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CRAZY TORONTO NIGHTS   Leave a comment

These are the Buraka Som Sistemas. They fucked the hell outta shit in Toronto on Friday. Big ups to Diggy Scott at Underdog for hooking us the fuck up. We were right in the shit as you can see. Met and re-met some great dudes:

Sto looks like he spilt beer all over himself. He’s here with Conductor from Buraka. When Buraka was on it was so poopin off that people couldn’t fucking deal. Place was packed tighter than a newborn’s vagina. Yeah. We’re disgusting.

Fucking Bear Witness from fucking A Tribe Called Red with the disgusting ass Dirty Frenchman. Damn straight those motherfuckers were playing that night too and they had already got the place going so crazy it was hard to believe that anyone could follow. Only Buraka could pull it off. Enough bullshit though. It was a great show. LET’S GET SOME NEW MUSIC AFTER THE JUMP!

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WE’LL FUCKING SEE YOU HERE TONIGHT TORONTO!   Leave a comment

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FREE BURAKA AND TRIBE CALLED RED AFTER THE JUMP

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BASS MUSIC FOR CREEPS   Leave a comment

Where do you listen to music? The girl’s bathroom? The school playground? You’re a creep. Even if you’re a girl it’s kinda creepy unless you have a kid and the kid is playing on the playground and you happen to be there to look after the little fucker. But then even if that is the case, why do you have your headphones on? Maybe your kid is screaming. You’ll never hear them. You’re a bad mother. This is not Parenting Today. Is there a blog called Parenting Today? Who cares. Fuckers are here for some fucking tunes so why don’t we drop the pretense and get straight to the point. Just straight up bass music for your stupid asses. GO GRAB THOSE TUNES AFTER THE JUMP FUCK FACES!

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TWO, WAIT NO, THREE GREAT FUCKING RELEASES   Leave a comment

Hey fucks! Been some fucking time that we just wanted to post these things but we just couldn’t because there is so little time in the world and your mom is so needy and she fucking calls us day and night and wants to talk about her girl problems an meanwhile we just want to blog but if we tell her that we need to go then she makes us feel guilty. Your mom just needs to chill the fuck out. Anyway. Now that we have some time get ready for 3 great releases from SPF 5000, Rot10 Musik and A Tribe Called Red. 2 are free and then you gotta pay for one of them. F.Y.I. the internet does not accept payment through a sock full of fuckin dimes. LET’S GET DOWN TO IT AFTER THE JUMP!

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WEDNESDAY MOOMBAHTON PLUNDER & BUGGERY   1 comment

You took fucking drugs. You went to a museum. You couldn’t understand what the fuck was going on. You threw up everywhere. Everyone was pissed. They banned you from the museum for life. Now you can’t get fucking art smart. You walked down the fucking street. You slipped on a piece of runny dog shit. You twisted your fucking ankle. while you were on the ground crying like a bitch you saw a place. It was another museum. A moombahton museum. You went inside. You heard these fucking tracks that are AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP ASSCLOWNS!

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LONELY TUNES FOR LITTLE BITCHES   Leave a comment

Hello. Are you a baby? Do you need us to warm some milk up for you and put it in a bottle? Little baby gonna cry? Are you tired? Do you need to go to your crib? It’s too high for baby to reach to get in. Are you scared? Will the soundclouds help you? Are you cold? Are you hungry? Go to bed. Listen to music. AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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SOUNDCLOUDS OF MURDER. ALSO, YOUR MOM.   Leave a comment

Hey there fucknuts! What is happening in your lives? Did you have a good weekend? Did you have a terrible weekend? Did you get peed on? It’s possible. Sometimes people get peed on. Sometimes they ask for it. Maybe you did. It’s alright. You are not so weird. You are definitely weird but not so weird. Like there are weirder people than you. The Dirty Frenchman probably does some weird ass shit. We don’t even want to know about his life. There are probably terrible things involved. Don’t ask. Let’s look at brighter things. There was a lot of amazing music that came out recently. Why don’t you give it a listen AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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