MUSIC SHIT! ALSO IT’S FUCKING CANADA DAY

My name is Coolio. I have a lesson to teach you today. Don’t be like me. If you are asking yourself  “What should I do next?” then just do the opposite of what I did. Like don’t make the song Gangster’s Paradise. Don’t get caught with crack. Don’t ever have a photo like this taken of yourself. In fact, to be real with you, this fucking photo tells my whole story right here. I look like someone who needs to get punched in the face. I look goofy. I look like Weird Al could be doing the same pose. No one from rap should ever appear in a way that Weird Al could. I’ve got six kids from four moms. Christmas fucking sucks. I made an album in 2003 called “Coolio.com”. What was I thinking? That is the worst name ever. It’s like a joke name. Except it’s real. I fucking chose that name. I’m fucking Coolio.

I’m fucking Coolio

Coolio is who I am.

“Coolio.com”

I’m Ghostdad

GRAB SOME FUCKING TUNES AFTER THE JUMP!

Crookers – Dr Gonzo Anthem (Neki Stranac Moombahton Edit)

Mosca Verde – SKELETONS

SL Jones – Michael Jordan (Produced By Lex Luger)

Hangover (BaBaBa) (zAK-MATIC Remix)

311 – Amber (Chubby Fingers Dubstep Bootleg) FREE DOWNLOAD!

Bro Safari ft LeDoom – Tempora

Nicki Minaj – Moment 4 Life (Gobby Zs Zombies In Love MOOMBAHTON edit)

DHS – The House Of God (Melé Re-Edit)

Sean Paul – Got 2 Luv U (Feat. Alexis Jordan)

These Furrows – Duke (High Rankin Remix) FREE DOWNLOAD

05 – Sazon Booya & Willie Bones – Bam Bam

Philly Shit (Special ReKwest) – Young Chris

Terravita – Teach me how to Dougie (LeDoom Mix)

Stinkin Money Moomba feat Merital and Gappy Ranks

The O’Jays – Now That We Found Love (Theory re-chunk)

RORSCHACH BEATS – Who Is Rorschach? (FREE) COTTONMOUTH ALIAS

The Switch (Skinny Friedman and DJ Ayres Remix)

Torito Bandido – Saya De San Benito [Chong X Remix]