Archive for the ‘mosca verde’ Tag

MOOMBAHRAPE   1 comment

With this new onslaught of moombah, there is no other option except to pick up the pieces, gather up your belongings and make a new fucking life for yourself on the other side of the world. The worst part is, that you could never escape the pain. Moombahton started being played in that new place that you moved to. Your friends would be like “Let’s fucking go out and get drunk and do blow and shit.” You went out and they started playing fucking moombahton at the club. Instead of doing the blow the right way you would breath it out because you were all scared and shit. Your friends got fucking pissed. They punched your face. You lost teeth. Your dental bills increased. You became homeless. That was your life. You got raped. WHY DON’T WE GO LISTEN TO A SHITLOAD OF MOOMBAHTON AFTER THE JUMP!

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SUB KLUB RELEASES THE FREE EXTRA BRUT COMP   Leave a comment

We don’t know who the fuck Sub Klub is as a lable. We ain’t never fucking heard of them. Are they the official lable of Subway restaurants? They’re like “Have a free comp of global bass music with you $5 footlong”. Basically we don’t know shit and by all accounts should not be posting anything from them because we have nothing of value to say about this shit. But we are still doing it. We are like that. We fucking blog first and ask questions later. Dj Orion sent us this and as far as we can tell from the internet he seems like a good dude. He might beat his kids. But that’s what he does at home. Not on the internet. Why don’t you check it the fuck out and download it AFTER THE JUMP CUNT TWATS!

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MUSIC SHIT! ALSO IT’S FUCKING CANADA DAY   Leave a comment

My name is Coolio. I have a lesson to teach you today. Don’t be like me. If you are asking yourself  “What should I do next?” then just do the opposite of what I did. Like don’t make the song Gangster’s Paradise. Don’t get caught with crack. Don’t ever have a photo like this taken of yourself. In fact, to be real with you, this fucking photo tells my whole story right here. I look like someone who needs to get punched in the face. I look goofy. I look like Weird Al could be doing the same pose. No one from rap should ever appear in a way that Weird Al could. I’ve got six kids from four moms. Christmas fucking sucks. I made an album in 2003 called “Coolio.com”. What was I thinking? That is the worst name ever. It’s like a joke name. Except it’s real. I fucking chose that name. I’m fucking Coolio.

I’m fucking Coolio

Coolio is who I am.

“Coolio.com”

I’m Ghostdad

GRAB SOME FUCKING TUNES AFTER THE JUMP!

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