Archive for the ‘Wiz Khalifa’ Tag

A BUNCH OF FUCKING HARRY FRAUD PRODUCED TRACKS FOR FREE   Leave a comment

If you listen to fucking rap music in this fucking day and age then you have to know who the fuck Harry Fraud is. If you don’t then you are not as cool as you think you are and need to start hanging your head in shame more. What does he do? Produces shit. Like what? Like this:

Do you get it now? You should because we’ve talked about him before. Anyway, if you want some dope tunes that your broke ass can afford because they’re fucking free then GO GRAB THEM ALL AFTER THE JUMP!

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MONDAY MUSIC FOR MOTHERFUCKERS   Leave a comment

Who’s computer is this? It’s fucking Noms’! Do you know this dude? No? Check the fuck outta his shit here! He is quite talented and has been producing for less than a year. His Gucci Mane juke song is just pure heat. Wear oven mits when you listen to that shit. Been a few days since we posted. Been busy as fuck partying and spinning so what are you gonna do hate us for living? Fuck. How about we just ut the crap and listen to some tunes. Wanna rep Walmer too? get at us. LET’S GO GRAB SOME HOT ASS TUNES AFTER THE JUMP! THERE HAVE BEEN TOO MANY!

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CRAZY TORONTO NIGHTS   Leave a comment

These are the Buraka Som Sistemas. They fucked the hell outta shit in Toronto on Friday. Big ups to Diggy Scott at Underdog for hooking us the fuck up. We were right in the shit as you can see. Met and re-met some great dudes:

Sto looks like he spilt beer all over himself. He’s here with Conductor from Buraka. When Buraka was on it was so poopin off that people couldn’t fucking deal. Place was packed tighter than a newborn’s vagina. Yeah. We’re disgusting.

Fucking Bear Witness from fucking A Tribe Called Red with the disgusting ass Dirty Frenchman. Damn straight those motherfuckers were playing that night too and they had already got the place going so crazy it was hard to believe that anyone could follow. Only Buraka could pull it off. Enough bullshit though. It was a great show. LET’S GET SOME NEW MUSIC AFTER THE JUMP!

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BIG SOUNDCLOUDS IN LITTLE CHINA   Leave a comment

Enchanté! Karl Lagerfeld taught me that that’s how motherfuckers say “Hi” in Germany. Crazy eh? By the way, I’m noted American thespian Curtis James Jackson III. Hahaha! Friends, Romans, Countrymen! Lend me your ears! That’s acting! That’s how you do it! I live in fucking Connecticut now! Grey Poupon fuckers! I just eat a whole jar of that shit to show how rich I am. Use that shit as fuckin moisturizer too. Fuckin burns my fuckin face. I feed lobster to my dogs. I drive around the fuckin golf course in a Cadillac. That my fuckin golf cart. I have to pay for the whole golf course to be replanted with grass every time I play. That’s my fucking life. Don’t wear it out. Fuck yeah. Check out these fucking songs AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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SMOKE ONE   Leave a comment

 

Part 2 & 3 after the jump…

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TUESDAY FUCK FEST WITH YOUR MOM MAYBE FEATURED   Leave a comment

 

Haha! It is I! Fucking Shaquille O’Neal. I’m a fucking genie yo! Jump on my fucking carpet y’all! It’s gonna be a wild ride! Haha! Never a dull moment! Come on kids! Let’s do blow off of tits while we fly in the fucking air! It’s magic! Woohoo! Yeah! I’m so high! Fuck! It’s too fucking much. It’s so high up in this carpet! Look kids! It’s the fucking Statue of Fucking Liberty! Her tits are like the size of a building! Holy shit! Let’s listen fucking music kids! And then we’ll climb on the Statue of Liberty’s tits. You kids like tits right? Let’s go! Haha! MUSIC IS AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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THE DEATHSTAR IS FULLY FUCKING OPERATIONAL AND FREE   1 comment

Hey! Assholes! Do you know what the true fucking meaning of Christmas is? Do you at least know the true meaning of bass? Do you know anything? Well how about this: DeathStar is not just a place that shoots out a laser the destroys shit. No. It’s a team. A team comprised of bass legends MartyParty:

And Minnesota:

Here’s the cover they made:

Not that great but the fucking music is and it’s free and AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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WE’RE BACK ASSHOLES!   1 comment

What do you think this is? We just wanted to take a rest and smoke some weed for the long weekend in Canada where we celebrate Queen Victoria who is dead. The world is so needy. Don’t you fucking get it? The soundclouds are gonna always be in the sky. There is no hurry. But apparently we need to pretend that something is always going the fuck down on this fucker. So here we are, posting like clowns. Should we just shut down this blog and write instead a blog for children about how it’s their birthday and we will give them a ballon shaped like a dog? Should we make a blog about how we’ve “got your nose” or how we looked in your ear and all of a sudden there is a quarter in there? No. That’s a terrible idea. That was so stupid. Just shut up and listen to these tunes AFTER THE JUMP!

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SOUNDCUNTS   Leave a comment

Hey bros! How many guitars do you need for your band? You don’t have enough. We can only count six. What kind of music do you fuckin’ make? Acoustic horsestep? That’s pretty slammin’. Those are fucking crazy horsestep costumes. Is that the new trend in clothing that identifies one as a genuine horsetepper who just fucking horsesteps all over the place and plays guitar until you puke? Wow, music is always changing so rapidly it’s hard to keep up. What are the soundclouds that you guys would recommend to the aspiring horsestepping kids out there? These ones? The one that are AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP? Cool bros.

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ULTRA WHO IS BEST: BLACK & YELLOW   2 comments

Whoa! Hey didn’t see you there. What’s shaking? I’m Michael Tyson. As usual, I’m talking in a really high voice right now. I was asked by the Walmer Convenience Musical Blog to introduce a special treat to you guys. I didn’t know that it would be during a random moment while I was collecting my KIA™ from the valet after eating tons of food at a restaurant. But life is crazy like that. One moment you are driving your KIA™ Sportage LX down the Interstate of success and the next it could go into the ditch of failure. In the end we have no control of our destinies. Dust in the wind if you will. There is one thing you have control over actually and that would be over who is fucking best. That’s what I’m here to do. That’s my reason to live.

We all love the song Blacks & Yellows by the Wiz Khalifas. It’s a classic of the modern era. It’s so fucking classic that a shitload of fuckers made remixes of it.

IT IS NOW UP TO YOU TO CHOOSE WHO IS THE BEST! VOTE AFTER THE JUMP!

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