Archive for the ‘sam tiba’ Tag

SOUNDCLOUD BASS VOMITUS   1 comment

If there’s one thing that god wants, it’s for us to post a shitload of tracks this day, a Friday, so you can fulfill your destiny of playing a good set at clubs if you are a dj or maybe you can use this music to impress some one of the opposite or same sex to sleep with you if you do not jockey discs. Either way, this is gonna help you step up your game. So why are you still on this page, you should be clicking after the jump to grab tunes! GO FUCKING GRAB SOME HOT FUCKING BASS MUSIC AFTER THE JUMP FUCKTARDS!

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NEW FUCKING MUSIC TO MAKE YOU COOL   1 comment

You all want to be cool. All of you fuckers. Admit it. Even if you say you don’t care about being cool it’s just so that you can look cool. You can’t escape. So if that’s your fucking goal than why don’t we watch this video from Malcolm Jamal Warner of TV’s the Cosby Show. You will definitely be fucking cool if you do these things. Especially if you are an adult.

Alright now we’re totally fucking ready to take on the world!

But now that you have this new swag, you need some good tunes to go with it. GO GRAB THOSE FUCKING TUNES AFTER THE JUMP FUCKERS!

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SOME MIXES THAT ARE OK   Leave a comment

We are fucking djs. We make fucking mixes. But we can’t be making mixes all the time. Sometimes we have play gigs or fuck our girlfriends or other people’s girlfriends or your mom. The point is sometimes we like to kick back between all things in our busy schedules and listen to the disc jockeying of other people. Here is some of their work. It is obviously not as good as us but the effort is appreciated. GO FUCK WITH THEM AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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TUESDAYS OF MURDER AND VAGINA   Leave a comment

Hey assmasters! What the fuck is good in the motherfucking hood? Did you see that fucking picture up there? That’s gonna be the right place for you to go on Sept 23rd in Toronto. Nowhere else. Do not accept imitations. If doesn’t say Walmer Fucking Convenience on the box then ain’t gonna be no Walmer Fucking Convenience inside. Probably gonna be some kinda shit. Anyway, go to this shit, pay your $5, see Yo Ev from The Torro Torros, see Daddy Maysr from that Montreal place, and see the Dj Caff who’s a good dude who can drop more party tunes on your heads than a flock of seagulls could drop shit on you. But what about the music? What will that shit be like? Well maybe it will be a bit like this shit AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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FUCKING SO HUNGOVER FUCKING SOUNDCLOUDS ARE TOO LOUD BUT GOTTA POST THEM   1 comment

Hey look at this shit here fuckers! It’s motherfucking Billy the Gent of the District of Columbia spinning musics who is a gentleman and a fucking moombahscholar. Shit is real up in here. Or rather was real. This was last night at the fucking  S L O W E D party at the Crawford in Toronto where we got to meet the fucking Torro Torroses and the Dos Mundoses and the Billy the Gentses and all the other moombahfuckers in Toronto. It was like a family picnic where all the food was booze and everyone ate too much. Here are your fucking soundclouds. Leave us alone. We are sick. Our shits are terrible. CLICK AFTER THE JUMP!

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SDUOLCDNUOS   2 comments

Blam! What up dawgs? How are you making out in this post-Nate Doggian world? Who will be the next hook person to go? Will it be T-Pain getting hit by a train? Will Akon go in a space shuttle and it will explode? What is the percentage of guys who sing on hooks who have AIDS? The answer may surprise you. We don’t know what the answer is though. We ain’t scientists. Do we look like fucking nerds to you? MUSIC AFTER JUMP FUCKERS!

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BUT WAIT, THERE’S FUCKIN MORE   Leave a comment

Is your weekend over? Are you gonna cry? There’s still more you can do. You can go out Sunday, you can go out Monday. You can go out everyday. There are endless possibilities. You can be homeless. It’s cool. They can do whatever they want. They’ve escaped the whole 9 to 5 thing. They aren’t tied down like a fucking loser. If they could afford to listen to music then they would listen to these fucking tracks AFTER THE JUMP…

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