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MUSIC SHIT! ALSO IT’S FUCKING CANADA DAY   Leave a comment

My name is Coolio. I have a lesson to teach you today. Don’t be like me. If you are asking yourself  “What should I do next?” then just do the opposite of what I did. Like don’t make the song Gangster’s Paradise. Don’t get caught with crack. Don’t ever have a photo like this taken of yourself. In fact, to be real with you, this fucking photo tells my whole story right here. I look like someone who needs to get punched in the face. I look goofy. I look like Weird Al could be doing the same pose. No one from rap should ever appear in a way that Weird Al could. I’ve got six kids from four moms. Christmas fucking sucks. I made an album in 2003 called “Coolio.com”. What was I thinking? That is the worst name ever. It’s like a joke name. Except it’s real. I fucking chose that name. I’m fucking Coolio.

I’m fucking Coolio

Coolio is who I am.

“Coolio.com”

I’m Ghostdad

GRAB SOME FUCKING TUNES AFTER THE JUMP!

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SOUNDCLOUDS SHOVED SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THEY CAME OUT YOUR MOUTH   Leave a comment

Hello fucks! Do you know who the fuck I am? I’m fucking Colonel Sanders. Yeah. That’s fucking  right. I’m dead. So dead. But I came the fuck back to life to write for the Walmer Convenience Musical Blog. You don’t even know what the fuck I’ve been up to! I’ve been making fried chicken for Jesus! He fucking loves it! Eats that shit every fucking meal. Motherfucker is fat as fuck now but he still gets all the bitches because he’s fucking Jesus! But whatever, I’m not here to talk about my boring life doing blow off of angel tits and having “cloud parties” (think of the dirtiest shit you can imagine and then multiply by 100). No, my job is to show the the songs that menat the most to me during my time on Earth. Sure most of these fucks weren’t born yet when I died but that’s not important. What is important is the music. Let’s fucking listen. AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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EL MUSICOS   Leave a comment

Hey fucknutters! Here’s some more tunes to set ears on fire and maybe you can dance on the weekend and maybe it will be with people at the club and not by yourself where you masturbate after and you have problems. Get on that shit! Click on READ MORE!

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DANCEHALL MEDECINE   1 comment

Tony Matterhorn ft Gappy Ranks – Just Tell Dem (zshare)

Dancehall is the cure for all diseases. No it’s not. But it’s a good music to cleanse your palette after too much ravey music. This song is just a triumphant song with a good message. How can you argue with it? Hypocrites and badmind can never be a friend of yours. Unless you are a sociopath. In that case, you love hypocrisy. If you are looking for some kind of meaningful discussion about this song then we could say that it keeps a more traditional dancehall sound and doesn’t sound like a beat that could be for hip-hop like a lot of tracks these days. Anyway, since we already posted some Tony Matterhorn videos here are some Gappy Ranks videos. Apparently he is concerned about being rich:

In the next video you get to see that there are Louis Vuitton guns available.

This next video proves that Gappy Ranks is rich. He spent sooooo much on it. Avatar better watch out.

This video was shot on the same day as the last one:

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