

WALMERCLAT!!!

WALMERCLAT!!!

SONG OF THE DAY DOUBLE POST OF GOODNESS: BASEMENT JAXX – RAINDROPS (DOORLY’S DUBSTEP REMIX) b/w DIZZEE RASCAL AND ARMAND VAN HELDEN – BONKERS (DOORLY’S REMIX)   3 comments

BASEMENT JAXX @ INDUSTRY CIRCA 1999

BASEMENT JAXX @ INDUSTRY

Basement Jaxx – Raindrops (Doorly’s Dubstep Remix) (Zshare)

Not many people would believe this about Plan B, him being such a world’s authority on hip hop and all, but back in the day he was a big Basement Jaxx fan. He even saw them play a couple of times at Industry nightclub back when such a beast existed and Koolhaus (Kool Name!). Even though creatively they’ve taken their own route that Plan B’s interests haven’t always followed, being as magnanimous as he is he still acknowledges when they do something good. Raindrops itself doesn’t really blow his mind as, to him at least, it’s pretty reminiscent of a formula that they’ve been following since their Rooty LP, but this Doorly remix of it is pretty sweet. Much of what Doorly produces is pretty sweet actually.

BET NO ONE BLOGGED DIS PIC BITCH!!

BET NO ONE BLOGGED DIS PIC BITCH!!

Dizzee Rascal & Armand Van Helden – Bonkers (Doorly’s Remix) (Zshare)

Which brings us to double post territory. Not only can Plan B put his giant ego aside to acknowledge the occasional flash of musical greatness, such is also the case when someone brings something good to his attention. This song that The Dirty Frenchman is known for playing is as the title suggests: Bonkers. This turns mild-mannered normally polite Canadian clubs into little Scottish pubs with fanatical footie fans on their 20th pint at the ass end of a Sacred Hearts of Midlothian loss. Foreheads sail for the closest nose bridge and skirts ride up as speakers get straddled. This is the Doorly Dubstep remix too, so this all happens at half speed, kind of like hooliganism on Quaaludes. Whoa. Too deep? That’s enough of this shit for one day.

0:30 of this video very succinctly describes this song.

DON’T FORGET TO COME OUT TO WALMERCLAT THIS SATURDAY!!!

OLD SONG OF THE DAY: GIORGIO MORODER – FIRST HAND EXPERIENCE IN SECOND HAND LOVE   2 comments

Giorgio Moroder

Giorgio Moroder

Giorgio Moroder – First Hand Experience In Second Hand Love (zshare)

Giorgio Moroder is the inventor of italo disco and in many ways the pioneer of danceable electronic music. He is also the king of the ‘stache. This guy knows what we’re talking about:

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This guy definitely knows what we’re talking about:

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This guy does not:

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Because he’s dead.

But seriously folks. This song is a great example of why Giorgio Moroder is a master. This shit dropped in 1977. Think about it. That’s some next level shit. This guy is basically the man who brought the producer into the forefront. No one cared about who produced shit before. Now producers are one of the biggest selling points of tracks. This is just Walmer trying to educate the children. You know because this blog is so totally made for people who listen to Miley Cyrus.

OBSCURE DANCEHALL SONG OF THE DAY: ELEPHANT MAN – NO HAIL MI   Leave a comment

Tne Wrong Elephant Man

The Wrong Elephant Man

Elephant Man – No Hail Mi (zshare)

Hey guys! What’s shakin’? We don’t even know why we’re posting this song. Probably just because it’s obscure. It’s not bad. You won’t write in your diary about it though. It won’t be like when you lost your virginity to the mysterious stranger who came in through your bedroom window that fateful night. No, nothing will ever be like that.

SONG OF THE DAY: VIC DAMONE – OUT THE BOTTLE (FEAT. JUELZ SANTANA)   Leave a comment

DO WHAT THE SONG SAYS @ OUR NEXT JAM!!!!

DO WHAT THE SONG SAYS @ OUR NEXT JAM!!!!

Vic Damone – Out the Bottle (Feat. Juelz Santana) (Zshare)

Sometimes life can be pretty heavy. Shit can happen that just sucks. Just watch the news, you’ll see pretty quickly. It’s like these days crime is just getting more and more audacious. Motherfuckers out there doing some OD stupid shit, just makes it harder and harder to block it all out but that’s why we at Walmer do what we do. We give you a place to go and just not give a fuck, in fact on August 22nd we’re the not-give-a-fuck destination, when we host our newest jam, WALMERCLAT!! So on that day, leave your cares behind, try not to watch CP24 for a day and come out for a party. Not only might you hear this song but if you’re up to it, you might even do what the song says because sometimes a glass just won’t do!!

WALMERCLAT!!! AUG 22ND TOTA LOUNGE   4 comments

WALMERCLAT BITCHES!!!

WALMERCLAT BITCHES!!!

YES!!! Someone let us play again. This time we’re going to burn down Tota Lounge at Queen St. and Bathurst. As usual we’ll be abusing you with the best Global Gutter music you can find. It’s a sure bet that you’ll hear the finest hip hop Atlanta makes, Electro selections by the master, probably some cumbia, perhaps some gangsta fuckin bmore shit, most definitely some dubstep, baile funk and kuduro hot enough to microwave to and sweaty booty all over the fuckin place!!! This night will not disappoint, as with all Walmer events, it has the potential to be a classic so don’t sleep.

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