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PEASUNK VOL 1: FREE EP FOR YOU   4 comments

What is Peasunk you asked? It’s seapunk as done by these fucks. That fucker David Beltran (of Starfoxxx fame) rounded up a whole bunch of young upcoming assholes in the music scene and got them to contribute tracks to this. If you are a person who likes new stuff and is adventurous then take a #dive in this bitch. If you are scared of novelty then stay the fuck home or don’t click to download. This is an undersea adventure where you will need to bring special k and lots of pot. GO GRAB THAT SHIT AFTER THE JUMP!

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#SEAPUNK…THE LEGEND CONTINUES   4 comments

Right now, people are making music that dolphins can get into. It’s called fucking Seapunk and either you’re in it taking a swim or your standing on dry land like some kinda fool. We talked about it before. We gonna talk about it again. Take a splash in this new ocean. Take a piss in this new ocean. Don’t take a shit though. That shit floats and everyone will see it and plus it might float back to the beach and then you will have to pretend it is not yours and look shocked when you see it. LET’S GRAB THOSE NEW TUNES AFTER THE JUMP!

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GO BUY THE FUCK OUT OF PAUL DAVID & A-MAC’S HORIZON EP AND GRAB THE FREE STARFOXXX REMIX   Leave a comment

We talked about the fucking Paul David & A-Mac Horizon EP yesterday but we’re gonna fucking talk about it again because now it’s for sale. You heard the heat from Etc!Etc!’s remix yesterday. In celebration of the this being available we have a another freebie for your cheap asses that just wanna go on napster and not pay for shit. This time it’s Starfoxx delivering a jukey remix of the other track on this shit called O-Wey. SO GO BUY THE FUCK OUT OF THIS EP AND GRAB THE STARFOXXX REMIX AFTER THE JUMP ASS MASTERS!

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TOMORROW PAUL DAVID AND A-MAC COME TOGETHER FOR: THE HORIZON   1 comment

What are you up to right now? Jerking off? Fingering someone? What will you do tomorrow? The same thing? Brake the cycle! Tomorrow you are going to click on that dial up icon, connect to the internet through your modem, and then you are going to go to Beatport and buy the fuck outta this EP by Paul David and A-Mac that was done in the moombahton style with the exception of a jaunty juke remix by STARFOXXX. You know who else does a fucking remix on this shit? The incredible ETC!ETC! Dude is on a roll hard. Has just made fire every single tune. You know what. We’re gonna give you this ETC!ETC! remix because we know that if you hear that shit you’re gonna for sure buy this fucking release. SO GO GRAB THE FREE TUNE AFTER THE JUMP ASSHOLES!

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Posted February 8, 2012 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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GLOBAL BASS ORGY: ALL BASS, NO MOOMBAH   Leave a comment

Hey everyone! This is just a shitty fucking picture taken in a drunken and drugged out stupor on some fucking night that we were out about town and shit. Probably more than one person puked that night probably more than once. THAT’S THE SWAG LIFE! WE PUKE MOET MOTHERFUCKERS! WE SHIT LOBSTER! That’s the Walmer life. We excrete class. Y’all can’t keep up with that. Anyway. This one is all about no moombahton. We just reppin bass music up in this bitch. GO GRAB THAT BASS MUSIC! WE WILL NEVER FUCKING ANALYSE THE TRACKS WE POST! WE JUST GONNA DUMP THAT SHIT ON YOUR HEAD! TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT! GRAB IT AFTER THE JUMP!

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WHAT TO DO NEW YEAR’S EVE AND NEW YEAR’S DAY IN TORONTO   Leave a comment

PARTY

WITH

US

ATTEND

THEN CATCH US SPINNING HERE:

ATTEND

Posted December 31, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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NO MOOMBAHTON ALLOWED   2 comments

Do you want moombahton? There is no moombahton in this post. You came to the wrong place. Turn around. Go back to where ever you came from. We can’t post moombahton all the time everyday. No. You gotta break the addiction. Walmer Convenience is not some kind of “moombah-only” blog. We have fucking horizons. We have dreams. Don’t put us in some kind of moombahton box. Boom! That’s all we fucking feel like writing so go fuck yourselves looking for laughs and shit. GO GRAB ALL NON-MOOMBAHTON SHIT AFTER THE JUMP!:

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POST-SOUNDCLOUDS   1 comment

Soundcloud is back but we’re still pissed. We used to trust them and rely on them. They fucking let us down. Like bitches. Even though we still powered through, the point is, we didn’t want to have to power through. We wanted life to just be fucking easy. We didn’t want to have to be ready for catastrophe. We are fucking slaves to Soundcloud. Everyone puts their fucking shit out on that shit. Anyway. Go grab more stupid fucking soundclouds AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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SOUDCLOUDS THAT LIVE OUTDOORS   Leave a comment

Look at these two assholes disc jockeying out doors like Irishmen. We always put up pictures of other djs but it’s been a long time since we put up pictures of our own selves. Plan B and The Dirty Frenchman tearing shit up like they have a bunch of secret documents they don’t want anyone to read. Thanks to those amazing fucks Gooffee for having us spin and big shout out to Mem Rx for coming through with great tunes and great equipment to pull the whole thing off. It ended up being the best Nuit Blance ever. The scene:

Yeah. Fucking insanity. CHECK OUT THE SONGS WE MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE PLAYED AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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THE SOUNDCLOUDS YOU WROTE ABOUT IN YOUR DIARY   1 comment

Hey little baby, you gonna cry and write about your period in your diary? You gonna go in front of the mirror and tell yourself that you got a big dick or if you’re a girl that you have big fucking vagina? Is that something that girls care about? Who has the biggest vagina? Is that like some kind of secret sisterhood hierarchy? No? Have you guessed we’re all dudes by how misogynistic we are? Yes? What about applying your powers of deduction to deducing why these tracks are so hot. Which fucking tracks? THE ONES AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP FUCKERS!

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