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LEDOOM IS…DOOMBAH! BUY IT THE FUCK NOW ASSHOLES!   1 comment

Hey assfaces. Are you enjoying your morning? Does that even make sense to you? Is it even the morning where you are? Go to where it’s fucking morning. Are you there? Good. This came out on fucking Friday of last week but we are slow ass bitches so we are telling you about it now. What is Doombah? How does it compare to moombah? Why don’t we ask a fucking scientist?

Walmer: What are you working on?

Scientist: A better AIDS

Walmer: What is the difference between Moombah & Doombah?

Scientist: I don’t fucking know. Do I look like I give a shit about that stuff? Get the fuck outta here!

Alright well that failed. Scientists are assholes. Fuck those nerds. All you need to know that these tracks are gonna knock your socks off, knock girls’ panties off and if you played them at your office they would punch your fucking boss in the face. Boom. BUY THAT MOOMBAH DOOMBAH GOODNESS AFTER THE JUMP AND TASTE THE TEASER MIX IF YOU NEED TO BE CONVINCED MORE YOU FUCKING WEAK ASSHATS!

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Posted December 12, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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SOUNDCLOUDS MADE FROM PEE   Leave a comment

Chris Tucker woke up in his apartment in the not great part of town. It was 1pm. That’s the time he woke up everyday. He hadn’t worked for 2 years so he never had to get up early unless it was to get his welfare cheque. Chris Tucker collected welfare now. Even though he always got more than enough sleep because of the fact that nothing was going on in his life, he still enjoyed having a cup of coffee as a pick me up to start his day. It just made it feel complete. It made him feel complete if only for a few minutes. As the coffee brewed he looked at the fading picture of him and Jackie Chan that he had stuck on his old refrigerator.

Those had been better times. He remembered all the bitches he had fucked as a tag team with Jackie. They had done it to build up their partnership so that audiences would love their chemistry. He remembered all the blow that they had done together in the trailer off of breasts in between takes. Jackie liked to do lines of blow between girl’s assholes and pussies. He called it “Getting from Point A to Point P” except when he said it it was in Chinese and shit. Chris Tucker stood there for 10 more minutes looking at the picture,  revisiting all the highs and lows he had had in his former career as an actor. The coffee maker made a beep and brought Chris Tucker back to reality. He poured the warm liquid into his favourite mug and took a quick gulp. As the coffee hit his taste buds it was all wrong, it had a very sharp taste almost like vinegar but salty and it stung his tongue. He pulled the mug away from his face and looked inside and made a startling discovery. It was not coffee at all in his mug. It was pee. Chris Tucker had just drank pee. Floating in the pee were soundclouds. GO GRAB THOSE SOUNDCLOUDS AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP TO KNOW WHAT CHRIS TUCKER EXPERIENCED!:

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MENDEZ IS: ADVENTURES IN ULTRACORE VOL 1!   Leave a comment

Do you fucking like moombahcore? WHAT ABOUT ULTRACORE YOU FUCKS? YEAH WE FUCKING YELLING BITCHES! THAT’S HOW YOU FUCKING BLOG! YOU YELL THE WORDS! IN WRITING! THE REAL REASON THAT THIS IS CALLED ULTRACORE IS THAT IT IS MADE UP OF FUCKING MOOMBAHCORE REMIXES OF ULTRAGORE RECORDINGS TRACKS! GET IT? ULTRAGORE + MOOMBAHCORE = ULTRACORE! IT’S CALLED MATH ASSHOLES! WITH FUCKERS LIKE BARE, SLUGGO, BRO SAFARI, BORGORE AND NERD RAGE ON THAT LABEL YOU KNOW THAT SHIT IS GONNA HIT HARDER THEN YOUR ESTRANGED FATHER HIT YOU AS A CHILD! BIG UPS EL CUCO RECORDINGS FOR BRINGING MORE FIRE! BASICALLY THIS SHIT IS AMAZING SO GO FUCKING BUY IT AND SAMPLE SOME OF IT AND GET A FREE FUCKING TRACK AFTER THE JUMP!

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GO AND TROLL YOUR MAMA!! WE DROP A NEW FLAVOR OF THE MONTH!!   Leave a comment

 Hey fucks! Caballo came and wrote another post for the Walmer Convenience Musical Blog. Last time got people talking hard about shit. What the fuck is he gonna talk about now? Wanna fucking know? GO CHECK IT OUT AFTER THE JUMP CUNTHEADS!

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OPERATION BUY THIS: BRO SAFARI & UFO! – FUTURE PRIMITIVE   Leave a comment

Do you like awesome moombahcore and moombahton? Then buy this fucking album. The only thing it will cost you is money and your composure because you will fucking lose it. This is tank driving music. El Cuco Recordings brings out the heavy artillery. Bro Safari and UFO! used fucking bazookas and rocket launchers to make this shit. Link to buy this and the preview mix ARE AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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