Archive for the ‘saur’ Tag

HOT MUSIC BUSTED ALL OVER YOUR FACE WITH A SPLASH   Leave a comment

Who the fuck reppin Walmer now bitches? Motherfucking 8cto. Check his shit out. Dude murders global bass like he has a score to settle. Shit gonna get crazy. Speaking of bass we also got this classic fucking picture of someone else repping Walmer like shit is the differemce between life and death:

Boom! That’s fucking Crizzly y’all! Dude was here with fucking 12 Planet and Flinch for Bassmentality here in Toronto. We could have taken pics with them but we were like fuck it. That’s him with Walmer’s man on the street Sto. What the fuck is he wearing like some fuking fur overalls? Check out his fucking music! It’s all hot as fuck. Anyway. Let’s stop judging fashion and check out some drippy ass tunes RIGHT AFTER THE JUMP FUCKERS!

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MOOMBAHLUV 3: THE PHILOSOPHER’S STONE   Leave a comment

All things must come to an end, even love. Even…moombahluv. In this chapter our heroes are confronted with a Valentine’s Day riddle: is Moombahluv possible after the death of Whitney Houston? The answer my surprise you, but one thing is for sure there’ll be a lot of crazy tunes along the way. That fucker Dj UMBS of Generation’s Bass put all of your favourites and a lot of our favourites are on this bitch. King Kong, Jon Kwest, Noms, Feral Is Kinky, Mango Troops, El Nomada, STLKRFOXXX, Saur and much, much more. Make a fucking baby to this shit. If both of you are from the same sex then pretend you are making a baby to this shit. Sky is the limit. Make as many babys as you can. Go for the record. There are two sides to this so you have the time. Still best to get started as early as possible so why don’t we stop talking and start fucking. GO GRAB THE COMP AFTER THE JUMP FUCKNUTS!

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FUCKING MOOMBAH MEGAPOST   Leave a comment

Damn son, where’d you find that sticker? Boom! Another fucker rockin Walmer swag. Who the fuck is this? Fucking babySTEPS. Have you checked out his soundcloud? There is some hot ass music up in that bitch. His remix of Heartbreak’s “Blaze Up” is fucking phenomenal. Basically you need it in your life. But enough chit-chat. What the fuck are we here for? To talk about feelings and shit? No. We’re here to fucking have some sick tunes so let’s go get that hot moombahton AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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DON’T BREAK THE INTERNETS   Leave a comment

Hey you! Fucking Americans! Yeah! Don’t break the fucking internets! Tell your fucking Congressman and Senator to fucking vote against it because you will ruin the internets for everyone. Like literally the whole fucking world. We will all fucking hate you. No music blogs will exist. We Walmer will personally hate you. If given the chance we would go to every citizen of the USA and tell them “Fuck you” if PIPA and SOPA pass. Even if you were obviously not directly responsible for it passing if you did nothing to try and stop it your are guilty in some way. Google makes it really easy to do.

AFTER YOU SIGN THE FUCKING PETITION GO GRAB SOME FUCKING MUSIC AFTER THE JUMP ASSMUNCHERS!

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ASSORTED BASS & CLUB   Leave a comment

On the outskirts of Calcutta there is a dump where people leave their used up bass. Living in the dump are a group of dedicated workers who collect this bass, this assorted bass, and put the different pieces back together and make new bass shit with it. This has been going on for generations and is the most important source of music up in this bitch. Maybe you would like to take a journey in to this garbage dump. Dive and swim inside. Do blow in the garbage dump. Fuck a girl maybe. Or if you are a girl you can fuck a man there. Or if you are gay you can do the opposite. But whatever you do, you do it in a garbage dump. GO GRAB THOSE FUCKING TRACKS AFTER THE JUMP CUNT MASTERS!

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PURE UNCUT MOOMBAH FILTH   1 comment

Moombahton is like blow. Except it’s music and you don’t stick it in your nose. You shove it in your fucking ears you idiots. Don’t you know how to work music? True that you could also shove it in your mom’s vagina but that is besides the point. All of this is besides the fucking point. All we are trying to do here is have a post of only moombahton so that after we can have apost with no moombahton. So why don’t we do that AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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LATE BREAKING NEWS   Leave a comment

Hey cuntfuckers! We got two fucking stories we are working on.

#1 – New fucking free moombah track from Smash & Grab

#2 – New EP from Frank Lucano

CLICK AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP TO GET THE NEWS ASSWIPES!

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