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SAZON BOOYA AND THE MIRACLE OF FUCK   Leave a comment

Have you ever shit your pants in public? Have you ever had pee drip out of your penis or vagina in front of the opposite or same sex or animals or whatever it is you like to have stimulate your genitalia? It can be terrifying, but also exhilarating but embarrassing. We don’t really know what the fuck this has to do with Sazon Booya which is the combination of the Mr Vega and of the Dj Sav. The tone is really much more reggaeton. It will fuck your face with magic. Have a listen and a few freebies AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP:

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MUSIC SHIT! ALSO IT’S FUCKING CANADA DAY   Leave a comment

My name is Coolio. I have a lesson to teach you today. Don’t be like me. If you are asking yourself  “What should I do next?” then just do the opposite of what I did. Like don’t make the song Gangster’s Paradise. Don’t get caught with crack. Don’t ever have a photo like this taken of yourself. In fact, to be real with you, this fucking photo tells my whole story right here. I look like someone who needs to get punched in the face. I look goofy. I look like Weird Al could be doing the same pose. No one from rap should ever appear in a way that Weird Al could. I’ve got six kids from four moms. Christmas fucking sucks. I made an album in 2003 called “Coolio.com”. What was I thinking? That is the worst name ever. It’s like a joke name. Except it’s real. I fucking chose that name. I’m fucking Coolio.

I’m fucking Coolio

Coolio is who I am.

“Coolio.com”

I’m Ghostdad

GRAB SOME FUCKING TUNES AFTER THE JUMP!

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