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FUCKIN RIVVIN ‘ER   Leave a comment

TONIGHT!!!

SPECIAL SATURDAY EDITION TO GET YOU HOOKED SO YOU’LL FUCKIN SHOW UP ON THRUSDAYS!!!

BEER!! POOL!!! MUSIC!!! PARTY!!

RAP, REGGAE, OLD SCHOOL SHIT, NEW SCHOOL SHIT!!! PARTY MUSIC LIKE A MOTHAFUCKA!!!

THE THURSDAY AFTER   Leave a comment

Hey, who are those two fucks? Is that Sto of the Walmer Convenience on the left with the famous dj named Mat The Alien at the Bassmentality party of Toronto last night? It just might be. So why don’t we do a post with some of his stuff and other fucking things. A little musical potpourri. Listen to these songs in bed, at the grocery store, in your mom’s vagina. The choice is yours.  Go get those tracks AFTER THE JUMP FUCKERS!

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DRUMSTEP MAYHEM IN T.O.   Leave a comment

Do you know the maniac in this picture? No, not Sto. Besides him. That is Figure aka the motherfuckin monster. This guy murdered Toronto the other night.  Besides Crizzly, this man has the toughest drumstep around. If Figure and Crizzly ever battled, dancefloors, speakers, your drink, heads and pussies would explode. And it would be one of the best parties that you ever went, or died to. Big ups to Bassmentality, Daysha, Nav, Figure, and all of T.O. that was out that night.

Is Walmer still on fuckin vacation?! Where the fuck is my music after the jump? Where the fuck is my soundclouds of fuck/shit/pussy/mom/fuck!?! Who the fuck is posting this right now? You and your shitty Acer laptop that keeps freezing sucks!

Not to worry though, The Dirty Frenchman should be back with a vengeance next week. Anything you’ve sent us the past 3 weeks, which we may appear to have slept on, will be filtered through your mom’s pussy soon and shed out through her tears of love and sweat on the dancefloor.

In the meantime though, enjoy this “Where’s Walmer?” trivia music video. Fuck Waldo! Can you spot Plan B? What about The Dirty Frenchman? Here’s the hard one, try and spot Sto. Shouts to our boy Catalog spittin on this one. Hard in the Fall. Trust.

MORNING FUCKING ANNOUNCEMENTS TO TORONTO AND THE FUCKING WORLD!   2 comments

HEY FUCKCUNTS! JUNE 17TH IS GONNA A BIG MOTHERFUCKIN NIGHT!

DO YOU LIKE RAPS?

DO YOU BEATS?

DO YOU GIZZ OR HAVE LADY JUICE COME OUT WHEN YOU HEAR BASS?

THEN YOU NEED TO GO FOR TOP SHELF

COMING AT YOU LIVE @ THE PORT IN TORONTO:

                                              W A L M E R  F U C K I N G  C O N V E N I E N CE

                                                                                                                              VS

                                  C @ T A L O G

THIS WILL BE ONE FOR THE FUCKING HISTORY BOOKS

WALMER DROPPING BEATS

C@TALOG DROPPING RHYMES

CHEAP FUCKING BOOZE FOR YOU BROKE ASS CUNTS

DO 10 LINES OF BLOW AND THEN GO HERE AND BREAK A BOTTLE OVER YOUR OWN HEAD

MOOMBAHRAPE/MURDERHALL/CUNTSTEP/ABUSIVE RAP


TO DO:   1 comment

BIG THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO CAME TO PARKING LOT PIMPIN‘ AT THE CRAWFORD ON FRIDAY NIGHT, SHIT WAS OFF THE MEAT RACK

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GINA

WATCH THIS SHIT FUCKIN BANGS

DOWNLOAD THE BENJAMIN FLOCKA MIXTAPE FREE HERE

COME TO THE RIVOLI ON THURSDAY

COME TO THIS ON FRIDAY

ATTEND IT ON THE FACEBOOK

AT EASE

CLASS IS NOW IN SESSION: TEACHING SEX ED   1 comment

TEACH-FUCKING!!   1 comment

Well, we teach you all about music and videos and soundclouds and Charlie Sheen so we might as well throw in something that we like too!! Come out to Lot 16 on February 12th and learn a little about your bodies and how they work when they fuck!! Dance to the music we play and mimic the rhythmic dance of sex!!  You can probably hear songs that Diplo made!! And dubstep, and rap music, and dancehall and all the hard-hitting shit you love to hear The Dirty Frenchman and Plan B play that makes you want to go home after the jam and fuck each other as hard as the music was!!

PEEP IT ON THE FACEBOOK

Look!! A song that Diplo made!! For Chris Brown!! He sure is showing the world that he’s doing better since the ‘incident’, and hiring Diplo to do the main mix instead of just the remix is sure a good way of showing it!!

Look At Me Now – Chris Brown ft. Busta Rhymes & Lil Wayne (Zshare)

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