Archive for July 22, 2011

RIFF RAFF ANIMATED SWAG   Leave a comment

Let’s hope this cartoon is a weekly Saturday morning thing going forward..

TRAP AND MOOMBAHTON: TRAP RAVE?   Leave a comment

Her bros! Are you fucking fans of the rap musics? Are you fans of the trap musics? Are you fans of the moombahtons? If you said yes to all these then you will love this new Trap Rave EP from Skinny Friedman. If you said no to any of those then you will hate it. Or maybe not. Maybe you will be like “Walmer can’t fucking tell me what I’m gonna think and feel. I’m gonna fucking like this just to show them. Fuck Walmer Conveneince”. Spite is the best reason to like things it’s true. So go grab this shit. The link and the streams for the songs are after the jump. You have to fucking tweet his shit to get the free download and then its like “So I have to fucking have twitter to grab that shit?”. If you don’t have twitter then go fuck yourself. If you do have twitter than GO GRAB THIS AFTER THAT JUMP FUCKERS!:

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TERROR TONE IS GONNA DROP AN EP AUGUST 8TH. WILL YOU BE THERE?   Leave a comment

Do not adjust your screen. I’m not a lesbian. No. I’m celebrity dj Paul Oakenfold™. I fuckin’ play Will Smith’s birthday parties. I fuckin’ play clubs in Ibiza where they have blow parties and Richard Gere is putting blow into hamsters and then putting the hamsters into his asshole. That’s Ibiza. That’s fucking life. But I’m not just here to talk about Richard Gere’s asshole. No way. Not today. I’m here to talk about the man from Toronto named Terror Tone. He likes to make the bass music. You probably think I only like trance or other shitty music, but I don’t just like that drivel. I also am a fan of the future garage and the bassline and the United Kingdom Funky musical style. Terror Tone’s Bad Love EP  is some good ass shit in that style. But don’t take my fucking word for it, Paul Oakenfold’s word. No. Listen to it yourself AFTER THAT FUCKING JUMP and buy The Bad Love EP on the Beatport or the iTunes or the Juno Download on August 8th:

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A$AP ROCKY – PESOS   Leave a comment

Ever since this video for Everything’s Purple dropped motherfuckers have been fiending for the track at the end of it…here it is..

A$AP Rocky – Pesos (Limelinx)

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