Archive for the ‘2 step’ Tag

SOUNDCLOUD BASS VOMITUS   1 comment

If there’s one thing that god wants, it’s for us to post a shitload of tracks this day, a Friday, so you can fulfill your destiny of playing a good set at clubs if you are a dj or maybe you can use this music to impress some one of the opposite or same sex to sleep with you if you do not jockey discs. Either way, this is gonna help you step up your game. So why are you still on this page, you should be clicking after the jump to grab tunes! GO FUCKING GRAB SOME HOT FUCKING BASS MUSIC AFTER THE JUMP FUCKTARDS!

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WEDNESDAY BONUS BASS!   Leave a comment

So it’s been a moombah (also known as moom moom)  fuckfest this week. Lots of new shit. But there is other great shit in other genres that we have had to ignore. So this is the time we are posting that shit. A person cannot live off moombahton alone. You would be going to slow. You would be late all the time. But you would still not be relaxed because you would still be going faster than rap or other bass musics. So let’s grab thos fucking tunes and pretend we have a wide spectrum of tastes beyond moombah based musics AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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THE RAIN OF SOUNDCLOUDS AND PUSSY   Leave a comment

Sometimes you have to listen to soundclouds and sometimes you have to pee. That is the choice of life. You can listen to soundclouds with pants that have been warmed and moistened by urine or you can make you way to the bathroom. There is no compromise. Life is a struggle. Have any of you ever been at job and tried like fuck to get ahead and then promised that you would and then they tell you that you were promoted but it’s a fake promotion where you just get a title and then you have to do the same job? That’s what the fuck happened to The Dirty Frenchman just 15 minutes ago. The true definition of bloodclaat bullshit. Let’s all pee our pants and enjoy some music AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP PUSSIES!

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WE FUCKIN WITH THE TIGORILLA SPACE JUNGA EP   1 comment

You know what the fuck is good? This fucking EP is good. Do you like bass? Yes? Then you have to download this shit. There is no maybe. Do you like maybe? If you asked us a question, would you want us to reply “maybe”? No you wouldn’t. There are some great master bass crafters here. Who? Well there is the winner of our last who is best competition Go Buck! (who probably cheated). There is Nader, Stlkrfxxx/David Beltran (formerly of the Starfoxxxes), Flubba and then these other dudes who we don’t know like Kid Quest and Stupidrichkidz. Why all the kids? Anyway, go grab the whole thing because it’s free like the air you breath AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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SOMETIMES LIFE RAPES YOUR ASSHOLE   Leave a comment

Hey all you fuckers. How’s your fucking Monday? We’re fucking depressed. The SLOWED party went great. The only thing that went wrong was THAT FUCKING TRAKTOR DECIDED TO TAKE A HUGE SHIT THAT NIGHT AND NOT WORK!. So we had to use Seraato in internal mode which is like using a pen to draw a mural so we spun like old used dead cunts and sure eventually we got the hang of it but not before our dj cred was questioned and we looked like assholes. Yeah. Whatever. Huge bigups to the Torro Torro dudes and the Le Dew It posse and Jasmine for being cool while we shat our pants all over the floor of the Crawford. We could have had a better look. Good to meet the fucking Young Lord as well. Oh well. Hopefully they have us again in the future. Anyway, there will be more time for crying. Let’s listen to the fucking music  AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP:

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SOUNDCLOUDS OF WRATH   Leave a comment

Hey hey! My name is Afrojacks. I invented moombahton. Fuck all of y’all. I don’t drink milk. I pour Crystal™ on my fucking cereal. I eat fucking Caviar Pops. They’re like Corn Pops but they taste like fucking fish and cost $2000 per box. That’s my life. That’s Afrojack. I’m working on a track with Justin Bieber. I fucked Lady Gaga. That was so weird. There were ostriches in the same room when it happened. One of them licked my right testicle. It’s tongue was rough. I still see it’s face when I close my eyes.

Have you met my friends yet? Bill.i.am is the fucking black dude from Blast Iced Fleas and there’s Dave Gettus and that guy from Florida who I don’t remember his name. Here’s some tracks AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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THE DEATHSTAR IS FULLY FUCKING OPERATIONAL AND FREE   1 comment

Hey! Assholes! Do you know what the true fucking meaning of Christmas is? Do you at least know the true meaning of bass? Do you know anything? Well how about this: DeathStar is not just a place that shoots out a laser the destroys shit. No. It’s a team. A team comprised of bass legends MartyParty:

And Minnesota:

Here’s the cover they made:

Not that great but the fucking music is and it’s free and AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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