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DON’T BREAK THE INTERNETS   Leave a comment

Hey you! Fucking Americans! Yeah! Don’t break the fucking internets! Tell your fucking Congressman and Senator to fucking vote against it because you will ruin the internets for everyone. Like literally the whole fucking world. We will all fucking hate you. No music blogs will exist. We Walmer will personally hate you. If given the chance we would go to every citizen of the USA and tell them “Fuck you” if PIPA and SOPA pass. Even if you were obviously not directly responsible for it passing if you did nothing to try and stop it your are guilty in some way. Google makes it really easy to do.

AFTER YOU SIGN THE FUCKING PETITION GO GRAB SOME FUCKING MUSIC AFTER THE JUMP ASSMUNCHERS!

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CHITO ROCK EP THAT ROCKS YOU ASS OFF!   Leave a comment

Where the fuck did your ass go? Shit is fucking gone bitches. Chito Rock took it from y’all. It was just rocked the fuck off. If you like some fucking legit as fuck club bangers than this EP delivers the goods right to your fucking doorstep. Once you answer the door it goes into your house, fucks your wife and then takes a shit in your toilet and doesn’t flush. And you can deal with it. In fact you’re happy. Great production on here from Munchi and other fucks. Shout outs to fucking Caballo for letting us in on this. GO TASTE IT AND DOWNLOAD IT AFTER THE JUMP CUNTS!

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CABALLO MAKES THE BEST VIDEO OF 2011   1 comment

Genius:

 

Posted September 20, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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MUNCHI’S JUKE EP. NO UNCLE MURDA?   1 comment

Hey assholes! We got some big ass news for you. There is a new Munchi juke EP out. It’s sick like in a way that it is so awesome that you puke on yourself and then you have to clean your shirt but then you listen to it again and then your shirt gets dirty again. It’s a lifestyle. The only problem is that there are no tracks with global bass legend Uncle Murda. When is their collaboration coming out? This only makes the stakes higher for when their album actually does come out comes out and trust us, it will. But in the fucking meantime we are gonna give you the link to download this new EP and have some tracks for you to sample and have Rayiv Munch describe them for you himself, in his own words ALL AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP! Enjoy:

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SOUNDCLOUDS WILL NOT BE TELEVISED   3 comments

Fucking shit rape! I’m Melvin Gibson! What the fuck! Pay attention to me! I’m crazy too! I’ll kill you! You fucking sugar titted cunts! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! I hate jews! I like soundclouds! You should be thankful that I fucking share them with you! THEY’RE AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP! BLAAAAARRRRGHH!

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MORE OF THE SOUNDS AND THE CLOUDS AND THE FUCKING   1 comment

Hey! What’s going on? I’m fucking Bill Cosby and I’m writing today on the Walmer Convenience blog. I’m not just a ghost dad but also a music lover. I go on soundcloud and listen to the beats. I’m gonna give you a taste of what I found. I think these songs are good but I haven’t even listened to them. I’m just gonna talk about what I think they sound like.

Nas – Life’s A Bitch (Gooffee Remix)

That song reminds me of the time I caught Theo smoking. I was so pissed. I made him smoke the whole pack to teach him a lesson. Then he got addicted and smoked again. The I beat the fuck out of him while making funny faces. It was hilarious.

Hyper Crush – Kick Us Out (HYPER CRUSH REMIX)

That song is like when you are trying to eat a fucking ice cream cone, but it’s too big for your mouth. Like this:

Everyone was like “How is he gonna fit that ice cream in his fucking mouth? It’s way too fucking big!” And I was like “You just watch!” and then the ice cream fell on my fucking shirt and i had to wash it twice to get it out.

Munchi – Skrillex Es Un Montro

That one reminded me of when I died but I was a ghost and had to take care of my kids and I was going through fucking walls and wearing ghost clothes and tipping my ghost hat. I was like “I’m so fucking dead”.

Merital – Money (Mr. Leub Home Sweet Home Remix)

That song reminds me of the time I was old and sitting on a chair.

I was like “I’m too fucking tired to stand up”. And everyone else was like “Are you still a person people care about?”. That’s that fucking song for me.

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