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If there’s one thing that god wants, it’s for us to post a shitload of tracks this day, a Friday, so you can fulfill your destiny of playing a good set at clubs if you are a dj or maybe you can use this music to impress some one of the opposite or same sex to sleep with you if you do not jockey discs. Either way, this is gonna help you step up your game. So why are you still on this page, you should be clicking after the jump to grab tunes! GO FUCKING GRAB SOME HOT FUCKING BASS MUSIC AFTER THE JUMP FUCKTARDS!

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Now for many of you, Walmer Convenience, the person, is one of the most passionate guys in the Moombah scene.
Some shit you do not know, cuz you don’t live in Toronto.. is the guy listens to all kind of music, and I personally have been in his parties, and pretty much he nails it everytime..
How come? well.. he actually listens to a bunch of tracks, and posts them here.. like 70 a day!!!

And the fact “everyone” has a blog sometimes means people do not appreciate all the effort Walmer puts here.
He does support everyone!! and THAT IS SOMETHING THAT NEEDS TO BE PRAISED!!!

Now, it is not secret that I (Caballo) rarely support any strict moombah release, except the usual suspects, cuz there are many things that need to be supported..and those guys always deliver great production AND they also bring new stuff to the ever-changing scene.

Today I’d like to support a very filthy moombahcore EP made by Cosmic Mafia who are part of the new generation of moombahtonistas who prefer to develop a strict Moombahcore filled with nasty basslines, This release can be seen as a daggering aimed core. GO CHECK IT AFTER THE JUMP!

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So it’s been a moombah (also known as moom moom)  fuckfest this week. Lots of new shit. But there is other great shit in other genres that we have had to ignore. So this is the time we are posting that shit. A person cannot live off moombahton alone. You would be going to slow. You would be late all the time. But you would still not be relaxed because you would still be going faster than rap or other bass musics. So let’s grab thos fucking tunes and pretend we have a wide spectrum of tastes beyond moombah based musics AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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Hey everyone! This is just a shitty fucking picture taken in a drunken and drugged out stupor on some fucking night that we were out about town and shit. Probably more than one person puked that night probably more than once. THAT’S THE SWAG LIFE! WE PUKE MOET MOTHERFUCKERS! WE SHIT LOBSTER! That’s the Walmer life. We excrete class. Y’all can’t keep up with that. Anyway. This one is all about no moombahton. We just reppin bass music up in this bitch. GO GRAB THAT BASS MUSIC! WE WILL NEVER FUCKING ANALYSE THE TRACKS WE POST! WE JUST GONNA DUMP THAT SHIT ON YOUR HEAD! TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT! GRAB IT AFTER THE JUMP!

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Where the fuck did your ass go? Shit is fucking gone bitches. Chito Rock took it from y’all. It was just rocked the fuck off. If you like some fucking legit as fuck club bangers than this EP delivers the goods right to your fucking doorstep. Once you answer the door it goes into your house, fucks your wife and then takes a shit in your toilet and doesn’t flush. And you can deal with it. In fact you’re happy. Great production on here from Munchi and other fucks. Shout outs to fucking Caballo for letting us in on this. GO TASTE IT AND DOWNLOAD IT AFTER THE JUMP CUNTS!

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 Hey fucks! Caballo came and wrote another post for the Walmer Convenience Musical Blog. Last time got people talking hard about shit. What the fuck is he gonna talk about now? Wanna fucking know? GO CHECK IT OUT AFTER THE JUMP CUNTHEADS!

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Imagine one meteorite flying through space at an incredible speed on fire and shit. Now imagine a second meteorite on fire and shit speeding towards that first fucking meteorite. BOOOOOM! That shit just fucking collided and shit! What is the result? The fucking Chong X and Caballo Vile EP. That’s what the fuck is up right now. Fuck Occupy Wall Street. Occupy yourself with listening to this shit. GO FUCKING LISTEN AND DOWNLOAD THAT SHIT AFTER THE JUMP!

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Moombahton is like blow. Except it’s music and you don’t stick it in your nose. You shove it in your fucking ears you idiots. Don’t you know how to work music? True that you could also shove it in your mom’s vagina but that is besides the point. All of this is besides the fucking point. All we are trying to do here is have a post of only moombahton so that after we can have apost with no moombahton. So why don’t we do that AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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Soundcloud is back but we’re still pissed. We used to trust them and rely on them. They fucking let us down. Like bitches. Even though we still powered through, the point is, we didn’t want to have to power through. We wanted life to just be fucking easy. We didn’t want to have to be ready for catastrophe. We are fucking slaves to Soundcloud. Everyone puts their fucking shit out on that shit. Anyway. Go grab more stupid fucking soundclouds AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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Caballo is a dude that we have had the chance to meet a few times in Toronto. He’s probably one of the most sincerely passionate people about music that we have ever met like seriously that dude gets worked the fuck up about music. That a good thing though and one could only fucking hope others felt the same way. This came out about a week ago and the reason we are only posting this now is that we wanted to make make sure we posted it right. We’re fucking lucky to have this dude in our city who is like some secret fucking big time dude in the global bass scene. People fucking care what this guy has to say and he has had the chance to work with some of the biggest acts in global bass out there. Which means that you should check his album out because you know that shit is gonna be good as fuck. It is a mathematical certainty. GO GRAB IT AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP AND TAKE A LISTEN TO SOME OF THE TRACKS!