The battle of the blogs. The battle of stickers. One on the way up. One looking like it’s alienating everyone who has anything to do with it (but who would give a fuck when you just made a song for Usher). Why the fuck is The Dirty Frenchman smiling like a fucking cunt. He should have a mean face on. But he’s a drunk ass. So he smiled for this. Anyway. Sure WMC is almost over but we’re still gonna fucking post all the latest shit you need to wreck parties. WITHOUT FURTHER ADO LET’S GET THIS GOING AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!
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Sharkslayer, Cedaa & A-Mac
If there’s one thing that god wants, it’s for us to post a shitload of tracks this day, a Friday, so you can fulfill your destiny of playing a good set at clubs if you are a dj or maybe you can use this music to impress some one of the opposite or same sex to sleep with you if you do not jockey discs. Either way, this is gonna help you step up your game. So why are you still on this page, you should be clicking after the jump to grab tunes! GO FUCKING GRAB SOME HOT FUCKING BASS MUSIC AFTER THE JUMP FUCKTARDS!
Don’t ask us what the fuck Booty Full Step means but ask yourself “Why have I not downloaded that shit?”. It’s free. It’s not like a fucking movie that will eat up your bandwidth and it’s fucking good. There are no minuses in this. What do you get for your minimal trouble? A tossed salad of dopeness made of different global bass genres like moombahton, baile funk, b-more and other winning shit. It’s energetic, you might get laid if you play it. Lots of reasons. GRAB THAT SHIT AFTER THE JUMP!
Just go buy this EP. Why are you being a douchebag and not buying it? Do you not enjoy spinning good tunes when you dj or listening to good tunes? If this shit had come out in 2003 and was made by Nelly, P. Diddy and Murphy Lee they would have called this Shake Ya Tailfeather but no, it was made in 2012 by The Dooze Jackers with remixes by Toronto’s The Torro Torros and those phenoms you know as Long Jawns & Billy The Gent and Gianni Marino. That’s why the called it Why We Fwee and now you gonna sample and buy that shit AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP ASSRAPISTS!
It’s the weekend. While we take your mom out for some hot sexing you need some good tunes to distract yourself. You are a lazy fuck. You obviously couldn’t go on soundcloud yourself and start finding shit on your own. That would mean having to turn on your modem, dial up your ISP to connect to the internet and then waiting for 3 hours for one song to download because this is you computer:
Basically your life is terrible. Your mom gets fucked by bloggers and your computer is a phone with internet speeds from 1993. The least we can do is provide you with tunes. GO GRAB THAT SHIT AFTER THE JUMP!
Who the fuck reppin Walmer now bitches? Motherfucking 8cto. Check his shit out. Dude murders global bass like he has a score to settle. Shit gonna get crazy. Speaking of bass we also got this classic fucking picture of someone else repping Walmer like shit is the differemce between life and death:
Boom! That’s fucking Crizzly y’all! Dude was here with fucking 12 Planet and Flinch for Bassmentality here in Toronto. We could have taken pics with them but we were like fuck it. That’s him with Walmer’s man on the street Sto. What the fuck is he wearing like some fuking fur overalls? Check out his fucking music! It’s all hot as fuck. Anyway. Let’s stop judging fashion and check out some drippy ass tunes RIGHT AFTER THE JUMP FUCKERS!