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CONTINUED SXSW COVERAGE!: INTERVIEW WITH LEDOOM!   Leave a comment

Are you guys excited yet for SXSW? No? Oh you will not be there? Well that sucks. But we will! And so will a lot of people so maybe you should stop being so self centered and start thinking about how you can help other people to be happy. No we got an interview with the fucking man LeDoom! Like Pickster, LeDoom can fuck with any type of sound you can think of. He’s mainly known for the hard shit but dude has made tracks that verge on cumbia and moombahsoul too. Since dude is in San Antonio you can be sure he’s gonna be all over SXSW. He sent us all the shows he will be part of and literally it’s like fucking 10 or 12 (maybe we are exagerating but still it’s alot). What does LeDoom think of SXSW and life in general? Why don’t you find out after the jump? GO READ THE INTERVIEW AND CHECK OUT A MIX OF UPCOMING SHIT FROM THE MAN AFTER THE JUMP!

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Posted March 6, 2012 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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EL CUCO STRIKES AGAIN! BEAUTY BRAIN & POISOUND ARE…BULLFIGHTER   Leave a comment

El Cuco is like your best friend, you know that they are just gonna deliver solidly day in and day out. Name a bad release from them. You fucking can’t. This new shit called Bullfighter by Beauty Brain & Poisound keeps the fucking winning streak alive. Shit is like moombahton with the structure of grunge and spanish flair. You like hard sounds mixed with soft? This has it!. You want fucking flamenco guitar on a motherfuckin track? Here we are. So go to motherfucking Beatport and grab that. LINK AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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SANTERON IS…QUE TE PISO. BUY IT TODAY!   Leave a comment

So those El Cuco fuckers sent us this fucking new heat (they always got heat). This dude Santeron is like some fucking Cuban dude, living in Cuba, who got his music out via mule(?). Crazy. Apparently, internet censorship in Cuba is really tight and you can’t even download and upload files and shit. Here we were this whole time thinking it was some kind of lazy dictatorship where you are lacking of some rights but you got the sunshine and the beach and shit. Never knew it was like that. No matter what this is great music. So really we are fucking lucky as hell to get a chance to buy it. What you should do is go buy this track. Where? RIGHT AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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Posted February 24, 2012 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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EL CUCO STRIKES AGAIN: 357 MAGNUM IS…GOJIRA   Leave a comment

What do you do on the day before the Christmas holidays begin? YOU GET THE FUCKING .357 MAGNUM GOJIRA  EP! That’s right fuckers! El Cuco is back like the chick you got pregnant last summer. Not only do you have an amazing as fuck original track on this bitch but you also have remixes from those crazy Sazon Booya dudes and ETC!ETC!. So what do you do now? Do you cry like a bitch? Why would you do that? You’re weird. No. You click after the jump, you stream the tracks and then you buy that shit on Beatport. GO CLICK AFTER THE JUMP FOR SOME MOOMBAH MADNESS ASSFUCKS!

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LEDOOM IS…DOOMBAH! BUY IT THE FUCK NOW ASSHOLES!   1 comment

Hey assfaces. Are you enjoying your morning? Does that even make sense to you? Is it even the morning where you are? Go to where it’s fucking morning. Are you there? Good. This came out on fucking Friday of last week but we are slow ass bitches so we are telling you about it now. What is Doombah? How does it compare to moombah? Why don’t we ask a fucking scientist?

Walmer: What are you working on?

Scientist: A better AIDS

Walmer: What is the difference between Moombah & Doombah?

Scientist: I don’t fucking know. Do I look like I give a shit about that stuff? Get the fuck outta here!

Alright well that failed. Scientists are assholes. Fuck those nerds. All you need to know that these tracks are gonna knock your socks off, knock girls’ panties off and if you played them at your office they would punch your fucking boss in the face. Boom. BUY THAT MOOMBAH DOOMBAH GOODNESS AFTER THE JUMP AND TASTE THE TEASER MIX IF YOU NEED TO BE CONVINCED MORE YOU FUCKING WEAK ASSHATS!

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Posted December 12, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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EL CUCO PENETRATES HARDER WITH RICHIE AUGUST’S RESPECT MINE EP   Leave a comment

We are late with this. Whatever. Does writing about this after everyone else make it less fucking good. Who the fuck knows? Maybe that is the way the universe works. Anyway, here’s the Respect Mine EP by Richie August. Never heard of him before. Apparently he like the month of August since that’s his fucking name. That was a stupid joke. All you need to know is that El Cuco hits hard once again. This is one of the more interesting fucking labels in moombahton/moombahcore because they really seem like fuckers who are taking shit to new places and carving a distinct path. Good work assholes! Check out a free download from Richie August and find the link to buy the EP at Beatport AFTER THE JUMP CUNT MOUTHS!

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Posted October 24, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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THE SOUNDCLOUDS YOU WROTE ABOUT IN YOUR DIARY   1 comment

Hey little baby, you gonna cry and write about your period in your diary? You gonna go in front of the mirror and tell yourself that you got a big dick or if you’re a girl that you have big fucking vagina? Is that something that girls care about? Who has the biggest vagina? Is that like some kind of secret sisterhood hierarchy? No? Have you guessed we’re all dudes by how misogynistic we are? Yes? What about applying your powers of deduction to deducing why these tracks are so hot. Which fucking tracks? THE ONES AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP FUCKERS!

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