Cocobass is fucking back. Where’d you think they went? Nowhere. They holdin shit down like champs. This is a crazy new release for these guys with experimental originals and remixes from young hotshots in the game like Photo Romance and Max Le Daron and seasoned veterans like Top Billin and Javier Estrada. Normally shit like this doesn’t come for free. But this does. You can get this EP for about the same price an average person pays for sex which should be nothing. If your answer was that the average person should pay $3000 for sex then you got problems. If your answer is that the average person should pay $10 for sex then you got bigger problems. Forget your problems. GO GRAB THE FUCK OUTTA THIS EP AFTER THE JUMP FUCKERS!
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BOOOM! That’s what happened in our heads when we saw Sub Klub had a new EP from that Mexican master of bass Javier Estrada. This is jungle moombahton, ancient moombahton, shit that these guys would like:
LET’S QUIT FUCKING AROUND AND GRAB THE NEW JAVIER ESTRADA EP AFTER THE JUMP SINCE YOU KNOW THAT SHIT IS ON POINT AND IT’S FREE!
With this new onslaught of moombah, there is no other option except to pick up the pieces, gather up your belongings and make a new fucking life for yourself on the other side of the world. The worst part is, that you could never escape the pain. Moombahton started being played in that new place that you moved to. Your friends would be like “Let’s fucking go out and get drunk and do blow and shit.” You went out and they started playing fucking moombahton at the club. Instead of doing the blow the right way you would breath it out because you were all scared and shit. Your friends got fucking pissed. They punched your face. You lost teeth. Your dental bills increased. You became homeless. That was your life. You got raped. WHY DON’T WE GO LISTEN TO A SHITLOAD OF MOOMBAHTON AFTER THE JUMP!
“Hey broseph, what are you saying right now?”
“Not much man. Just listening to the Waya Waya Natura EP I got for fucking free from Cocobass Records website.”
“Sounds swaggariffic. What the fuck is it like?”
“LOL! It’s like Avatar mixed with Apocalypto mixed with Eyes Wide Shut mixed with a good dream.”
“That sounds quite boring and uninteresting to me.”
“Are you a fucking idiot?”
“Well I prefer to be humble but, and this is just from what others have told me but, yes.”
“Oh fuck, ok that makes sense”
“Can I still listen to the Waya Waya Natura Ep with you even though the fact that it’s good makes me not really interested in hearing it?”
“Why certainly asshole. We can GO FUCKING LISTEN TO IT AND EVEN DOWNLOAD IT BECAUSE IT’S FUCKING FREE AFTER THE JUMP!”
Don’t know what to fucking say about this picture. Shit just looks fucked up. Was looking up fucking pictures of cats and guns and this is one of the things that came up. What the fuck is that? We just wanted to have an innocent picture, that was it. Just a cat and a gun. What about all the children who just want cat and gun fucking pictures for their school project? Are they going to be exposed to this fucking disgusting shit? Why is the internet such a stinking vagina stuffed with garbage? We need to clean shit up! But while we do that why don’t we just listen to a whole post of moombahton? GO GRAB THAT SHIT AND LISTEN AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP YOU CUNT HERDERS!
As is not the tradition on Mondays, we are gonna do an all non-moombahton post because we don’t want fuckers to think we’re some kind of all moombahton blog and just send us moombahton and nothing else because that would be sad and then we would only have that in our lives and die probably from fucking moombah overdose. IT WOULD ALL BE YOUR FAULT! You would probably go to jail and become someone’s bitch and have penis in your mouth all day long. IS THAT THE FUTURE YOU WANT? Let’s go and listen to non-moombaton AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP FUCKERS!