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WMC SONG DUMP   Leave a comment

The battle of the blogs. The battle of stickers. One on the way up. One looking like it’s alienating everyone who has anything to do with it (but who would give a fuck when you just made a song for Usher). Why the fuck is The Dirty Frenchman smiling like a fucking cunt. He should have a mean face on. But he’s a drunk ass. So he smiled for this. Anyway. Sure WMC is almost over but we’re still gonna fucking post all the latest shit you need to wreck parties. WITHOUT FURTHER ADO LET’S GET THIS GOING AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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SXSW WEAPONRY MEGAPOST!   Leave a comment

ImageNot gonna fuck around talking our smack on this one. Just gonna post the things you need if you’re playing Austin, Miami or even Boise, Idaho. All this shit will bang at your gig. Pure posting of shit. Nothing else. No commentary. GO GRAB ALL OF IT AFTER THE JUMP!

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DAVIDS HEARTBREAKS & THE SAZON BOOYAS ARE…SB X HB   1 comment

There is not much that can be said about this EP. It’s sick. It’s like when they were putting out the Lord of The Rings movies. You knew that shit was gonna be fucking on point epic shit. It was just expected. Or like the new Batman Dark Knight fucking movie. This is EP is like fucking Dark Knight. Anyway, if you want some hot ass fucking moombah from two of the best in the fucking business, just go buy this. It will not disappoint. GO BUY THAT SHIT AFTER THE JUMP!

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ESSBEEDEE IS…LOCO. BUY THAT AND GET TWO FREE TRACKS   Leave a comment

What is out today? This is out today. Hi, I’m basketball superstar Michael Jordan Hitler,

I wanted to talk to you about Essbeedee’s Loco that dropped on Rot10 Musik today. I gotta tell you, that shit really is fucking loco. When I hear that shit I fucking dance like a motherfucker in the club just like a tall black Hitler should. It’s the fucking life. The other great fucking thing about this single is that The Sazon Booyas have included a free edit with this shit and Essbeedee has added his track Memblee also for free. But don’t just take it from Michael Jordan Hitler, check that shit out for yourself. GO BUY THE FUCKING TRACK AND GRAB THOSE TWO FREE TRACKS AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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Posted February 13, 2012 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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EL CUCO STRIKES AGAIN: 357 MAGNUM IS…GOJIRA   Leave a comment

What do you do on the day before the Christmas holidays begin? YOU GET THE FUCKING .357 MAGNUM GOJIRA  EP! That’s right fuckers! El Cuco is back like the chick you got pregnant last summer. Not only do you have an amazing as fuck original track on this bitch but you also have remixes from those crazy Sazon Booya dudes and ETC!ETC!. So what do you do now? Do you cry like a bitch? Why would you do that? You’re weird. No. You click after the jump, you stream the tracks and then you buy that shit on Beatport. GO CLICK AFTER THE JUMP FOR SOME MOOMBAH MADNESS ASSFUCKS!

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SAZON BOOYA CHRISTMAS   Leave a comment

Why a Sazon Booya Christmas? Why not a Sazon Booya Christmas?

Posted December 19, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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SAZON BOOYA IS: MOONLIGHT   Leave a comment

If you know fucking Sazon Booya you know they are on some sick shit. Like they make you puke but you are enjoying your life because the tunes are so banging hot. Puking the puke of life. Dancing the dance of life. Party time. Anyway. They put out a new EP yesterday on Rot10 Musik and it’s hot like fuck. Moombahton madness. Why don’t you stop reading this shit AND CLICK AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP TO BUY THIS AND GRAB A FREE TRACK AND PREVIEW THE FUCK OUT OF IT AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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Posted November 30, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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MOOMBAHTON ABUSE   1 comment

Top of the morning to you fuckers! My name is Daniel Glover. I am a famous American actor of the cinemas. I have millions of dollars from Lethal Weapons and other movies where I am saying shit like “I am to old for this shit!”. Now I really am to old for this shit! But I want to make talks with you about what is a serious things. When I was the child, moombahton touched my penis and made me abused by it. I was very scared! I was too young for this shit! I will always have hate for the moobahton and the sex it did to me. I am upsetted by the fact that I am forced to make an introduction for that music. There is only moombahton in this post. I hope it does not make to touch your penis or vagina. Be careful.

GO GRAB ALL NEW FUCKING MOOMBAHTON AFTER THE JUMP PUSSY FACES!

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IT’S THE FUCKING DJ MELO STAR TIME EP. FUCKING GET IT OR GET YOUR ASS OUTTA TOWN   1 comment

You and Bill Cosby had only been driving for 3 fucking hours but you already had nothing left to say to each other. All he wanted to talk about were fucking pudding pops and you were like “Do mother fuckers still make that shit?”.

And he just kept on going on and on about that shit and talked about all the different kinds and then fucking talked about what would have been good flavours for that shit but they never made them. You were just answering in ways like “sure” and “oh yeah?”. At some point he just tired himself the fuck out. He had talked about every possible flavour and fucking flavour combo possible. Now you just kept on driving down the road looking at the empty fucking desert and Bill Cosby would fucking mumble shit under his breath every now and then and you would be like “What’s that?” and he would be like “Nothing man. Don’t worry about it”.

You would never have chosen to be in a car with Bill Cosby. But you had no fucking choice. You were the only two fuckers in town that never bought the Dj Melo Star Time EP and the rule was that you had to leave. So you were stuck together now in this 1998 Buick Regal. You regretted now that you had not gone to Beatport and picked up this collection of 6 original heaters and 3 remixes by some of the best fucking minds working in moombahton today. It was such a small cost compared to a lifetime on the road with Bill Cosby saying stupid shit all fucking day. But it was too late. Or was it? GO FIND THE LINK TO BUY THIS SHIT AND GET TWO FREE FUCKING TRACKS AND SAMPLE THE WHOLE EP AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP FUCKERS!

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Posted October 11, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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THE SAZON BOOYAS MADE A VIDEO: NORTH AMERICAN PREMIERE   Leave a comment

FAKE EXCLUSIVE TRACK AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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