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FREE TROPICAL BASS EP. GATOS LOCOS ARE…SELVA RAVE   1 comment

Cocobass is fucking back. Where’d you think they went? Nowhere. They holdin shit down like champs. This is a crazy new release for these guys with experimental originals and remixes from young hotshots in the game like Photo Romance and Max Le Daron and seasoned veterans like Top Billin and Javier Estrada. Normally shit like this doesn’t come for free. But this does. You can get this EP for about the same price an average person pays for sex which should be nothing. If your answer was that the average person should pay $3000 for sex then you got problems. If your answer is that the average person should pay $10 for sex then you got bigger problems. Forget your problems. GO GRAB THE FUCK OUTTA THIS EP AFTER THE JUMP FUCKERS!

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A FEW FUCKING TRACKS FOR THE WEEKEND   Leave a comment

ImageLook at these fucks! Pickster and Brent “Fuckmaster” Tactic going back2back like motherfuckers in motherfucking Austin, Texas. These guys are soundboy murderers. These fucks play the fucking moombahton mainly but we don’t give a fuck. We are gonna put a picture of them on a non-moombahton post. That’s just the way we fucking are. Slide of hand motherfuckers. Magic motherfuckers. Ain’t no thang. Alright. Enough bullshit. Here’s some fucking music. GO GRAB THAT SHIT AFTER THE JUMP!

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ARGE NUMA CREW IS…SANTAS ALARMAS. USE YOUR MONEY TO GET THAT SHIT!   Leave a comment

Big release from those fuckers at Voodoo Rebel Records. Arge Numa Crew drop Santas Alarmas on your head like a bird drops a turd. A turd that you like! Not only is the original the real fucking deal, but then you got global bass powerhouses Tomb Crew, Hat’n’Hoodie and our boy Ckrono firing on all cylinders with remixes that have UK Funky and Dubstep and even some fucking Moombahton. Shit is real bitches. Open up your fucking change purse, pull out that damn American Express Gold Card, go the fuck to Juno Download and buy the fuck outta that shit. It’s pretty simple. GO FIND THE LINK TO BUY AND GO SAMPLE THIS SHIT AFTER THE JUMP!

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IN AUSTIN, DJ ORION AND PELIGROSA GOT YOU COVERED!   Leave a comment

DJ ORION IS A KING OF AUSTIN TEXAS. NOT ONLY DOES HE WELCOME WALMER TO A SXSW SHOW, BUT HE IS PUTTING ON GREAT EVENTS ALL NEXT WEEK. CATCH THE DIRTY FRENCHMAN FROM WALMER @ CHUPACABRA THURSDAY NIGHT! MAKE SURE YOU ALSO CHECK OUT ALL THESE OTHER GREAT EVENTS TOO!ImageImage

 

Posted March 8, 2012 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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WEDNESDAY BONUS BASS!   Leave a comment

So it’s been a moombah (also known as moom moom)  fuckfest this week. Lots of new shit. But there is other great shit in other genres that we have had to ignore. So this is the time we are posting that shit. A person cannot live off moombahton alone. You would be going to slow. You would be late all the time. But you would still not be relaxed because you would still be going faster than rap or other bass musics. So let’s grab thos fucking tunes and pretend we have a wide spectrum of tastes beyond moombah based musics AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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LOWUP RECORDS PRESENTS: DJ MELLOW IN…BELGICA ESTA PICAO   Leave a comment

Hey you little baby bitches. Do you want a bottle of warm milk? Maybe instead of sucking on a bottle full of lameness you can shove some good music in your ears. This is the first release for a new label called Lowup Records and if you are a fan of the global bass then you have to buy this shit. Not only do you got Dj Mellow making a hot ass psuedo-moombah banger but then you got the all star lineup of of Sabbo, Los Chicos Altos and Max Le Daron remixing the fuck out of this bitch in ways that will astound you and get your ass to move in new ways. But don’t take our word for it. The only person you can trust is yourself. GO STREAM THAT SHIT AND CHECK OUT THE LINKS TO BUY IT AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP ASS CLOWNS!

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THIS FRIDAY WE GET SPACEY LEAN BITCHES   Leave a comment

THIS FRIDAY WE GET SPACEY LEAN BITCHES

GET YOUR ASS TO THIS

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