Tony Matterhorn ft Gappy Ranks – Just Tell Dem (zshare)
Dancehall is the cure for all diseases. No it’s not. But it’s a good music to cleanse your palette after too much ravey music. This song is just a triumphant song with a good message. How can you argue with it? Hypocrites and badmind can never be a friend of yours. Unless you are a sociopath. In that case, you love hypocrisy. If you are looking for some kind of meaningful discussion about this song then we could say that it keeps a more traditional dancehall sound and doesn’t sound like a beat that could be for hip-hop like a lot of tracks these days. Anyway, since we already posted some Tony Matterhorn videos here are some Gappy Ranks videos. Apparently he is concerned about being rich:
In the next video you get to see that there are Louis Vuitton guns available.
This next video proves that Gappy Ranks is rich. He spent sooooo much on it. Avatar better watch out.
This video was shot on the same day as the last one:
Afrojack & Sidney Samson – Quacky (zshare)
If this is what your life looks like then you are so fucked. Everyday is a bad day. In other news, this song is madness. Afrojack has done it again. Sidney Samson has done it again. This is like a dutch house inferno. And what other song can you name that says “donald duck” just before the drop and then becomes insane. Is this song supposed to be about Donald Duck? Are they saying that Donald Duck is crazy? Anyway, if we could just talk to the kids right now. We want to just tell you kids that if you are going to make music, this is what you need to make or whatever is the 2025 version of this. Don’t make deep house. Also, here is a video of the song Riverside. The uk funky version of this song is better:
Drop The Lime – Doomsday Device (zshare)
Hey motherfuckers! Remember the apocalypse? Those were crazy times when an apartment building fell on your dad and your uncle was raped by aliens. Well this song will make you feel like you’re there again with the last seconds of your live ticking away to their inevitable conclusion. This is the song that best represents the way the world was as every alarm that ever existed went off at the same time. What is this genre of music? Alarm bounce? What is Drop The Lime doing? Does he realize this song will cause the collapse of the Iranian government? Is what we’re writing right now offering any ideas of any substance about this music? That’ll be up to a judge to decide. Never let go.
Sia – Clap Your Hands (Diplo Remix) (zshare)
Even though he looks like an asshole here, Diplo is still a mothafuckin great dj and producer. This song is proof. Sure, it takes a long time to get to the point in places but in the end it’s a really interesting song that will make young girls dance like there is a bomb strapped to them that will explode if they stop. Diplo just proves that sometimes djs are famous because they are good. He’s not better than us though. He said so himself. But has has to be pretty good to make the song he did out of this:
That was a nightmare factory.
Mr Vegas – Shut Up (Zshare)
Hot on the heels of yesterday’s DJ’ing lesson comes another courtesy of a guest instructor and a Walmer favourite, Mr. Vegas. He serves up some valuable advice for those DJ’s who think that their voice over a track and their wheeeeeeelin it back is still what’s poppin in 2010. It’s simple advice, and that is just to shut the fuck up…Really, no one wants to hear that shit, who do you think you are anyway?
How’s this bonus song for a mixed message though??? Enjoy..
Mr Vegas – Let Them Talk (Zshare)
Here’s something we came across on the old Soundcloud by our old friends:
Schlachthofbronx – Sai Safarda ft. MC Leka
This shit right here is real mothafuckas. The track just builds and does all this stuff for like 2 minutes and then vocals come in. It’s got like this undertone of insanity in it. Like you are feeling like you are about to go crazy but you are holding it in. Just like you hold in all your feelings. Take off your glasses. Let your hair down. Don’t you see you’re beautiful. But yeah this is some serious heat from the Schlachth or the Bronx or whatever they like to be called. Post apocalyptic baile funk.
Herve – Hot! Drum Attack (zshare)
This one is a heater. Hey djs! We got a tip for you. If you want to make shit really intense then match a slow builder with this and then follow it by mixing another song in that builds really slow. It creates wave after wave of buildup madness and it’s like a carnival of insanity. We have to admit that we had thought Herve was finished (even if he has 100 aliases). No sir, this shit is just like the title says, a hot drum attack that is all dutch housey. This is music for when people are spilling vodka all over each other. Dig it.