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GLOBAL BASS ORGY: ALL BASS, NO MOOMBAH   Leave a comment

Hey everyone! This is just a shitty fucking picture taken in a drunken and drugged out stupor on some fucking night that we were out about town and shit. Probably more than one person puked that night probably more than once. THAT’S THE SWAG LIFE! WE PUKE MOET MOTHERFUCKERS! WE SHIT LOBSTER! That’s the Walmer life. We excrete class. Y’all can’t keep up with that. Anyway. This one is all about no moombahton. We just reppin bass music up in this bitch. GO GRAB THAT BASS MUSIC! WE WILL NEVER FUCKING ANALYSE THE TRACKS WE POST! WE JUST GONNA DUMP THAT SHIT ON YOUR HEAD! TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT! GRAB IT AFTER THE JUMP!

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THE DEATHSTAR IS FULLY FUCKING OPERATIONAL AND FREE   1 comment

Hey! Assholes! Do you know what the true fucking meaning of Christmas is? Do you at least know the true meaning of bass? Do you know anything? Well how about this: DeathStar is not just a place that shoots out a laser the destroys shit. No. It’s a team. A team comprised of bass legends MartyParty:

And Minnesota:

Here’s the cover they made:

Not that great but the fucking music is and it’s free and AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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LE WEDNESDAY DE SOUNDCLOUD SUPER   Leave a comment

Ah, Paris in the springtime. When soundclouds fuck and have babies. This picture depicts what happens to Paris when soundclouds fuck and doves cry. The Eiffel Tower falls down and then no one can go up it and they just have to use it as a bridge to cross the fucking river. If you are gonna cross that long twisted bridge then you will need some music and you can listen to some soundclouds. Super fucking soundcoulds. On Wednesday. Let them molest your ears with their sound AFTER THAT JUMP YOU CUNTEATERS!

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SUPER SOUNDCLOUD WEDNESDAY OF FUCK!   3 comments

We don’t know why we call this “Super Soundcloud Wednesday”. We post soundclouds all the time. Nothing special there. But we still call it that. So get used to it. Life is best if you don’t ask questions. Life is best if you shut up. But keep your ears open because sometimes you might hear some good fucking music. Or maybe you won’t. Maybe you hate all the stuff we post and you make sure to visit our blog everyday to be like “look at this crap, these guys are stupid cunt motherfuckers that like garbage tunes from shitonia”. Well thanks for boosting our traffic. MUSIC IS AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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SOUDCLOUDS THAT STAND ON THE SHOULDERS OF GIANTS   Leave a comment

Hey cuntnuts? What did you do during the weekend? Did you have fun? Did you puke? Did you go to the bathroom outside of a bathroom? You are like a bird. A free bird. The bathroom is a cage you will never be confined to. You go when you like, where you like with dignity. There is no holding it in for you. You don’t hold in your emotions and you don’t hold in your pee or poo. You make the rules even while you break them. This is your music AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!:

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MEGA WHO IS BEST: HARD IN DA PAINT   1 comment

SHAZZZZAM! I am the dark wizard Reverend Run! The Walmer Convenience Musical Blog has asked me to present to you the most important competition in the history of all music of all fucking time. Behold!:

Everyone loves this song. Your mom loves and makes love to this song. It has been the most important song of the last year after the Rebecca Black “Friday” song. Rebecca Black is the new Waka Flocka Flame. But this is not about Fridays or any other day of the week. This is about a contest. This is about asking who is best. The answer is not me. No. Who is best at remixing the Waka Flocka Flame’s Hard in the Paint song? CHOOSE AFTER THE JUMP!

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