Archive for August 2011

THURSDAYS WE DO THIS:   Leave a comment

 

 

 

NO FUCKING COVER

DANCEHALL/RAP/PARTY TUNES

 

 

 

Posted August 31, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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NEW SOUNDCLOUDS FROM OLD TOWNS   Leave a comment

You went up to a village to see your fucking grandparents. They live in the mountains. All the mountains have caves in the shapes of pussies. That’s how mountains are. Look it up in the fucking dictionary. That’s where you learn things. In the pussy caves there are new hot soundclouds for you to discover. You do a line of blow off a breast. You’re fucking ready now. GO IN THERE AND GET THOSE TUNES AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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SMOKE ONE   Leave a comment

 

Part 2 & 3 after the jump…

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MIXTAPE ORGY   Leave a comment

Hey ass fuckers! We got two fucking mixtapes to tell you about today. The first one is by David “We Were Away When He Came To Toronto” Heartbreak. It’s a collection of remixes by Toronto creep masters The Weeknd. Shit’s hot like shit that just came out of an asshole. Fresh like that too. And it’s not all moombahton. IS MOOMBAH OVER? IS NU-JUKE THE BIG NEW FUCKING THING? You be the judge! Taste and download the new Heartbreak/The Weeknd EP and grab the new DJ MADD OD Kingdom EP too because you never fucking doubted you liked moombahton, you just discovered it last week and you love it sooooooooooooooo much. GO GET THOSE MIXTAPES AFTER THE JUMP FUCKERS! THE WORLD ENDS IN 2012!

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GLOBAL BASS MEETS RAP: NEW UNCLE MURDA COLLAB   1 comment

Is it too early to build a fucking statue to person who is still alive? Is it poor etiquette to name your unborn child who is so unborn they are just a sperm Uncle Murda? Was it decided that after the DEVASTATION of Hurricane Irene that the only thing that could help America get back on it’s feet would be a collab like this? Global Bass wunderkind Uncle Murda is back and fucking collaborating with American Rap royalty French Montana, Jadakiss, Styles P, Jim Jones, Vado and Cam’ron! GO GRAB THAT FUCKING SONG AFTER THE JUMP!:

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RAP IS BACK FROM VACATION TOO, FUCKS   Leave a comment

Yeah, not only moombah gets to fucking relax round this bitch..

While we were away this came out, did you get it? You should have so here it is for free…It features all your mom’s favorite Coke Boys, French Montana, Chinx Drugz, Flip, Cheeze, Charlie Rock and even Global Bass pioneer Uncle Murda.. Click the fucking pic to download it.

This is on it..

Lambo version and more good shit after the flip bitch…

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SOUNDCLOUDS WAITING FOR THE FUCKING TRAIN   Leave a comment

Hey cunts for brains! It’s a fucking Monday! Aren’t you happy to go back to your pitiful work lives! Haha! It’s fucking happy time! Go shoot yourselves in the head! Anyway. Still so many soundclouds of goodness falling into our ears. Too many. People need to stop making so much good free music. Make bad expensive music like LMFAO or Ke$ha. They know how to make fucking money in this biz. Those should be all your role models. Make note of that aspiring musicians and producers. in the meantime take peoples free shit AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!:

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