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WMC SONG DUMP   Leave a comment

The battle of the blogs. The battle of stickers. One on the way up. One looking like it’s alienating everyone who has anything to do with it (but who would give a fuck when you just made a song for Usher). Why the fuck is The Dirty Frenchman smiling like a fucking cunt. He should have a mean face on. But he’s a drunk ass. So he smiled for this. Anyway. Sure WMC is almost over but we’re still gonna fucking post all the latest shit you need to wreck parties. WITHOUT FURTHER ADO LET’S GET THIS GOING AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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CONTINUED SXSW COVERAGE!: INTERVIEW WITH LEDOOM!   Leave a comment

Are you guys excited yet for SXSW? No? Oh you will not be there? Well that sucks. But we will! And so will a lot of people so maybe you should stop being so self centered and start thinking about how you can help other people to be happy. No we got an interview with the fucking man LeDoom! Like Pickster, LeDoom can fuck with any type of sound you can think of. He’s mainly known for the hard shit but dude has made tracks that verge on cumbia and moombahsoul too. Since dude is in San Antonio you can be sure he’s gonna be all over SXSW. He sent us all the shows he will be part of and literally it’s like fucking 10 or 12 (maybe we are exagerating but still it’s alot). What does LeDoom think of SXSW and life in general? Why don’t you find out after the jump? GO READ THE INTERVIEW AND CHECK OUT A MIX OF UPCOMING SHIT FROM THE MAN AFTER THE JUMP!

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Posted March 6, 2012 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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MASSIVE MOOMBAH POST ON THE FUCKING MONDAY   Leave a comment

Look at these fuckers rockin out with a motherfuckin Walmer sticker on their shit. Who the fuck is it you ask? Well it’s fucking 2Deep again! This time it’s at a party though so it looks more impressive. They were probably playing moombahton at this moment. Which is good because we are gonna do a motherfucking moombahton mega-post up in this bitch right now. It’s been a long ass time. We went all #seapunk and fucking had exclusives from people in Arizona all last week. Well now we just gonna bombard you with tunes until you cry. You can dance and cry. That will be how you have a case of the Mondays. Anyway, let’s get to the fucking music. GO GRAB THAT SHIT AFTER THE JUMP!

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FREE MOOMBAH ALBUMS   Leave a comment

ImageWe’ve been a little late blogging these but not as late as your girlfriend’s period! Wonder what that means? Comedy! Anyway, last week two free moombah albums came out that are worth way more than the $0 people are charging for them. One is from the blog 110bpm.ca and the other is from the group The Smash & Grabs. The 110bpm.ca one is packed with some nice tracks that you can definitely use to make the booties of female ladies move on the dancingfloor. The one from The Smash & Grabs called Only The Tips is an exploration into the many possibilties of the moombahton with things like moombahpolk, moombahtek, moombahsouls and moombahetc. So what you are going to do is GO GRAB THES TWO FREE MOOMBAHCOMPS AFTER THE JUMP!

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MONDAY MUSIC FOR MOTHERFUCKERS   Leave a comment

Who’s computer is this? It’s fucking Noms’! Do you know this dude? No? Check the fuck outta his shit here! He is quite talented and has been producing for less than a year. His Gucci Mane juke song is just pure heat. Wear oven mits when you listen to that shit. Been a few days since we posted. Been busy as fuck partying and spinning so what are you gonna do hate us for living? Fuck. How about we just ut the crap and listen to some tunes. Wanna rep Walmer too? get at us. LET’S GO GRAB SOME HOT ASS TUNES AFTER THE JUMP! THERE HAVE BEEN TOO MANY!

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MOOMBAHRAPE   1 comment

With this new onslaught of moombah, there is no other option except to pick up the pieces, gather up your belongings and make a new fucking life for yourself on the other side of the world. The worst part is, that you could never escape the pain. Moombahton started being played in that new place that you moved to. Your friends would be like “Let’s fucking go out and get drunk and do blow and shit.” You went out and they started playing fucking moombahton at the club. Instead of doing the blow the right way you would breath it out because you were all scared and shit. Your friends got fucking pissed. They punched your face. You lost teeth. Your dental bills increased. You became homeless. That was your life. You got raped. WHY DON’T WE GO LISTEN TO A SHITLOAD OF MOOMBAHTON AFTER THE JUMP!

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THE SOUNDCLOUDS YOU FOUND IN THE TOILET   1 comment

It was just a normal time in the toilet for you. You were like “What could go wrong? I’m just doing some blow and getting the fuck out of here just like every lunchtime.” You wanted peace and quiet. You didn’t want your friends to walk in. But you heard something. You heard noises coming from the toilet. No one was taking a shit. It didn’t make sense. You looked in. You discovered the secret. The toilet was filled with soundclouds. It didn’t make sense but it did. You were dancing to the beat. Doing blow to the beat. You went back to work and had the best fucking day of your life. Printed out so many fucking files. But what were the soundclouds that you heard? GO GRAB THE FUCK OUT OF THOSE SOUNDCLOUDS AFTER THE JUMP!

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SOUNDCLOUDS MADE FROM PEE   Leave a comment

Chris Tucker woke up in his apartment in the not great part of town. It was 1pm. That’s the time he woke up everyday. He hadn’t worked for 2 years so he never had to get up early unless it was to get his welfare cheque. Chris Tucker collected welfare now. Even though he always got more than enough sleep because of the fact that nothing was going on in his life, he still enjoyed having a cup of coffee as a pick me up to start his day. It just made it feel complete. It made him feel complete if only for a few minutes. As the coffee brewed he looked at the fading picture of him and Jackie Chan that he had stuck on his old refrigerator.

Those had been better times. He remembered all the bitches he had fucked as a tag team with Jackie. They had done it to build up their partnership so that audiences would love their chemistry. He remembered all the blow that they had done together in the trailer off of breasts in between takes. Jackie liked to do lines of blow between girl’s assholes and pussies. He called it “Getting from Point A to Point P” except when he said it it was in Chinese and shit. Chris Tucker stood there for 10 more minutes looking at the picture,  revisiting all the highs and lows he had had in his former career as an actor. The coffee maker made a beep and brought Chris Tucker back to reality. He poured the warm liquid into his favourite mug and took a quick gulp. As the coffee hit his taste buds it was all wrong, it had a very sharp taste almost like vinegar but salty and it stung his tongue. He pulled the mug away from his face and looked inside and made a startling discovery. It was not coffee at all in his mug. It was pee. Chris Tucker had just drank pee. Floating in the pee were soundclouds. GO GRAB THOSE SOUNDCLOUDS AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP TO KNOW WHAT CHRIS TUCKER EXPERIENCED!:

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MOOMBAHTONS   2 comments

Don’t know what to fucking say about this picture. Shit just looks fucked up. Was looking up fucking pictures of cats and guns and this is one of the things that came up. What the fuck is that? We just wanted to have an innocent picture, that was it. Just a cat and a gun. What about all the children who just want cat and gun fucking pictures for their school project? Are they going to be exposed to this fucking disgusting shit? Why is the internet such a stinking vagina stuffed with garbage? We need to clean shit up! But while we do that why don’t we just listen to a whole post of moombahton? GO GRAB THAT SHIT AND LISTEN AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP YOU CUNT HERDERS!

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MORE MOOMBAHTON ABUSE   Leave a comment

This is the actor who is named Daniel Glover again! I so angry now! So angry at the fact that no one listened to me from the last post where I told you about the moombahton will make sexual abuse to you! No one is safe from it! Now there is more of the moombahton to touch you in the special way. No one makes thinks of the children! My fist shakes! STOP HAVING LISTEN TO THE FUCKING MOOMBAHTON! AHHHHHHHHRRRRRRGGGGGG!

GET MORE MOOMBAHTON AFTER THE JUMP FUCKERS!

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