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BASSKETBALL   Leave a comment

The Dirty Fucking Fremchman never saw Baseketball. He was probably readings books like a bitch. You hear that kids? Only bitches read books. Don’t read. Don’t stand out by being smart. No one likes smart people. In a sense, being smart is stupid. Make that your slogan. Anyway. There has been so much shit coming out music wise that we can’t keep the fuck up. Also we like to drink. If you drink you feel like fucking puking. If you feel like fucking puking it’s hard to be funny. That’s our life. WHY DON’T YOU GO GRAB SOME FUCKING TRACKS FOR THE FUCKING WEEKEND WHILE WE CHUG WATER AND MUNCH ADVILS!

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SOUNDCLOUDS AS GOOD AS FUCKING GOLD!   Leave a comment

Do you love fucking gold? Do you fucking only drink Goldschlager and wear gold shoes like this?:

Sometimes music can be worth more than gold. Mostly it is not. It’s way fucking better to have more gold than music. You can say the opposite but you’re wrong. Why the fuck are there fuckers in every town with ads on TV telling you to sell you gold to them. No one makes ads for selling them fucking music. “WE BUY YOUR OLD BROKEN MUSIC! TRADE MUSIC FOR CA$H!”. That never happens. So why don’t we go and listen to very affordably priced music AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP ASSHOLES!

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THE RETURN OF SOUNDCLOUDS   2 comments

Hey bitch suckers. What the fuck is going the fuck on? What the fuck has gone wrong with this place? Are we some kind of legitimate blog or something that posts actual releases by fuckers instead of just a fucking bunch of soundclouds with swearing and stills from stupid 1980’s films? NO! We are not. We are just a bunch of fucking hacks who don’t do any fucking analysis and say stupid shit and generally bring down the ART and SCIENCE of musical blogging. Music blogging is obviously the most noble of mostly unpaid professions. Anyway. Let’s just stop talking about that stuff and focus instead on music and your mom’s pussy. The most important things. LET’S FUCKING DO THIS AFTER THE JUMP CUNT LICKERS!

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TUESDAY TITTY FUCKFEST   Leave a comment

Hey bros. I’m former comedian Edward Murphy. The problem with all the people and the fucking critics that watch my movies is that they don’t get that they are not meant to be funny. They are all meant to be serious. That’s why there’s no fucking laughs. It’s not like I forgot how to make people laugh, it’s that I don’t want to make them laugh. Now does it make sense? All I want in life is to make people not laugh and always have a pair of titties that I can do blow off of with 6 feet of me. Give me those two things and I’ll be fucking happy. Sometimes I also like to listen to fucking tunes though. Why don’t we have a listen AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP:

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MUSIC SHIT! ALSO IT’S FUCKING CANADA DAY   Leave a comment

My name is Coolio. I have a lesson to teach you today. Don’t be like me. If you are asking yourself  “What should I do next?” then just do the opposite of what I did. Like don’t make the song Gangster’s Paradise. Don’t get caught with crack. Don’t ever have a photo like this taken of yourself. In fact, to be real with you, this fucking photo tells my whole story right here. I look like someone who needs to get punched in the face. I look goofy. I look like Weird Al could be doing the same pose. No one from rap should ever appear in a way that Weird Al could. I’ve got six kids from four moms. Christmas fucking sucks. I made an album in 2003 called “Coolio.com”. What was I thinking? That is the worst name ever. It’s like a joke name. Except it’s real. I fucking chose that name. I’m fucking Coolio.

I’m fucking Coolio

Coolio is who I am.

“Coolio.com”

I’m Ghostdad

GRAB SOME FUCKING TUNES AFTER THE JUMP!

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FUCKING MONDAYS   Leave a comment

Mondays are the fucking worst. Ask Garfield:

It’s true, I fucking hate that shit. Wanna smoke some crack girl?

See. It’s a fact. Science. There is only one cure for the Mondays, nay two: cocaine and music. Maybe you work in a cocaine factory and therefore you have one of those taken care of. It’s really cool that they let you go on music blogs in the cocaine factory. You have some pretty awesome bosses! Also if the movies are correct then you are also a naked chick (America’s #1 Workplace). Maybe you are not in a cocaine factory though and therefore you will have to settle for tunes. GRAB THEM AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP FUCKERS!

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WALMER CONVENIENCE PRESENTS PLAN B AGAINST THE THE DIRTY FRENCHMAN IN: THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS   8 comments

PLAN B AGAINST THE DIRTY FRENCHMAN IN: THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS

Finally. Everyone in the world can put down their weapons, quit their jobs, drop their dreams and wonder what they do next because the entire purpose of human existence has now been fulfilled. Plan B and The Dirty Frenchman have banded together and made not a mix but rather “The Mix”. And not just a mix but really the crowning achievement of all human work. This will delight you. It will scare you. It’s thugged as fuck. It will sometimes leave you dumbfounded. But most all it will leave you asking “What the fuck do we do next?” Indeed. What the fuck do we all do next?

So good that they could take another album’s cover and now it is their cover. Who else’s is it? Do you even remember? Was it even meant for anyone else

Tracklist:

Plan B:
Dr.Dre, Akon, Snoop – KushRMX
Doorly – Horse Step – Original Mix
Waka Flocka Flame – Hard In Da Paint (jimmy2times Baltimore Club Remix)
Munchi – You’re a Jerk

The Dirty Frenchman:
Canblaster – Clockworks
Gucci Mane – Missing (Melé Remix)
Redfoxx – I Want 2 B Free

Plan B:
Metallica – Seek & Destroy (Bassnectar Remix)
Haezer – James Bond (Rough Draft Dubstep Remix)
Rittz – High Five

The Dirty Frenchman:
Munchi ft Chico Rock – Bebe De To
Derek Allen & Top Billin – Suspiria
Dj Khaled ft Rick Ross, Plies, Lil Wayne & T-Pain – Welcome To My Hood

Plan B:
Darude – Sandstorm (Vaski Remix)
Skrillex – Kill Everybody (Bare Noize Remix)
Slim Dunkin – Break a Bottle

The Dirty Frenchman:
Benny Benassi ft T-Pain – Electroman (Dirtyphonics Remix)
Kelly Rowland ft Lil Wayne – Motivation (Diplo Remix)
Jackie Chain – Molly (Mad Sax Riddim)

Plan B:
Triple C’s – Walking on Water
Hooky – Purge
Gunplay Ft. Waka Flocka Flame – Rollin’

The Dirty Frenchman:
Cottonmouth – NOHA
Roscoe Dash – Show Out (Heroes + Villains Remix)
Barrington Levy Ft Vybz Kartel & Khago – Gangsters

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