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SECRET SAUCE THINK 2WICE MIXTAPE. GET YOUR DRINK ON TO THIS   Leave a comment

ImageHey guys! One last fucking thing. Brent Tactic of the Secret Sauce moombahton group made this mixtape of fucking old, new and future material from the power packed Think 2wice record label. You wanna know what the rest of 2012 will sound like? Listen to this shit. Saw this dude spin at SXSW and dude murdered it so hard he shoulda gone to jail. But he’s free. Free to make mixtapes like this. CHECK IT AFTER THE JUMP FUCKFACES!

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MONDAY MOOMBAHTON HOT BEEF INJECTION   Leave a comment

Everyone like fucking beef. Most people prefer that it be heated before they eat it preferably cooked. Not The Dirty Frenchman. He eats that shit so fucking underooked that shit is practically still alive. He’s probably full of diseases. Sexually transmitted and otherwise. But since we are assuming you fuckers are normal and enjoy tracks that are flame broiled well we got the good for you. The are all moombah heaters guranteed to light shit up anytime, anyplace. Go grab the fuck outta them AFTER THE JUMP ASSHOLES!

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JON KWEST IS…THE LAST DON. BUY THE FUCK OUT OF IT!   1 comment

Anyone who is not a pussy bitch has already bought this. If you have not, then act fast or else next fight that you get in you will get your ass kicked. Somehow it will be because you never bought Jon Kwest’s The Last Don EP. So what the fuck are you waiting for? Get on it. We are gonna be straight up, this is one of the best EPs to come out in moombahton and is raising the bar for 2012. Not only do Jon Kwest’s original tunes sound dope as fuck where you gizz your pants but you got fucking Jay Fucking Fay, Guapo Fucking Feo, Tactic and then some motherfucker named Gulls who we never heard of before. You all know what we think but what the hell does the ghost of Macho Man Randy Savage think?

It may be hard for my ghost-eyes to ghost-see out of these ghost-glasses because of fucking words written on them. But my ghost-ears can ghost-hear the greatness of Jon Kwest’s new EP.

So there you have it.

FIND THE FUCKING LINK TO BUY THIS SHIT AND LISTEN TO STREAMS AFTER THE JUMP!

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Posted January 17, 2012 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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GET PICKSTER’S THE RISE OF MOOMBAHTON   1 comment

Pop quiz hotshot! The Pickster comp “The Rise Of Moombahton: Today We Were Kings” comes at your fucking face at 60 miles per hour. What do you do? Boom! Trick question. It’s music. You put it onto your computer and you dj that shit til your hands, ears and eyes bleed. This comp will not wash your fucking car and finger your girlfriend while you watch CSI: Miami. No. But it’s gonna donkey punch your senses and give your brain a dirty sanchez. Who the fuck is on this? Pickster? Melo? Sluggo? Ledoom? Mendez? ETC!ETC! Chong X? Jon Kwest? Jay Fay? Skinny Friedman? Jake Twell? Jamrock? Javier Estrada? UFO!? Apt One? Bro Safari? Other dudes we don’t know? You would be ok with just one of these dudes on some shit but now you got them all in one place and it becomes fucking explosive. So do what you have to do. Take the fucking Nestea™ plunge into this shit. You’ll be covered in ice tea but you’ll be loving your fucking life. GRAB THE COMP AND STREAM THE FUCK OUT OF IT AFTER THE JUMP FUCK FACES!

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THE THURSDAY AFTER   Leave a comment

Hey, who are those two fucks? Is that Sto of the Walmer Convenience on the left with the famous dj named Mat The Alien at the Bassmentality party of Toronto last night? It just might be. So why don’t we do a post with some of his stuff and other fucking things. A little musical potpourri. Listen to these songs in bed, at the grocery store, in your mom’s vagina. The choice is yours.  Go get those tracks AFTER THE JUMP FUCKERS!

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TUESDAY TITTY FUCKFEST   Leave a comment

Hey bros. I’m former comedian Edward Murphy. The problem with all the people and the fucking critics that watch my movies is that they don’t get that they are not meant to be funny. They are all meant to be serious. That’s why there’s no fucking laughs. It’s not like I forgot how to make people laugh, it’s that I don’t want to make them laugh. Now does it make sense? All I want in life is to make people not laugh and always have a pair of titties that I can do blow off of with 6 feet of me. Give me those two things and I’ll be fucking happy. Sometimes I also like to listen to fucking tunes though. Why don’t we have a listen AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP:

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SOUNDCLOUDS OF WRATH   Leave a comment

Hey hey! My name is Afrojacks. I invented moombahton. Fuck all of y’all. I don’t drink milk. I pour Crystal™ on my fucking cereal. I eat fucking Caviar Pops. They’re like Corn Pops but they taste like fucking fish and cost $2000 per box. That’s my life. That’s Afrojack. I’m working on a track with Justin Bieber. I fucked Lady Gaga. That was so weird. There were ostriches in the same room when it happened. One of them licked my right testicle. It’s tongue was rough. I still see it’s face when I close my eyes.

Have you met my friends yet? Bill.i.am is the fucking black dude from Blast Iced Fleas and there’s Dave Gettus and that guy from Florida who I don’t remember his name. Here’s some tracks AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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