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GET PICKSTER’S THE RISE OF MOOMBAHTON   1 comment

Pop quiz hotshot! The Pickster comp “The Rise Of Moombahton: Today We Were Kings” comes at your fucking face at 60 miles per hour. What do you do? Boom! Trick question. It’s music. You put it onto your computer and you dj that shit til your hands, ears and eyes bleed. This comp will not wash your fucking car and finger your girlfriend while you watch CSI: Miami. No. But it’s gonna donkey punch your senses and give your brain a dirty sanchez. Who the fuck is on this? Pickster? Melo? Sluggo? Ledoom? Mendez? ETC!ETC! Chong X? Jon Kwest? Jay Fay? Skinny Friedman? Jake Twell? Jamrock? Javier Estrada? UFO!? Apt One? Bro Safari? Other dudes we don’t know? You would be ok with just one of these dudes on some shit but now you got them all in one place and it becomes fucking explosive. So do what you have to do. Take the fucking Nestea™ plunge into this shit. You’ll be covered in ice tea but you’ll be loving your fucking life. GRAB THE COMP AND STREAM THE FUCK OUT OF IT AFTER THE JUMP FUCK FACES!

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PENETRATION THURSDAYS   Leave a comment

BAM! Walmer is inside you now fuckers! How you like that? No vaseline. Ever. That’s the way we blog shit. Inside you. “This is Walmer reporting live from your vagina. The forecast is for wet weather.” Alright. Thanks. we’ll just keep on doing a bang up job. No fucking music commentary here. No “blah blah, really has been making a mark on the scene lately, blah blah”. No. We don’t do that. That is boring as fuck. Not to say that there are many blogs that are good that do that. But a lot are shit. We shit on them. Shit on shit. Just get fucking annoyed at the complete fucking lack of originality. “Here’s my blog! I have some cool looking pictures and gifs and then I say that this person is really making a mark or is up and coming”. Lick our blog balls. Whatever. GRAB A SHITLOAD OF TUNES AFTER THE JUMP!

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SOUNDCLOUDS FROM THE ISLAND OF LESBOS   Leave a comment

The island of Lesbos is where lesbians come from. That’s what people from there are called. It’s a fucking fact. Even if they are not girls who are interested in other girl’s vaginas. Have you ever been there? Are there a lot of girls having sex with each other? Is it ok to be a straight dude if you go there? Will people look at you weird if you are a man and a woman holding hands? What kind of music do they play on the island of Lesbos? Is it just Sarah McLachlan? Is it these fucking soundclouds? THE ONE AFTER THIS FUCKING JUMP RIGHT HERE?
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OLD BASS AND THE SEA   1 comment

Do you like bass? Do you like the sea? Well then you should take these fucking songs and go to the sea and listen to them and stay out too long and get a sunburn and then do that again several fucking times and get skin cancer and go to the hospital and when you get there you can see how many people actually care about you and those that don’t fucking come are not your real friends and you can delete them from facebook and that will be your life. LIVE THAT FUCKING LIFE AFTER THE JUMP!

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YEAH WE ARE LATE WITH THE NEW MUNCHI COMP BUT IT WAS A FUCKING HOLIDAY IN CANADA SO LAY THE FUCK OFF   Leave a comment

Hey brosephs. A major fucking compilation came the fuck out over the weekend from Munchi. This shit right here is moombah explosives. Like if this fell into the wrong fucking hands then there would be a world wide terror alert because this is some of the best moombah ever released ever. Since it was technically released in July as well then that makes July 2011 the fucking Month of Moombah. Just look back at the posts for this month and all the hot shit that was falling from the sky like rain on a girl’s tits. There are songs on this thing from the regular moombah heroes and other fuckers like Hostage(?!?!). ANYWAY JUST DOWNLOAD THAT SHIT AND SAMPLE IT AFTER THE JUMP:

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FUCKING SOUNDCLOUD STREET BATTLE   Leave a comment

Hey hey yo! Here’s some fucking fresh ass soundclouds. Check em the fuck out like it’s fucking cowabunga time dudes. Who wants pizza? Let’s do blow! PIZZA BLOW PARTY! Don’t forget the soda pop and potato chips (or crisps as they say in England). Your mom will be there and your sister. We call shotgun! Whatever that means. Which one is shotgun to you? Is your mom shotgun? Is your sister shotgun? YOU CAN ONLY CHOOSE ONE! Anyway. Let’s pop some tunes into the CD player and have ourselves a time AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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2 FUCKING MIXTAPES OF MOOMBAH (AND OTHER SHIT) AND MURDER AND THE ESSENCE OF FUCK   1 comment

We knew about this when it came out but we are lazy fuckers who hate to copy and paste and upload shit and write like a bunch of monkeys. We sometimes get high. We sometimes start playing Angry Birds and then it’s 1am and our lives passed us by. We are fallible human beings. Maybe we were with your mom making sweet love to her to get her pregnant and then she gave birth to you. We were busy making you! Give us a break! Oh yeah and we are your dad.

Anyway here is the latest Javier Estrada mixtape. It’s dope. It’s fly. Fly is back. Deal with it. Download is after the jump and then we have another hot ass treat from babySTEPS and 2DEEP. They gizz the moombah into your ear and you like it. CLICK THE FUCKING JUMP:

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