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STICK THESE SOUNDCLOUDS IN YOUR ASS   Leave a comment

It’s the weekend. While we take your mom out for some hot sexing you need some good tunes to distract yourself. You are a lazy fuck. You obviously couldn’t go on soundcloud yourself and start finding shit on your own. That would mean having to turn on your modem, dial up your ISP to connect to the internet and then waiting for 3 hours for one song to download because this is you computer:

Basically your life is terrible. Your mom gets fucked by bloggers and your computer is a phone with internet speeds from 1993. The least we can do is provide you with tunes. GO GRAB THAT SHIT AFTER THE JUMP!

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MOOMBAHTON-THONGS PRESENTS THE NEW NEW WAVE FREE MOOMBAHTON COMPILATION   Leave a comment

Do you remember the fucking Generational Bass comp from a few months ago about the new wave of moombahton that they did with MixMagazine? Well now that blog Moombahton-Thongs that features bitches wearing tiny underwears has done their own comp of the new, new wave which by the the cover of the comp we understand to mean children. So if you love kids and want to make sure they grow up well adjusted and don’t become drug dealers or hookers then download these tracks, cherish them, offer an encouraging word to these small wonders. Big up to our boys Gooffee for being on this. Shelco Garcia and Kev Willow are also talented little fucks. Consider this the moombahton after school program.

Apparently we are going to be doing the NEW NEW NEW wave compilation so look out for that. Since we plan on getting into production ourselves there is a good chance that every song will be from us.

CHECK OUT THE COMP AND DOWNLOAD THE TRACKS AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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SUPER FUCKING SPECIAL GUEST POST – POP CULTURE CARE PACKAGE PRESENTS: THE BRYAN ADAMS GUIDE TO UK MOOMBAHTON   5 comments

Hey, Walmer fans, Bryan Adams here! How’s it going over there in Canadialand? Actually, don’t tell me, I don’t give even 5% of a fuck. Seriously . That’s why I left that shithole to come live here in the UK, leaving you lot swimming in a massive puddle of your own chezelagnia filth until you can come to terms with the fact that you’ll never be American. Man, this place pisses on your dump – right now I’m at the vinegar strokes with that Kelly Brook lady and whoever that foxy lady is who’s in the Harry Potter films – yeah, Dame Maggie Smith. You know it. And the best thing? They give you a butler who’ll wipe the manjam from your old chap with one of the Queen’s swans while Sting holds your coat. Sweet.

Actually, I don’t know why I’m bothering to write this, I bet you’re too busy being tromboned by a grizzly bear or getting all the fucking poutine out your beard so you can get on with finishing your Wayne Gretzky fan porn. Anyway, if you could just stop licking Celine Dion’s sweaty lady marmalade off Jim Carrey’s perineum for  just one fucking second, I’d like to let you know about all the great moombahtons they got over here in that UK – well, I won’t, cos  like the rest of you idiot Canadians, I don’t actually know shit about culture, so I’ll wait for my man Pop Culture Care Package to finish drinking Pimms with Michael Caine and Kate Moss and he can tell you dumb fucks instead. Now that’s what I’m talking aboot!

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