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TONIGHT!!!

SPECIAL SATURDAY EDITION TO GET YOU HOOKED SO YOU’LL FUCKIN SHOW UP ON THRUSDAYS!!!

BEER!! POOL!!! MUSIC!!! PARTY!!

RAP, REGGAE, OLD SCHOOL SHIT, NEW SCHOOL SHIT!!! PARTY MUSIC LIKE A MOTHAFUCKA!!!

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Hey, who are those two fucks? Is that Sto of the Walmer Convenience on the left with the famous dj named Mat The Alien at the Bassmentality party of Toronto last night? It just might be. So why don’t we do a post with some of his stuff and other fucking things. A little musical potpourri. Listen to these songs in bed, at the grocery store, in your mom’s vagina. The choice is yours.  Go get those tracks AFTER THE JUMP FUCKERS!

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Do you know the maniac in this picture? No, not Sto. Besides him. That is Figure aka the motherfuckin monster. This guy murdered Toronto the other night.  Besides Crizzly, this man has the toughest drumstep around. If Figure and Crizzly ever battled, dancefloors, speakers, your drink, heads and pussies would explode. And it would be one of the best parties that you ever went, or died to. Big ups to Bassmentality, Daysha, Nav, Figure, and all of T.O. that was out that night.

Is Walmer still on fuckin vacation?! Where the fuck is my music after the jump? Where the fuck is my soundclouds of fuck/shit/pussy/mom/fuck!?! Who the fuck is posting this right now? You and your shitty Acer laptop that keeps freezing sucks!

Not to worry though, The Dirty Frenchman should be back with a vengeance next week. Anything you’ve sent us the past 3 weeks, which we may appear to have slept on, will be filtered through your mom’s pussy soon and shed out through her tears of love and sweat on the dancefloor.

In the meantime though, enjoy this “Where’s Walmer?” trivia music video. Fuck Waldo! Can you spot Plan B? What about The Dirty Frenchman? Here’s the hard one, try and spot Sto. Shouts to our boy Catalog spittin on this one. Hard in the Fall. Trust.

MOOMBAHRAPE/MURDERHALL/CUNTSTEP/ABUSIVE RAP

HEY FUCKCUNTS! JUNE 17TH IS GONNA A BIG MOTHERFUCKIN NIGHT!

DO YOU LIKE RAPS?

DO YOU BEATS?

DO YOU GIZZ OR HAVE LADY JUICE COME OUT WHEN YOU HEAR BASS?

THEN YOU NEED TO GO FOR TOP SHELF

COMING AT YOU LIVE @ THE PORT IN TORONTO:

                                              W A L M E R  F U C K I N G  C O N V E N I E N CE

                                                                                                                              VS

                                  C @ T A L O G

THIS WILL BE ONE FOR THE FUCKING HISTORY BOOKS

WALMER DROPPING BEATS

C@TALOG DROPPING RHYMES

CHEAP FUCKING BOOZE FOR YOU BROKE ASS CUNTS

DO 10 LINES OF BLOW AND THEN GO HERE AND BREAK A BOTTLE OVER YOUR OWN HEAD

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BIG THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO CAME TO PARKING LOT PIMPIN‘ AT THE CRAWFORD ON FRIDAY NIGHT, SHIT WAS OFF THE MEAT RACK

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GINA

WATCH THIS SHIT FUCKIN BANGS

DOWNLOAD THE BENJAMIN FLOCKA MIXTAPE FREE HERE

COME TO THE RIVOLI ON THURSDAY

COME TO THIS ON FRIDAY

ATTEND IT ON THE FACEBOOK

AT EASE

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Well, we teach you all about music and videos and soundclouds and Charlie Sheen so we might as well throw in something that we like too!! Come out to Lot 16 on February 12th and learn a little about your bodies and how they work when they fuck!! Dance to the music we play and mimic the rhythmic dance of sex!!  You can probably hear songs that Diplo made!! And dubstep, and rap music, and dancehall and all the hard-hitting shit you love to hear The Dirty Frenchman and Plan B play that makes you want to go home after the jam and fuck each other as hard as the music was!!

PEEP IT ON THE FACEBOOK

Look!! A song that Diplo made!! For Chris Brown!! He sure is showing the world that he’s doing better since the ‘incident’, and hiring Diplo to do the main mix instead of just the remix is sure a good way of showing it!!

Look At Me Now – Chris Brown ft. Busta Rhymes & Lil Wayne (Zshare)

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As the Dirty Frenchman packs up his gear to head home in the next few days from his Heart of Darkness Tour in Vietnam, Cambodia and Thailand, the Walmer fort sends out the appropriate carrier pigeons to wait for him at Pearson for his next mission in the city on Friday, January 28th the BLOC BUSTER at BLOC 22 aka The Return. With memories of cannibalism and warlording still fresh on his mind from his tour, the Frenchman will have to turn to minus cold degrees and pussy blistering beats once again. Alongside DJ JOHN CORTES and D.JAEMIN, these men will bring it to your girlfriends chest like Koreans on kimchi.  FREE vodka before 11, Bmore bangers, no cover, Dancehall Electro, bottle service, daggerin, hip hop and booze. 587 College St West of Bathurst. This date will be the return party for the Dirty one, but also the assassination of NY for another affiliate..

 

Fresh off his victory at the Battle of Duttysburg on NYE at Lot 16, Plan B also begins to pack his bags, but for his own mission on Friday, January 28th to the Marino Goods Release Party at Memes NYC – 3 Great Jones St. OPEN BAR with The Nana Castro Show. 7:30pm to 11:30pm. It has been proclaimed that Devastator will transform once Plan B hits the decks to spin the style of Rap that he was conceived to and always born to play. Nothing but proper hockey jersies and camo type hip hop; true heaterz for the streets where they came from. The term “Murderation” will be considered an understatement when Plan B finishes with this release party.

Two countries. One mission. Domination.

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Yeah, you fuckers showed up in force the other night. Plan B  and Destro were fucking ears the fuck up all night. The place was packed and the sounds were bumpin. Thanks to everyone who showed up and be prepared for more fucking madness from us all year.

PICS BITCHES

MORE PICS!!

 

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No, not that kind!!! The kind that comes out of speakers and makes you move your ass. Come out to Lot 16 on Queen Street and have the time of your life. Plan B and Destro will be DJ’ing crazy-like!! Radio faves!! Obscure stuff too!! Lotsa rap music and crazy shit being played all while the bar sells you alcoholic beverages to enhance the experience!!

These guys are gonna make songs like this

Sound like this

Crazy huh??

Yeah, we could have been a little less literal with that one but we got shit to do and you need to just show up tonight…see you there.