Archive for June 2011

2 FUCKING MIXTAPES OF MOOMBAH (AND OTHER SHIT) AND MURDER AND THE ESSENCE OF FUCK   1 comment

We knew about this when it came out but we are lazy fuckers who hate to copy and paste and upload shit and write like a bunch of monkeys. We sometimes get high. We sometimes start playing Angry Birds and then it’s 1am and our lives passed us by. We are fallible human beings. Maybe we were with your mom making sweet love to her to get her pregnant and then she gave birth to you. We were busy making you! Give us a break! Oh yeah and we are your dad.

Anyway here is the latest Javier Estrada mixtape. It’s dope. It’s fly. Fly is back. Deal with it. Download is after the jump and then we have another hot ass treat from babySTEPS and 2DEEP. They gizz the moombah into your ear and you like it. CLICK THE FUCKING JUMP:

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JULY 16TH IS THE GONNA BE THE TOP SHIT   Leave a comment

W A L M E R

F U C K I N G

C O N V E N I E N C E

VS

S L O W E D

GET ON THAT SHIT

IF YOU SEE ONE POINT EM OUT   1 comment

HATERS GONNA HATE

 

 

Couple more after the flipper..

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BUSY SIGNAL WORRIES ABOUT SHIT   Leave a comment

Posted June 28, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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FUCKING NEKI STRANAC FUCKING FESTIVAL OF MAGIC AND FUCKING MUSIC   Leave a comment

Hey assmunchers. Have you heard of Neki Stranac? He some kind of Serbian robot that came out of a laboratory and he was programmed to just make a shitload of edits. He hates original tunes like an asshole and hopes to have all original tunes eliminated by the year 2014. After that, there will be no new music. It will just be old songs edited. The future is now. He is also a bully. He never sleeps. He already made like 4 edits in the last 24 hours. Maybe 5.  Taste them AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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DID YOU GO TO THE PARTY LAST NIGHT?   1 comment

Did you know that when you put your ear up against a Grammy award you can hear the sound of money being printed? Oh hi. Didn’t see you there. I’m David Oswald Guetta. Did you make it to the party last night? It was fucked. There was blow everywhere. It was as if the party was held in a snow globe. A snow globe that gets you high. It was crazy.


There was like some astro-space black dude there who djed with me called Bill-I-Am and he is from a place called Black Iced Peace. He is a pretty cool for an alien. He did the most blow of all of us. What a champ. We didn’t play any of these songs that are posted AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP! We just listened Sean Kingston sing all of Justin Bieber’s songs while Fergie shot ping pong balls out of her asshole and pussy at the same time.

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HIP HOP IS BACK   Leave a comment

New 1017 Frenchie video

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bringing Gangsta Back is out… We had lost hope.. Just rhymin’ wit the garbage

 

 

 

More fucking shit after the flip

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