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WMC SONG DUMP   Leave a comment

The battle of the blogs. The battle of stickers. One on the way up. One looking like it’s alienating everyone who has anything to do with it (but who would give a fuck when you just made a song for Usher). Why the fuck is The Dirty Frenchman smiling like a fucking cunt. He should have a mean face on. But he’s a drunk ass. So he smiled for this. Anyway. Sure WMC is almost over but we’re still gonna fucking post all the latest shit you need to wreck parties. WITHOUT FURTHER ADO LET’S GET THIS GOING AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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JON KWEST PRESENTS: THE WINTER MOOMBAHTON 2012 – THE WINTER OF MOOMBAHTON CONFERENCE   Leave a comment

Been wanting to drop this on your asses for a while. This right here is some game changing shit. So many of these tracks are so abstract but they still pop off. The great thing about it is that you get to hear all your favourite classic characters shine like Cam Jus and Pickster & Melo and then you got new cats comin up like Cy Kosis and Don Valdez. It’s really the best of both worlds like Jay-Z and R. Kelly together. The other great thing is that this is being dropped through DJ MAG: THE MAG OF DJS!. GO GRAB THAT FUCKING COMP AND READ THE ARTICLE ON DJ MAG AFTER THE JUMP CUNT-TARDS!

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MOOMBAHLUV 3: THE PHILOSOPHER’S STONE   Leave a comment

All things must come to an end, even love. Even…moombahluv. In this chapter our heroes are confronted with a Valentine’s Day riddle: is Moombahluv possible after the death of Whitney Houston? The answer my surprise you, but one thing is for sure there’ll be a lot of crazy tunes along the way. That fucker Dj UMBS of Generation’s Bass put all of your favourites and a lot of our favourites are on this bitch. King Kong, Jon Kwest, Noms, Feral Is Kinky, Mango Troops, El Nomada, STLKRFOXXX, Saur and much, much more. Make a fucking baby to this shit. If both of you are from the same sex then pretend you are making a baby to this shit. Sky is the limit. Make as many babys as you can. Go for the record. There are two sides to this so you have the time. Still best to get started as early as possible so why don’t we stop talking and start fucking. GO GRAB THE COMP AFTER THE JUMP FUCKNUTS!

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FUCKING MOOMBAH MEGAPOST   Leave a comment

Damn son, where’d you find that sticker? Boom! Another fucker rockin Walmer swag. Who the fuck is this? Fucking babySTEPS. Have you checked out his soundcloud? There is some hot ass music up in that bitch. His remix of Heartbreak’s “Blaze Up” is fucking phenomenal. Basically you need it in your life. But enough chit-chat. What the fuck are we here for? To talk about feelings and shit? No. We’re here to fucking have some sick tunes so let’s go get that hot moombahton AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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MONDAY MUSIC FOR MOTHERFUCKERS   Leave a comment

Who’s computer is this? It’s fucking Noms’! Do you know this dude? No? Check the fuck outta his shit here! He is quite talented and has been producing for less than a year. His Gucci Mane juke song is just pure heat. Wear oven mits when you listen to that shit. Been a few days since we posted. Been busy as fuck partying and spinning so what are you gonna do hate us for living? Fuck. How about we just ut the crap and listen to some tunes. Wanna rep Walmer too? get at us. LET’S GO GRAB SOME HOT ASS TUNES AFTER THE JUMP! THERE HAVE BEEN TOO MANY!

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JON KWEST IS…THE LAST DON. BUY THE FUCK OUT OF IT!   1 comment

Anyone who is not a pussy bitch has already bought this. If you have not, then act fast or else next fight that you get in you will get your ass kicked. Somehow it will be because you never bought Jon Kwest’s The Last Don EP. So what the fuck are you waiting for? Get on it. We are gonna be straight up, this is one of the best EPs to come out in moombahton and is raising the bar for 2012. Not only do Jon Kwest’s original tunes sound dope as fuck where you gizz your pants but you got fucking Jay Fucking Fay, Guapo Fucking Feo, Tactic and then some motherfucker named Gulls who we never heard of before. You all know what we think but what the hell does the ghost of Macho Man Randy Savage think?

It may be hard for my ghost-eyes to ghost-see out of these ghost-glasses because of fucking words written on them. But my ghost-ears can ghost-hear the greatness of Jon Kwest’s new EP.

So there you have it.

FIND THE FUCKING LINK TO BUY THIS SHIT AND LISTEN TO STREAMS AFTER THE JUMP!

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Posted January 17, 2012 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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CRAZY TORONTO NIGHTS   Leave a comment

These are the Buraka Som Sistemas. They fucked the hell outta shit in Toronto on Friday. Big ups to Diggy Scott at Underdog for hooking us the fuck up. We were right in the shit as you can see. Met and re-met some great dudes:

Sto looks like he spilt beer all over himself. He’s here with Conductor from Buraka. When Buraka was on it was so poopin off that people couldn’t fucking deal. Place was packed tighter than a newborn’s vagina. Yeah. We’re disgusting.

Fucking Bear Witness from fucking A Tribe Called Red with the disgusting ass Dirty Frenchman. Damn straight those motherfuckers were playing that night too and they had already got the place going so crazy it was hard to believe that anyone could follow. Only Buraka could pull it off. Enough bullshit though. It was a great show. LET’S GET SOME NEW MUSIC AFTER THE JUMP!

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