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FUCKING MOOMBAH MEGAPOST   Leave a comment

Damn son, where’d you find that sticker? Boom! Another fucker rockin Walmer swag. Who the fuck is this? Fucking babySTEPS. Have you checked out his soundcloud? There is some hot ass music up in that bitch. His remix of Heartbreak’s “Blaze Up” is fucking phenomenal. Basically you need it in your life. But enough chit-chat. What the fuck are we here for? To talk about feelings and shit? No. We’re here to fucking have some sick tunes so let’s go get that hot moombahton AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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MR VEGA’S BACK UP ON IT MOOMBAHCORE VIDEO   Leave a comment

Posted December 20, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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SAZON BOOYA IS: MOONLIGHT   Leave a comment

If you know fucking Sazon Booya you know they are on some sick shit. Like they make you puke but you are enjoying your life because the tunes are so banging hot. Puking the puke of life. Dancing the dance of life. Party time. Anyway. They put out a new EP yesterday on Rot10 Musik and it’s hot like fuck. Moombahton madness. Why don’t you stop reading this shit AND CLICK AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP TO BUY THIS AND GRAB A FREE TRACK AND PREVIEW THE FUCK OUT OF IT AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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Posted November 30, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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TWO, WAIT NO, THREE GREAT FUCKING RELEASES   Leave a comment

Hey fucks! Been some fucking time that we just wanted to post these things but we just couldn’t because there is so little time in the world and your mom is so needy and she fucking calls us day and night and wants to talk about her girl problems an meanwhile we just want to blog but if we tell her that we need to go then she makes us feel guilty. Your mom just needs to chill the fuck out. Anyway. Now that we have some time get ready for 3 great releases from SPF 5000, Rot10 Musik and A Tribe Called Red. 2 are free and then you gotta pay for one of them. F.Y.I. the internet does not accept payment through a sock full of fuckin dimes. LET’S GET DOWN TO IT AFTER THE JUMP!

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OLD BASS AND THE SEA   1 comment

Do you like bass? Do you like the sea? Well then you should take these fucking songs and go to the sea and listen to them and stay out too long and get a sunburn and then do that again several fucking times and get skin cancer and go to the hospital and when you get there you can see how many people actually care about you and those that don’t fucking come are not your real friends and you can delete them from facebook and that will be your life. LIVE THAT FUCKING LIFE AFTER THE JUMP!

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NEW SOUNDCLOUDS FROM OLD TOWNS   Leave a comment

You went up to a village to see your fucking grandparents. They live in the mountains. All the mountains have caves in the shapes of pussies. That’s how mountains are. Look it up in the fucking dictionary. That’s where you learn things. In the pussy caves there are new hot soundclouds for you to discover. You do a line of blow off a breast. You’re fucking ready now. GO IN THERE AND GET THOSE TUNES AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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SOMETIMES LIFE RAPES YOUR ASSHOLE   Leave a comment

Hey all you fuckers. How’s your fucking Monday? We’re fucking depressed. The SLOWED party went great. The only thing that went wrong was THAT FUCKING TRAKTOR DECIDED TO TAKE A HUGE SHIT THAT NIGHT AND NOT WORK!. So we had to use Seraato in internal mode which is like using a pen to draw a mural so we spun like old used dead cunts and sure eventually we got the hang of it but not before our dj cred was questioned and we looked like assholes. Yeah. Whatever. Huge bigups to the Torro Torro dudes and the Le Dew It posse and Jasmine for being cool while we shat our pants all over the floor of the Crawford. We could have had a better look. Good to meet the fucking Young Lord as well. Oh well. Hopefully they have us again in the future. Anyway, there will be more time for crying. Let’s listen to the fucking music  AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP:

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