Archive for the ‘bmore’ Tag

2DEEP & DJR ARE…OTRA NOCHE! FREE EP!   Leave a comment

ImageHere’s another EP we fucking slept on for a bit. You got two fucking originals from the moombahton dons 2Deep and DJR and then you got fucking remixes from your boys Melo and Quality who deliver the hot hit better than UPS. This ain’t your uncle’s music. This ain’t your fucking second cousin’s. This is your music. This is your time. Grab that shit! AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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Posted March 22, 2012 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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WMC SONG DUMP   Leave a comment

The battle of the blogs. The battle of stickers. One on the way up. One looking like it’s alienating everyone who has anything to do with it (but who would give a fuck when you just made a song for Usher). Why the fuck is The Dirty Frenchman smiling like a fucking cunt. He should have a mean face on. But he’s a drunk ass. So he smiled for this. Anyway. Sure WMC is almost over but we’re still gonna fucking post all the latest shit you need to wreck parties. WITHOUT FURTHER ADO LET’S GET THIS GOING AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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POST SXSW DISCOVERY: DJ SLINK   3 comments

All you fuckers probably knew Dj Slink before. No, that can’t be true actually. Dude has less followers on soundcloud than us. Go now to that link and follow him. Are you back? Ok. Dude killed his set when we saw him at Volstead as part of the Peligrosa show on Saturday night. He can do everything, he makes breaks and bmore and fucking moombahton and tracks that sound like crazy pop music. Let’s go check out his stuff together. GO GRAB THAT SHIT AFTER THE JUMP!

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Posted March 19, 2012 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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SXSW WEAPONRY MEGAPOST!   Leave a comment

ImageNot gonna fuck around talking our smack on this one. Just gonna post the things you need if you’re playing Austin, Miami or even Boise, Idaho. All this shit will bang at your gig. Pure posting of shit. Nothing else. No commentary. GO GRAB ALL OF IT AFTER THE JUMP!

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SOUNDCLOUD BASS VOMITUS   1 comment

If there’s one thing that god wants, it’s for us to post a shitload of tracks this day, a Friday, so you can fulfill your destiny of playing a good set at clubs if you are a dj or maybe you can use this music to impress some one of the opposite or same sex to sleep with you if you do not jockey discs. Either way, this is gonna help you step up your game. So why are you still on this page, you should be clicking after the jump to grab tunes! GO FUCKING GRAB SOME HOT FUCKING BASS MUSIC AFTER THE JUMP FUCKTARDS!

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RIOT EARP SEAPUNK WALMER XCLUSIVE TRACK!   Leave a comment

Hey fucknuts! #Seapunk is back at Walmer with that fucker Riot Earp hitting you hard with his interpretation of underwater exploration called Whales & Bongs. You fucking listen to this while you swim with the whales and use a bong to breathe. That’s how you live in the sea. This track is exclusive to Walmer and we’re fucking happy to get this piece of madness from a musical killer like this mofo. GO GRAB IT AFTER THE JUMP FUCKERS!

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Posted March 1, 2012 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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FREE SHIT: LAUNDRYMIX IS…BOOTY FULL STEP   2 comments

ImageDon’t ask us what the fuck Booty Full Step means but ask yourself “Why have I not downloaded that shit?”. It’s free. It’s not like a fucking movie that will eat up your bandwidth and it’s fucking good. There are no minuses in this. What do you get for your minimal trouble? A tossed salad of dopeness made of different global bass genres like moombahton, baile funk, b-more and other winning shit. It’s energetic, you might get laid if you play it. Lots of reasons. GRAB THAT SHIT AFTER THE JUMP!

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Posted February 28, 2012 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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STICK THESE SOUNDCLOUDS IN YOUR ASS   Leave a comment

It’s the weekend. While we take your mom out for some hot sexing you need some good tunes to distract yourself. You are a lazy fuck. You obviously couldn’t go on soundcloud yourself and start finding shit on your own. That would mean having to turn on your modem, dial up your ISP to connect to the internet and then waiting for 3 hours for one song to download because this is you computer:

Basically your life is terrible. Your mom gets fucked by bloggers and your computer is a phone with internet speeds from 1993. The least we can do is provide you with tunes. GO GRAB THAT SHIT AFTER THE JUMP!

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WEDNESDAY BONUS BASS!   Leave a comment

So it’s been a moombah (also known as moom moom)  fuckfest this week. Lots of new shit. But there is other great shit in other genres that we have had to ignore. So this is the time we are posting that shit. A person cannot live off moombahton alone. You would be going to slow. You would be late all the time. But you would still not be relaxed because you would still be going faster than rap or other bass musics. So let’s grab thos fucking tunes and pretend we have a wide spectrum of tastes beyond moombah based musics AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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THE RETURN OF SOUNDCLOUDS   2 comments

Hey bitch suckers. What the fuck is going the fuck on? What the fuck has gone wrong with this place? Are we some kind of legitimate blog or something that posts actual releases by fuckers instead of just a fucking bunch of soundclouds with swearing and stills from stupid 1980’s films? NO! We are not. We are just a bunch of fucking hacks who don’t do any fucking analysis and say stupid shit and generally bring down the ART and SCIENCE of musical blogging. Music blogging is obviously the most noble of mostly unpaid professions. Anyway. Let’s just stop talking about that stuff and focus instead on music and your mom’s pussy. The most important things. LET’S FUCKING DO THIS AFTER THE JUMP CUNT LICKERS!

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