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IF THIS PLANE CRASHED IT WOULD BE FUCKED   Leave a comment

Posted September 12, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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SOUNDCLOUDS WAITING FOR THE FUCKING TRAIN   Leave a comment

Hey cunts for brains! It’s a fucking Monday! Aren’t you happy to go back to your pitiful work lives! Haha! It’s fucking happy time! Go shoot yourselves in the head! Anyway. Still so many soundclouds of goodness falling into our ears. Too many. People need to stop making so much good free music. Make bad expensive music like LMFAO or Ke$ha. They know how to make fucking money in this biz. Those should be all your role models. Make note of that aspiring musicians and producers. in the meantime take peoples free shit AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!:

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BUSY SIGNAL WORRIES ABOUT SHIT   Leave a comment

Posted June 28, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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YOUR MOM MADE THESE SOUNDCLOUDS. IN HER UTERUS.   1 comment

She got fucked. She had it in her uterus for 9 months. It came out. It was a soundcloud. She was shocked. This was not a baby. It was beats. You can’t breastfeed a beat. What was she going to do with all that milk? It was a big case of the mondays. Your brother is a beat. It goes to family reunions. It’s so fucking loud. You hate Christmas now. The beat made it to college and you didn’t. You are jealous. Jealous of a soundcloud. Your life sucks. Listen to soundclouds. AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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THIS FRIDAY FUCKERS!   Leave a comment

Hey bitches! What the fuck are you doing today? If you are in Canada then you should fucking vote because it’s super cool to do it! Like, only the most awesome swaggerrific people vote and that’s who you are. Right? That totally got you fucking motivated to vote. Anyway. That wasn’t even the fucking point of this post. We are just taken in by the magic of the political process. No. The point is to go to our Walm-Art event at the Port Gallery this Friday. Gonna be some amazing artwork and some fantastic music.

CLICK HERE TO ATTEND SIRS AND FUCKING MADAMS

Now, what music was made by fuckers recently? Maybe you will find some AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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DUTTY, DUTTY AND DUTTY   1 comment

Hey fuckers! You want the fucking taste of dancehall in your ears?  Here, have a spoonful:

This one is like the Neverending Story of dancehall.

Keida – Trun Me On (mediafire)

What the fuck is up with this next one? This is some dancehall Footloose type shit

Voicemail ft Ward 21 – Street Swag (mediafire)

This one is like Christmas mixed with your uncle’s funeral except you’re happy your uncle is dead:

Busy Signal – Mad Mi (mediafire)

There, that’s dancehall. And this is Vybz Kartel dropping knowledge on you after he fucked some chick in his Ramping Shop:

 

 

THE NEW DIRTY FRENCHMAN MIX: FUCKMATAZZ VOLUME 1   2 comments

Here it fucking is, a new mix from The Dirty Frenchman. This one is a mix of everything. You asked for dubstep? Well, it’s already in the bedroom with your mamma. You want kuduro? It’s drinkin’ the milk right out of the carton from your fridge. You wanted hip hop? It took money out of your wallet and then asked you if they could borrow it. And we got all that shit in between. We got some Walmer heroes represented on  here. Crizzly is in between Kanye and Trey Songz where he belongs. Emynd is there. We got Gooffee up in this bitch. Munchi had to be in this. Bump that shit:

Tracklist:

Ciara – Deuces (Dubbel Dutch Remix)
Munchi – Minigame
Girl Unit – Wut
Kanye West – All of the Lights
Crizzly – Big Booty Bitchezz
Trey Songz – Bottoms Up (Emynd Atlanta Bass Remix)
Gucci Mane – Lemonade (Heroes & Villains Remix)
Baby Blondy – Me Tienen Dema
Three 6 Mafia & Project Pat – Keep My Name Out Ya Mouth (Bird Peterson Remix)
Gooffee – Jack Daniels
Busy Signal – Real Gallis
Salem – King Night

A FAREWELL FROM THE DIRTY FRENCHMAN   2 comments

At this very moment The Dirty Frenchman is in a plane over the Pacific fucking ocean on his way to Shanghai and then Hanoi. As a final parting gift, he leaves you guys with this: Dancehalling

You may be asking yourself, what is the Dancehalling? Well it’s a collection of 16 classic and/or bizarre dancehall tracks that that asshole thought you should get. What could be on it?

Busy Signal – Wine Gal Wine

Buccaneer – Bad Man No Stray

Mr Vegas – Hot Fuck

Bounty Killer & TOK – The Sequel

Spragga Benz – Backshot

and other suprises! Enjoy that shit!

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WALMER RADIO NOVEMBER 8TH 2010!   Leave a comment

Walmer Radio is back! We said we would do it and we did! Twice. This time The Dirty Frenchman steps out of his comfort zone. His horrible, horrible comfort zone to lay down a mix that throws dubstep, jungle, dancehall and hip hop into wild mess of awesomeness that will have you shitting your pants an asking to do it again! Tune the fuck in and behold…

Vodpod videos no longer available.

Sleigh Bells – Run The Heart (Bassnectar Remix)

Diplo & Lil Jon – U Don’t Like Me (South Rakkas Crew Remix)

Chase & Status Ft Tempa T – Hypest Hype

Busy Signal – Wat U Say

Jay-Z – Hard Knock Life (Son of a Kick Rekix)

Cherine Anderson – Make Up Sex (Xtended Club Mix)

Untold – Anaconda (Douster Dagga Robot Edit)

Gucci Mane – Lemonade (Heroes + Villains Remix)

Deerhunter – Helicopter (Diplo & Lunice Mix)

DANCEHALL AMERICANO   1 comment

Busy Signal – Gal Bounce (zshare)

What happened folks? Where did it all go wrong? How did this song take over the world? It wasn’t a bad song. It was pretty catchy. We played it during sets even. It just seemed like a song like any other. You know the one. This song:

And then it took over the world. And then everyone remixed it. Even your mom. It’s up on her soundcloud. For the last few months, The Dirty Frenchman hasn’t had the heart to even order an americano at Starbucks. It makes him think of the song. And then his day is finished, lost. Who the fuck played this song in the club Busy Signal was at? Now he is infected. He made his own We No Speak Americano song. Busy Signal is ruined now. We hope the aliens that find the ruins of our civilization 545 years from now don’t find a copy. What have we done?

PS That video SUCKS soooo bad.

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