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WOW. THIS VIDEO. EVERYONE IS IN IT   Leave a comment

The best part is that they are watching the video of their wedding in what must be the future. WHAT IS THE FUTURE LIKE?

SOUNDCLOUDS FROM GOD   Leave a comment

Yeah. Another fucking post assholes. What do you want? We were away. We have to make up for lost time. Would you rather we not post music and post the trailer for the smash hit Rob Schneider and Jean Claude Van Damme classic Knockoff?

There! Are you happy? Is that better? GO GRAB THOSE TUNES AFTER THE JUMP ASSEATERS!

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MUSIC SHIT! ALSO IT’S FUCKING CANADA DAY   Leave a comment

My name is Coolio. I have a lesson to teach you today. Don’t be like me. If you are asking yourself  “What should I do next?” then just do the opposite of what I did. Like don’t make the song Gangster’s Paradise. Don’t get caught with crack. Don’t ever have a photo like this taken of yourself. In fact, to be real with you, this fucking photo tells my whole story right here. I look like someone who needs to get punched in the face. I look goofy. I look like Weird Al could be doing the same pose. No one from rap should ever appear in a way that Weird Al could. I’ve got six kids from four moms. Christmas fucking sucks. I made an album in 2003 called “Coolio.com”. What was I thinking? That is the worst name ever. It’s like a joke name. Except it’s real. I fucking chose that name. I’m fucking Coolio.

I’m fucking Coolio

Coolio is who I am.

“Coolio.com”

I’m Ghostdad

GRAB SOME FUCKING TUNES AFTER THE JUMP!

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A HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONG OF THE DAY: SEAN PAUL – PRESS IT UP   Leave a comment

Sean Paul – Press It Up (Zshare)

Sure, this song’s getting mad burn but it’s Sean Paul so it’s to be expected. This is his new single (duh) and it’s another scorcher. Not to mention it’s a hot birthday party kinda song. Which it will become on Saturday when you’re all at Toi Bar celebrating Badman Birthday and buying Sto shots for his 28th. RIIIIIIIGHT??

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