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MORE WALMER SXSW INSANITY!   Leave a comment

MOOOMBAHTON MEGA PARTY

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ALL MOOMBAHTON POST IN YOUR FUCKING FACE LIKE A SLAP   Leave a comment

Hey bros! Do you have any blow? It’s me again, John C Reilly. I’m just was looking to score blow but also just wanted to tell you about fucking moombahton music and how I listen to it on my free time. I know I look like Colonel Sanders. I’m playing fucking Colonel Sanders in the movie about his fucking life. Yeah, it’s big. But the thing is, I need blow to play him. I need blow and then I do it and I listen to moombahton and then I “become” Colonel Sanders. His mind was like blow and moombahton mixed. That’s how he came up with the secret recipe for fried chicken that everyone wanted to eat like assholes. I was hanging out with Emilio Estevez on the weekend and he had great blow. He always had great blow. We always have good times out on the town me and him. You guys should come too. You know what, I’m just gonna fucking call Emilio. Forget the blow. I’m just gonna get it from him. Here take this moombahton though. GO GRAB A SHITLOAD OF MOOMBAHTON TRACKS AFTER THE JUMP CUNTS!

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MENDEZ IS: ADVENTURES IN ULTRACORE VOL 1!   Leave a comment

Do you fucking like moombahcore? WHAT ABOUT ULTRACORE YOU FUCKS? YEAH WE FUCKING YELLING BITCHES! THAT’S HOW YOU FUCKING BLOG! YOU YELL THE WORDS! IN WRITING! THE REAL REASON THAT THIS IS CALLED ULTRACORE IS THAT IT IS MADE UP OF FUCKING MOOMBAHCORE REMIXES OF ULTRAGORE RECORDINGS TRACKS! GET IT? ULTRAGORE + MOOMBAHCORE = ULTRACORE! IT’S CALLED MATH ASSHOLES! WITH FUCKERS LIKE BARE, SLUGGO, BRO SAFARI, BORGORE AND NERD RAGE ON THAT LABEL YOU KNOW THAT SHIT IS GONNA HIT HARDER THEN YOUR ESTRANGED FATHER HIT YOU AS A CHILD! BIG UPS EL CUCO RECORDINGS FOR BRINGING MORE FIRE! BASICALLY THIS SHIT IS AMAZING SO GO FUCKING BUY IT AND SAMPLE SOME OF IT AND GET A FREE FUCKING TRACK AFTER THE JUMP!

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GET PICKSTER’S THE RISE OF MOOMBAHTON   1 comment

Pop quiz hotshot! The Pickster comp “The Rise Of Moombahton: Today We Were Kings” comes at your fucking face at 60 miles per hour. What do you do? Boom! Trick question. It’s music. You put it onto your computer and you dj that shit til your hands, ears and eyes bleed. This comp will not wash your fucking car and finger your girlfriend while you watch CSI: Miami. No. But it’s gonna donkey punch your senses and give your brain a dirty sanchez. Who the fuck is on this? Pickster? Melo? Sluggo? Ledoom? Mendez? ETC!ETC! Chong X? Jon Kwest? Jay Fay? Skinny Friedman? Jake Twell? Jamrock? Javier Estrada? UFO!? Apt One? Bro Safari? Other dudes we don’t know? You would be ok with just one of these dudes on some shit but now you got them all in one place and it becomes fucking explosive. So do what you have to do. Take the fucking Nestea™ plunge into this shit. You’ll be covered in ice tea but you’ll be loving your fucking life. GRAB THE COMP AND STREAM THE FUCK OUT OF IT AFTER THE JUMP FUCK FACES!

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MURDERCLOUDS   Leave a comment


Why did we post this building. It looks kinda crazy. We don’t know where the fuck it is or what the fuck it is. Do you live in this? If you live here it looks like you would have to be some kind of sinister motherfucker plotting shit and eye fucking women on a regular and hurting animals and shit and generally being a fucking creep. That’s your life. You just sit in a high backed chair all fucking day. Don’t know why but you fucking do. Anyway LET’S GO GRAB SOME FUCKING SOUNDCLOUDS AFTER THE JUMP!

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OPERATION BUY THIS: BRO SAFARI & UFO! – FUTURE PRIMITIVE   Leave a comment

Do you like awesome moombahcore and moombahton? Then buy this fucking album. The only thing it will cost you is money and your composure because you will fucking lose it. This is tank driving music. El Cuco Recordings brings out the heavy artillery. Bro Safari and UFO! used fucking bazookas and rocket launchers to make this shit. Link to buy this and the preview mix ARE AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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THE SOUNDCLOUDS YOU WROTE ABOUT IN YOUR DIARY   1 comment

Hey little baby, you gonna cry and write about your period in your diary? You gonna go in front of the mirror and tell yourself that you got a big dick or if you’re a girl that you have big fucking vagina? Is that something that girls care about? Who has the biggest vagina? Is that like some kind of secret sisterhood hierarchy? No? Have you guessed we’re all dudes by how misogynistic we are? Yes? What about applying your powers of deduction to deducing why these tracks are so hot. Which fucking tracks? THE ONES AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP FUCKERS!

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