Archive for the ‘global bass’ Tag

FREE TROPICAL BASS EP. GATOS LOCOS ARE…SELVA RAVE   1 comment

Cocobass is fucking back. Where’d you think they went? Nowhere. They holdin shit down like champs. This is a crazy new release for these guys with experimental originals and remixes from young hotshots in the game like Photo Romance and Max Le Daron and seasoned veterans like Top Billin and Javier Estrada. Normally shit like this doesn’t come for free. But this does. You can get this EP for about the same price an average person pays for sex which should be nothing. If your answer was that the average person should pay $3000 for sex then you got problems. If your answer is that the average person should pay $10 for sex then you got bigger problems. Forget your problems. GO GRAB THE FUCK OUTTA THIS EP AFTER THE JUMP FUCKERS!

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A FEW FUCKING TRACKS FOR THE WEEKEND   Leave a comment

ImageLook at these fucks! Pickster and Brent “Fuckmaster” Tactic going back2back like motherfuckers in motherfucking Austin, Texas. These guys are soundboy murderers. These fucks play the fucking moombahton mainly but we don’t give a fuck. We are gonna put a picture of them on a non-moombahton post. That’s just the way we fucking are. Slide of hand motherfuckers. Magic motherfuckers. Ain’t no thang. Alright. Enough bullshit. Here’s some fucking music. GO GRAB THAT SHIT AFTER THE JUMP!

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ARGE NUMA CREW IS…SANTAS ALARMAS. USE YOUR MONEY TO GET THAT SHIT!   Leave a comment

Big release from those fuckers at Voodoo Rebel Records. Arge Numa Crew drop Santas Alarmas on your head like a bird drops a turd. A turd that you like! Not only is the original the real fucking deal, but then you got global bass powerhouses Tomb Crew, Hat’n’Hoodie and our boy Ckrono firing on all cylinders with remixes that have UK Funky and Dubstep and even some fucking Moombahton. Shit is real bitches. Open up your fucking change purse, pull out that damn American Express Gold Card, go the fuck to Juno Download and buy the fuck outta that shit. It’s pretty simple. GO FIND THE LINK TO BUY AND GO SAMPLE THIS SHIT AFTER THE JUMP!

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IN AUSTIN, DJ ORION AND PELIGROSA GOT YOU COVERED!   Leave a comment

DJ ORION IS A KING OF AUSTIN TEXAS. NOT ONLY DOES HE WELCOME WALMER TO A SXSW SHOW, BUT HE IS PUTTING ON GREAT EVENTS ALL NEXT WEEK. CATCH THE DIRTY FRENCHMAN FROM WALMER @ CHUPACABRA THURSDAY NIGHT! MAKE SURE YOU ALSO CHECK OUT ALL THESE OTHER GREAT EVENTS TOO!ImageImage

 

Posted March 8, 2012 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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WEDNESDAY BONUS BASS!   Leave a comment

So it’s been a moombah (also known as moom moom)  fuckfest this week. Lots of new shit. But there is other great shit in other genres that we have had to ignore. So this is the time we are posting that shit. A person cannot live off moombahton alone. You would be going to slow. You would be late all the time. But you would still not be relaxed because you would still be going faster than rap or other bass musics. So let’s grab thos fucking tunes and pretend we have a wide spectrum of tastes beyond moombah based musics AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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LOWUP RECORDS PRESENTS: DJ MELLOW IN…BELGICA ESTA PICAO   Leave a comment

Hey you little baby bitches. Do you want a bottle of warm milk? Maybe instead of sucking on a bottle full of lameness you can shove some good music in your ears. This is the first release for a new label called Lowup Records and if you are a fan of the global bass then you have to buy this shit. Not only do you got Dj Mellow making a hot ass psuedo-moombah banger but then you got the all star lineup of of Sabbo, Los Chicos Altos and Max Le Daron remixing the fuck out of this bitch in ways that will astound you and get your ass to move in new ways. But don’t take our word for it. The only person you can trust is yourself. GO STREAM THAT SHIT AND CHECK OUT THE LINKS TO BUY IT AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP ASS CLOWNS!

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THIS FRIDAY WE GET SPACEY LEAN BITCHES   Leave a comment

THIS FRIDAY WE GET SPACEY LEAN BITCHES

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OVERCOOKED RECORDS PRESENTS: THE ACKEEJUICE ROCKERS IN…FREEZE. READ THE INTERVIEW WITH EXCLUSIVE TRACK!   1 comment

Have we got an extra special treat for you today! Out now is the excellent as fuck EP of the Ackeejuice Rockers’ newest track Freeze. They are bringing the hard rave vibes to this release and have some big guns in for support: Neki Stranac, Boyfriend and Klipar. It doesn’t get much better than this you may think but is actually does. These clever Italian dudes have granted us an exclusive interview on this, the day of the release and have also given us a free track to give you guys! Crazy! HOW ABOUT WE GO READ THE INTERVIEW AND THEN GO BUY THIS INCREDIBLE EP AND ALSO GRAB THAT FREE TUNE AFTER THE JUMP!

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FREE CHONG X EP: DANZA DEL FUEGO   Leave a comment

This just came to us this morning. Motherfucking Chong X just sent us this. This fucker follows up his progressive and envelope pushing Toritos EP with another trip to the boundaries of moombahton & other sounds of South America. The song Angry Aztec is deep and somehow makes one feel like they are in fucking Egypt but Egypt in South America. Frantic Factory is fucking cinematic as fuck and should be the soundtrack for the movie Hugo II: Dr Rapenstein. The title Track Danza Del Fuego makes throat singing catchy and is gonna be the standout track from this while Milagros is the song you listen to while you creep up on villagers in the jungle on a moonless night. Or maybe it’s a sexy song. Who knows? But enough of this fucking description. LET’S GO GRAB THAT EP AFTER THE JUMP!

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Posted January 27, 2012 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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GLOBAL BASS ORGY: ALL BASS, NO MOOMBAH   Leave a comment

Hey everyone! This is just a shitty fucking picture taken in a drunken and drugged out stupor on some fucking night that we were out about town and shit. Probably more than one person puked that night probably more than once. THAT’S THE SWAG LIFE! WE PUKE MOET MOTHERFUCKERS! WE SHIT LOBSTER! That’s the Walmer life. We excrete class. Y’all can’t keep up with that. Anyway. This one is all about no moombahton. We just reppin bass music up in this bitch. GO GRAB THAT BASS MUSIC! WE WILL NEVER FUCKING ANALYSE THE TRACKS WE POST! WE JUST GONNA DUMP THAT SHIT ON YOUR HEAD! TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT! GRAB IT AFTER THE JUMP!

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