Hey, who are those two fucks? Is that Sto of the Walmer Convenience on the left with the famous dj named Mat The Alien at the Bassmentality party of Toronto last night? It just might be. So why don’t we do a post with some of his stuff and other fucking things. A little musical potpourri. Listen to these songs in bed, at the grocery store, in your mom’s vagina. The choice is yours. Go get those tracks AFTER THE JUMP FUCKERS!
Do you know the maniac in this picture? No, not Sto. Besides him. That is Figure aka the motherfuckin monster. This guy murdered Toronto the other night. Besides Crizzly, this man has the toughest drumstep around. If Figure and Crizzly ever battled, dancefloors, speakers, your drink, heads and pussies would explode. And it would be one of the best parties that you ever went, or died to. Big ups to Bassmentality, Daysha, Nav, Figure, and all of T.O. that was out that night.
Is Walmer still on fuckin vacation?! Where the fuck is my music after the jump? Where the fuck is my soundclouds of fuck/shit/pussy/mom/fuck!?! Who the fuck is posting this right now? You and your shitty Acer laptop that keeps freezing sucks!
Not to worry though, The Dirty Frenchman should be back with a vengeance next week. Anything you’ve sent us the past 3 weeks, which we may appear to have slept on, will be filtered through your mom’s pussy soon and shed out through her tears of love and sweat on the dancefloor.
In the meantime though, enjoy this “Where’s Walmer?” trivia music video. Fuck Waldo! Can you spot Plan B? What about The Dirty Frenchman? Here’s the hard one, try and spot Sto. Shouts to our boy Catalog spittin on this one. Hard in the Fall. Trust.
Well, we teach you all about music and videos and soundclouds and Charlie Sheen so we might as well throw in something that we like too!! Come out to Lot 16 on February 12th and learn a little about your bodies and how they work when they fuck!! Dance to the music we play and mimic the rhythmic dance of sex!! You can probably hear songs that Diplo made!! And dubstep, and rap music, and dancehall and all the hard-hitting shit you love to hear The Dirty Frenchman and Plan B play that makes you want to go home after the jam and fuck each other as hard as the music was!!
Look!! A song that Diplo made!! For Chris Brown!! He sure is showing the world that he’s doing better since the ‘incident’, and hiring Diplo to do the main mix instead of just the remix is sure a good way of showing it!!
The Walmer Convenience Blog is not out there to promote copyright infringement and presents the music posted here in order to encourage readers to go out and purchase music from of the featured artists. We recommend http://www.apple.com/itunes/ and http://www.amazon.com/ as good places to purchase music. If you have any questions or comments please contact us: walmer.convenience @ gmail.com
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