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EXCLUSIVE TRACK! FRANK LUCANO – SWAGGA DAGGA   Leave a comment

In Canada right now it’s morning and if you hate coffee you’re in fucking luck. This new track that Frank Lucano has sent us for exclusive download is your coffee substitute. You wanna feel ready to start the party at 9am? Listen to this track. Maybe it is best described as your morning cocaine. Frank Lucano sent us heat before but this is even better. We love anything that is fucking dancehall based. All the things you need are here: Elephant Man, soca-ish beat and the swagga dagga riddim. GO GRAB THIS EXCLUSIVE TRACK AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP AND BUMP IT AT WORK UNTIL YOU GET FUCKING FIRED!

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Posted December 22, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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ELEPHANT MAN GETTING STUCK ON A JET SKI IS COMPARABLE TO THE JAPANESE TSUNAMI OR THE EARTHQUAKE IN HAITI   Leave a comment

Were the people in Japan also rescued by Bounty Killer in a boat full of hot chicks?

Posted December 21, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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CLASSIC DANCEHALL VIDEO PARTY   Leave a comment

Hey fuckers! How the fuck are you? You wanna have a classic dancehall video dance party? All essential songs?ALRIGHT LET’S FUCKING GO AFTER THE JUMP!

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ELEPHANTS HAVE FEELINGS   Leave a comment

Posted September 9, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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SOUNCLOUDS WILL SET YOU FREE   Leave a comment

Hello. I am named Paul Blart Zoo Cop and I am making the Germany free of the wall that was making divided that place. It’s a fucking life to make the mall be a zoo but when it the times that are good, there are laughs and the good memories made. It’s to be seen with the eyes. The music is the fucking thing that makes me live to the happy style. In the Germany, the Soviet Union was making not allowed to play songs of fucking music. It reason I go. I break the wall for Berlin with my fat. Every one says I do hero. It’s a fucking life. I now have best mall and best zoo. German people buy the food a lot for me. They want use the fat of me to break other walls. No walls left in Germany. My fat break all walls. No roof on building. Soundclouds rain inside house. MAKE THE CLICK FOR THE FUCKING MUSIC TO HEAR:

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FUCKING MONDAYS   Leave a comment

Mondays are the fucking worst. Ask Garfield:

It’s true, I fucking hate that shit. Wanna smoke some crack girl?

See. It’s a fact. Science. There is only one cure for the Mondays, nay two: cocaine and music. Maybe you work in a cocaine factory and therefore you have one of those taken care of. It’s really cool that they let you go on music blogs in the cocaine factory. You have some pretty awesome bosses! Also if the movies are correct then you are also a naked chick (America’s #1 Workplace). Maybe you are not in a cocaine factory though and therefore you will have to settle for tunes. GRAB THEM AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP FUCKERS!

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JUST WATCH THIS EVEN IF IT’S OLD   Leave a comment

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