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WMC SONG DUMP   Leave a comment

The battle of the blogs. The battle of stickers. One on the way up. One looking like it’s alienating everyone who has anything to do with it (but who would give a fuck when you just made a song for Usher). Why the fuck is The Dirty Frenchman smiling like a fucking cunt. He should have a mean face on. But he’s a drunk ass. So he smiled for this. Anyway. Sure WMC is almost over but we’re still gonna fucking post all the latest shit you need to wreck parties. WITHOUT FURTHER ADO LET’S GET THIS GOING AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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SXSW WEAPONRY MEGAPOST!   Leave a comment

ImageNot gonna fuck around talking our smack on this one. Just gonna post the things you need if you’re playing Austin, Miami or even Boise, Idaho. All this shit will bang at your gig. Pure posting of shit. Nothing else. No commentary. GO GRAB ALL OF IT AFTER THE JUMP!

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ARGE NUMA CREW IS…SANTAS ALARMAS. USE YOUR MONEY TO GET THAT SHIT!   Leave a comment

Big release from those fuckers at Voodoo Rebel Records. Arge Numa Crew drop Santas Alarmas on your head like a bird drops a turd. A turd that you like! Not only is the original the real fucking deal, but then you got global bass powerhouses Tomb Crew, Hat’n’Hoodie and our boy Ckrono firing on all cylinders with remixes that have UK Funky and Dubstep and even some fucking Moombahton. Shit is real bitches. Open up your fucking change purse, pull out that damn American Express Gold Card, go the fuck to Juno Download and buy the fuck outta that shit. It’s pretty simple. GO FIND THE LINK TO BUY AND GO SAMPLE THIS SHIT AFTER THE JUMP!

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SOUNDCLOUD BASS VOMITUS   1 comment

If there’s one thing that god wants, it’s for us to post a shitload of tracks this day, a Friday, so you can fulfill your destiny of playing a good set at clubs if you are a dj or maybe you can use this music to impress some one of the opposite or same sex to sleep with you if you do not jockey discs. Either way, this is gonna help you step up your game. So why are you still on this page, you should be clicking after the jump to grab tunes! GO FUCKING GRAB SOME HOT FUCKING BASS MUSIC AFTER THE JUMP FUCKTARDS!

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OLD NEWS: CYPRESS HILL & RUSKO, TOGETHER, AS A TEAM   Leave a comment

First time in in 15 years we have thought about Cypress Hill. If you go here you can get this song for free if that’s what you want.

Posted February 28, 2012 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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STICK THESE SOUNDCLOUDS IN YOUR ASS   Leave a comment

It’s the weekend. While we take your mom out for some hot sexing you need some good tunes to distract yourself. You are a lazy fuck. You obviously couldn’t go on soundcloud yourself and start finding shit on your own. That would mean having to turn on your modem, dial up your ISP to connect to the internet and then waiting for 3 hours for one song to download because this is you computer:

Basically your life is terrible. Your mom gets fucked by bloggers and your computer is a phone with internet speeds from 1993. The least we can do is provide you with tunes. GO GRAB THAT SHIT AFTER THE JUMP!

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WEDNESDAY BONUS BASS!   Leave a comment

So it’s been a moombah (also known as moom moom)  fuckfest this week. Lots of new shit. But there is other great shit in other genres that we have had to ignore. So this is the time we are posting that shit. A person cannot live off moombahton alone. You would be going to slow. You would be late all the time. But you would still not be relaxed because you would still be going faster than rap or other bass musics. So let’s grab thos fucking tunes and pretend we have a wide spectrum of tastes beyond moombah based musics AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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