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OLD NEWS: CYPRESS HILL & RUSKO, TOGETHER, AS A TEAM   Leave a comment

First time in in 15 years we have thought about Cypress Hill. If you go here you can get this song for free if that’s what you want.

Posted February 28, 2012 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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PURE UNCUT MOOMBAH FILTH   1 comment

Moombahton is like blow. Except it’s music and you don’t stick it in your nose. You shove it in your fucking ears you idiots. Don’t you know how to work music? True that you could also shove it in your mom’s vagina but that is besides the point. All of this is besides the fucking point. All we are trying to do here is have a post of only moombahton so that after we can have apost with no moombahton. So why don’t we do that AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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HUNGOVER FRIDAYS   1 comment

Who the fuck are these dudes? They are The Tribe Called Red. We went to the fucking Drake in Toronto last night and they were playing all this crazy shit like moombahton and rap music and dubstep and bass and then we got so fucking drunk and now we feel like puking at work. Caballo was there with his strong opinions. Dos Mundos fuckers were there. We missed The Torro Torros’ set. We will say they killed it. Slowed fuckers did it again. The Tribe Called Reds are good dudes. They dj like assholes and by assholes we mean geniuses. Shit was messy there. We are messy now. Literally. The Dirty Frenchman didn’t shower before work. He smells like booze and his coworkers probably smell the booze and are pretending they don’t but at the same time judging him. Let’s just listen to music. GRAB IT AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP:

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WHEN SOUNDCLOUDS RULED THE EARTH   Leave a comment

There is a part of your mom’s uterus where soundclouds are made by tiny elves working night and day. The craft the soundclouds with their tiny fingers making sure that every single one is unique like a snowflake. That’s the story of soundclouds. do you like it? No? Shut up. We are not inventing another one. Anyway, we don’t have much more to say so here are some tunes. Some days we just feel like phoning it in alright. Some days we just need to make edits instead of originals. Inside joke. MUSIC IS AFTER THE JUMP!

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REMEMBER RUSKO?   Leave a comment

WE RUN BROSTEP!

THIS FRIDAY FUCKERS!   Leave a comment

Hey bitches! What the fuck are you doing today? If you are in Canada then you should fucking vote because it’s super cool to do it! Like, only the most awesome swaggerrific people vote and that’s who you are. Right? That totally got you fucking motivated to vote. Anyway. That wasn’t even the fucking point of this post. We are just taken in by the magic of the political process. No. The point is to go to our Walm-Art event at the Port Gallery this Friday. Gonna be some amazing artwork and some fantastic music.

CLICK HERE TO ATTEND SIRS AND FUCKING MADAMS

Now, what music was made by fuckers recently? Maybe you will find some AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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SUPER FUCKING SOUNDCLOUD WEDNESDAY!   Leave a comment

Hey you fucking fucks! What a time to be alive. We have Microsoft Zunes™ we have Coke Zero™ and now we have a new EP from the super moombahton bros themselves Heartbreak and Munchi. In East Timor people are making thousands of feet of popcorn garlands in celebration. In Moldova they have declared today a national holiday. But there is so much more great music as well out there. Why don”t we all fucking gather round and take a look at it together like a family. A terrible, drug addled family. Join us on this magical journey AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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